What to Watch This Week: On America’s Next Top Model Young Women “Pose as Taxidermy”

By Magdalena Burnham

Monday – August 27

 

Adventure Time

 

This episode is all about a creepy pepper and I suspect that it’s Lemongrab. Airs 7:30 on Cartoon Network.

 

Also On:

 

8:00 – Alphas (Syfy)

 

8:00 – Regular Show (Cartoon Network)

 

10:00 – Grimm (NBC)

 

Tuesday – August 28

 

White Collar

 

A politician tries to sabotage the trial of a criminal Peter put in jail. Perrey “Mrs. Ari” Reeves guest stars. Airs at 9:00 on USA.

 

Also On:

 

8:00 – Pretty Little Liars (ABC Family)

 

9:00 – MasterChef (Fox)

 

11:00 – The Daily Show: RNC 2012 (Comedy Central)

 

Wednesday – August 29

 

Futurama

 

The crew gets transformed into their animal alter egos. Well, that should be interesting. Airs at 10:00 on Comedy Central.

 

Also On:

 

8:00 – Big Brother (CBS)

 

10:00 – The Real World (MTV)

 

11:00 – The Daily Show: RNC 2012 (Comedy Central)

 

Thursday – August 30

 

Rookie Blue

 

A prisoner at the station holds Chris at gunpoint. Airs at 9:00 on ABC.

 

Also On:

 

9:00 – Big Brother (CBS)

 

10:00 – Wilfred (FX)

 

11:00 – The Daily Show: RNC 2012 (Comedy Central)

 

Friday – August 31

 

America’s Next Top Model

 

I am not kidding, the description is “the models pose as taxidermy.” Just when I thought that I couldn’t love or hate this show more. Airs at 8:00 on The CW.

 

Saturday – September 1

 

Doctor Who

 

Season premiere! The doctor is kidnapped and trapped in an asylum. Airs at 9:00 on BBC America.

 

Also On:

 

9:00 – The Suze Orman Show (CNBC)

 

Sunday – September 2

 

Breaking Bad

 

The description says “loose ends are all tied up”, which is both vague and almost certainly a lie. Airs at 10:00 on AMC.

 

Also On:

 

8:00 – Big Brother (CBS)

 

9:00 – Hell on Wheels (AMC)

 

10:00 – Weeds (Showtime)