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lived in New York for several political cycles, it became clear that the din
and extent of news was an unbearable chronic affliction. Some decisive limitation
useful rule I followed was: Never read or watch or even talk about anything
that will be decided on a definite date.
it. This crisply eliminated the need to pay attention to a surprising and welcome
array of matters, ranging from the Super Bowl to the Millennium to Charles and
Diana’s wedding, and of course most important, to all elections.
the electoral process has become ubiquitous, unavoidable, virtually endless,
and to a dire extent the most obvious social factor there is. The freedom to
chose our leaders, which is wonderful, has become a form of enslavement to a
process that lurches between what often seems the disgusting and the unnecessary.
Even though only about 15 percent of people voted in the most recent election,
virtually 100 percent of people had to be subjected to a nonstop avalanche of
advertisements, polls, pundits, sound bites, sight bites and the endless reiteration
of arias of self-righteous, sanctimonious egotist ambition sung to the lulling
tune of "I’m doing it all for you."
Kafka when we need him? Who else could do justice to the fact that the government
grants entrepreneurs licenses to operate radio and television facilities, who
then sell exceptionally costly time on these very same facilities to people
who want to become members of the government? Who else could with the right
amount of disbelieving wonder observe the cavalcade of funds delivered to candidates
and parties to buy this publicly provided electronic facility and to sustain
electoral campaigns that run nonstop, inconveniently punctuated only by the
could do justice to the craven process by which candidates subject themselves
to the hectoring of clattery political consultants, whose principal triumph
is to coerce their candidate-victims enough so that they no longer possess self-sufficient
individual competence and moral and intellectual autonomy? Now they must rely
on their hired hands to tell them what to think and what color to wear and where
to smile and when to frown and how to leap a platform and what to say about
China and bad people and perform burrito bites and bbq bites and bagel bites.
how to rosy-talk about the future we eagerly await, which will be finer than
our past now that our disreputable opponents have utterly trashed the present.
Now candidates have to pay attention to so many real and fanciful constituencies
and so many journalists and so many regions and skin colors and God-theorists
and property-owners and gunners and moral perfectionists that it seems impossible
to be anything other than everything.
is that a system created to serve a relatively tiny if relatively complex country,
spread out over miles and connected mainly by word of mouth and, at its fastest,
the speed of the U.S. Postal Service, now operates instantly and ubiquitously
with a volume of events and communication about them that has moved the dial
of action from "calm reflection" to "immediate response."
Spin doctors indeed become vital practitioners, because everybody and everything
is in endless spin. The result is a Niagara of words, images, polls and meetings.
The public assembly with all its ambiguity and sense of limits is distilled
into the essence of modern politics, which is fiercely skilled advertisements
knifing into everyone’s living room on television.
who have to endure endless talk and endless travel are in severe danger of becoming
the trained monkeys of their own organ-grinder consultants. Endless begging
for limitless money discourages potential candidates–especially women–who
retain a nostalgic sense of human civility from turning their lives of political
ambition into charitable causes as if they were a dread disease or a fund for
a federal judge in Maine has upheld its Clean Election law so that candidates
can agree to accept modest limits of public money instead of private contributions.
Pardon me. Wait. Use public money to support the vital central public process
of choosing the government? What? And already groups from chambers of commerce
to the ACLU to the Libertarian Party to PACs to wealthy contributors have attacked
the possibility of encouraging modest politics in the name of everything from
freedom of expression to the fairness of everyone having the right to support
with equal tenderness the candidate of their choice–everyone from Uncle
Ebenezer to Philip Morris to Microsoft to Cousin Sallie to Exxon to International
Chinese Most-Favored Trading Company.
announced, it’s all become an "expense of spirit in a waste of shame."
Politics is the vast and unbearable national sitcom that carries on in the new
obligatory style: 24/7. And for years on end. From the day after one election
to the day after the next. It is an insufferably banal and unnecessary public
burden. It absorbs too much national oxygen and produces too many sociotoxic
emissions. Tens of thousands of people earn a living doing nothing else but
producing words and grunts and laughter about the cast of political characters
and they do so very loudly and almost everywhere you turn. The political system
has managed finally to achieve the unavoidable penetration of private life by
public officials of which the Politburo and Chicoms could only dream.
system, such as the Canadian, provides an immense advantage to the central nervous
systems of the electorate, because election campaigns may take two to three
months and that’s that. The prime minister decides he or she has a good
shot at winning and calls an election and it is over before the school term.
It gives an advantage to the party in power, but that has backfired often enough
so that the population retains a fresh opportunity to listen, think, act. There
are fewer steps to the process, so there is less cost, and there is more public
access to the public airwaves, so begged money is less decisive. If nothing
else, it would seem, in contrast to the nonstop circus here, a blow on behalf
of public mental health.
there remains in America the central glory of the fact of election, and the
fact that leaders can sometimes lead and occasionally inspire and at best imprint
the public with a mark of honest decency joined to acts of willful competence
and lustrous meaning. Sometimes the quasi-monarchical esthetic of the presidency
provides politics as effective and gratifying as it gets. But an anthropologist
observing what we take for granted would have to conclude we love the clamor
and abrasiveness of politics more than what it is supposed to provide, which
is agreeable and equitable productive society. The question arises, why don’t
the tribesmen give themselves a break between elections, say for 45 months?
As the Bard