Yours is the most relevant Tuesday–hours. Wednesday, Where do I start? I’ve And I know what accounts Ron G., Manhattan Rocket Science Here’s a novel idea Joe Zouba, See "Publishing" May I respectfully disagree? After all, a writer’s My own name is precious In the end, considering Name Withheld, Jell-O Bomb Your level of expertise As for police scrutiny, What about the subway bombers Of course, there is only Omar Padial, No Lizzie, You Take It Easy In your 1998 Best of Manhattan Take it easy. Lizzie Simon, Start With Slippers When I grow up, I wanna Frank Turk, Soup Bones Any editor who would seriously Joe Rodrigue, Burnin’ Love I say that about this particular (By the way, count me on Anyway, I wanted to offer 1) Please, please get Mark 2) So you hate Cynthia Cotts. 3) There’s a real need Anyway, I’ve gone on George Hunka, Dan’s Back! And he’s not a common What sometimes curdles my Okay. Not so bad. That is, And so for the military-industrial And so we ask of these little Dan Cameron New World Ordure And then, MUGGER, you call Go Pat, go! To the Reform George Williams, Baltimore Klansmen Like Possums I’ll only respond to 1) Humans, not animals, 2) It is not a fiction that 3) Animals are very 4) We do care for humanity, 5) Animals do care for, 6) Schulman would do a great 7) Schulman justifies abortion His article’s title If your paper is on the Adela Pisarevsky, Suffern Succotash Rent control has not made As for the commuter tax, Yet the most significant Since you did not understand Current racism, which is The Soviet Union also failed, Speaking of impoverishment Andrew L. Pitchfork in the Road Duane Cooley,
publication of my generation.
still more hours. Thursday, I look forward to more hours. Just fascinated with–and
love reading–this "Best of."
got to tell you that, like many readers I suppose, I couldn’t care less
about where to go for shoe polish or the best bed. To me, so much of that is
beside the point. But it’s the great enjoyment of reading the essays, the
brilliant writing you feature ("Best Argument for Staying in the City")–the
smart prose, the devastating one-liners ("Back in the 1300s when Satan
had a real artist to front for him instead of Marilyn Manson…" ["Best
Museum Staff"])–that make me mutter out loud things like, "This
is the most fucking awesome thing I’ve ever read."
for your paper’s success (and if you had no sales, I’d count your
paper a success). It’s that no matter with what baggage a writer approaches
his craft, at NYPress, more than at any other publication, he is encouraged
to leave it at the door. The writer is unfettered by the need to play the right
angle, fit in to the publication’s "style." Just heave it all
off, boy–and write!
hack job done on Rockets Redglare ("Best Washed-Up, Obese, Blowhard of
a Local Sublebrity," 9/22) by some (deservedly) anonymous staffer at NYPress
is, at best, an exercise in character assassination, assumedly by some desperate
journalism school grad-nouveau who’s lived downtown for a year and half
and now considers himself an expert on all things Manhattan. At worst, it’s
a calculated and libelous piece of tripe, a deliberate smear couched in anonymity
by a jealous failure who conveniently has no experience or body of work open
to public commentary.
for the author’s future efforts to prove to Ma and Pa back in Podunk that
those student loans for Columbia were a better investment than tractor repair
courses at the local technical college… Try writing about subjects you actually
have some tiny knowledge of, and possibly even from some perspective other than
that of your own jaundice and failure. Rockets’ accomplishments have already
eclipsed your own very marginal successes and his future holds many more.
see that once again, in your Best of Manhattan issue, you’ve come out in
defense of NYPress cartoonist Danny Hellman for having sent out hoax
e-mail messages over (or is it under?) the name of Ted Rall, a fellow cartoonist
("Best Cartoonist With No Sense of Humor.") You dismiss Hellman’s
behavior as "harmless," merely "an idiotic prank," and suggest
that Rall is threatening legal action simply because he "decided he didn’t
like Hellman’s opinion."
If I were the victim, I’d want to hang Hellman up by his tiny balls. Pauperize
the bastard; sue him for every nickel; put the creep in debtor’s prison,
or defamer’s prison, or just plain con-man’s prison, till every hair
turns gray. I have no more sympathy for Hellman than I would for someone who
picked my pocket. What he did was criminal.
or artist’s name is his identity, the essence of his reputation. Attack
him all you want; disagree with him, even make fun of him. But don’t make
up quotes and attribute them to him; don’t send fraudulent letters and
sign his name. That’s stealing his identity, and it’s as serious an
offense, as far as I’m concerned, as plagiarizing his writing, vandalizing
his artwork or forging his name on a check.
to me–which is why I’m withholding it from this letter.
the expense, I suppose that Rall will not actually carry through with his lawsuit.
Still, I hope he does–and I hope he wins big.
Espo the best bomber ("Best Graffiti Bomber") is like calling Jell-O
the best food of the year. It’s cheap, easy and not hard to understand,
but there’s not much flavor.
in the subject is lacking. Espo is working the streets on the efforts of the
old-school New York City writers who came before him. The streets aren’t
being bombed by roving crews, like the trains yards of years ago were, so his
competition is kids.
any white guy painting a giant gate one color, then adding a few needed lines
to spell a name at the last minute, is definitely "getting over."
out there? Trains are still being painted–it’s just the MTA’s
dirty little secret. Trains are cleaned in the layups and yards before they
are put into service, but video and photo footage exist, and are highly distributed.
If anyone should be given more credit where it’s due, Revs has been bombing
the subway tunnel interiors with large roller letters and elaborate poetry that
can only be read in the tunnel or if a train stops in the tunnel.
one king respected for his history and rule of the land: Cope2 kd from the Bronx.
This hardcore graffiti king is for real. He doesn’t have to be up outside
the NYPress offices to be king to many writers around the world.
love your paper, I do, and I love when you’re mean and funny, but I need
to tell you that I’m deeply offended by what you wrote ("Best Scary
Subway Ad"). You’ll have a hard time keeping "them" away
from "us." We’re everywhere, especially in newspaper offices,
and treatment does work.
issue you guys called me a "Twentysomething Dynamo." For the record
I’m 23, and I’m bipolar.
You rock. Your columns about the current national brouhaha over next year’s
primaries and the candidates have been so right-on that not another word should
be said until after the conventions.
it just me or is the country getting progressively sillier? Why are there so
many clowns being bandied about as potential presidential candidates lately
("MUGGER," 9/22)? So far I’ve heard the following names mentioned:
Warren Beatty, Cybill Shepherd, Donald Trump. What’s next–Alec Baldwin?
Are there so few experienced candidates that people are grasping at straws,
or are Hollywood types just demented? I’m not even talking about Jesse
Ventura–he looks like George Washington in comparison.
advance Beatty as a candidate, as Salon’s David Talbot did, should
just hang it up. Face it, Talbot: You’re a moron. Just go away.
writing this because I rarely read newspapers front to back, but the most recent
issue of NYPress has finally put this habit to rest. It was an excellent
issue–the quality of the prose sterling from beginning to end–and
everybody involved should be commended for putting out the funniest, most interesting
and most mordant views of New York City culture available (in any given week).
I could write to each contributor individually, but I figured that I could save
quite a bit of time. Excellent work.
issue, but I should also add that the last six months or so of NYPresses
have been must-read material. I may be the only New York resident who actually
finds "MUGGER" just the right length. Russ Smith is attempting, as
I see it, to marry the political and the personal consciousness on a day-by-day
basis, and it’s almost impossible to do that without stretching to four
or five thousand words. The only real parallel in popular journalism is Ben
Stein’s column in The American Spectator. I like that, too. Of course,
I must admit that I’m in my mid-30s and leaning toward paleoconservatism,
after a degree from Bard College in English literature and teaching at Temple
University, a haven for unrecognized but envious postmodernists. Eh.
the positive side of the Jim Knipfel poll. I was reading Jim back when he was
writing for Dan Rottenberg at the Philadelphia Welcomat. Back then, I
thought he sucked. We had one brief meeting at the opening of the Borders bookstore
at 18th and Walnut Sts. Well, he sucks less now, and I like reading his column.
He probably doesn’t remember me at all. Good for him.)
just a few criticisms, and please take them with the understanding that I’m
a Loyal Reader. I have no real axes to grind. I don’t seek to write for
anybody, nor do I think anybody will be interested in what I have to say. I’m
a Russell Kirk/Albert Jay Nock conservative, and I know my time has passed.
So, with that in mind:
Steyn to write a regular column for you guys. He needs a regular weekly American
outlet, and you’re the ones to give it to him. Steyn is a brilliant cultural
critic, politically and artistically savvy, and the only thing keeping him from
an American breakthrough is a regular place to write–not monthly, not quarterly,
but weekly. Dump Cockburn if you have to; Steyn is the real goods. (And I say
this without knowing Steyn at all, but having read him in the London Spectator,
The American Spectator and elsewhere for years.)
Fine. Let’s get somebody in NYPress who can show her what to do
and how it’s done. Sniping at her won’t alleviate the very real lack
of a good New York City press critic. Rotating columnists won’t do the
trick; you need somebody there who can call people on the carpet regularly,
so that readers won’t have to skip a week or two to see something biting
and accurate. This would lead to continuity and a reason to pick up the paper:
to see what your bitch-slappy media critic has to offer that week.
for a publication on the order of the London Spectator, as long as we’re
on the subject. The Weekly Standard, which should meet this need, fails
fairly badly. The Standard caters to a quasi-hysterical neocon voice,
which wouldn’t serve writers like Paul Johnson and Theodore Dalrymple,
or cranky drunks like the late lamented Jeffrey Bernard. (I’m a cranky
drunk myself, so I know.) There are American writers like Johnson, Dalrymple
and Bernard; you’re halfway there with yourself and Jim Knipfel. Experiment
with a 32-page glossy, and print covers by the fine stable of illustrators you
have now. They’re every inch the equivalent of the caricaturists for the
Spectator. And, by cutting out the whoremart in the last 20 pages or
so of the Classifieds, you’d take a fake moral high ground that would put
the Voice to shame.
too long. Again, my best wishes to the fine group of writers and artists who
put together the Best of Manhattan issue (especially the artist who did the
overwrap–absolutely first-rate). I look forward to continuing to read NYPress.
again from the Orient, I am reminded of Napoleon’s "Politics is the
sexuality of the intellectuals." Taking "intellectuals" loosely,
of course, you see where Americans get their real titillation. I don’t
knock MUGGER for getting off this way every week. It’s a widespread habit,
mostly a guy thing. Possibly incurable.
Peeping Tom, or Raunchy Russ. He just has a keen interest in aphrodisiacs like
money, power, spinning wheels, demographics and circulation figures.
craw is the glib posturing as thought, as in the recent Buchanan banging. Was
MUGGER off the wall? In fact, no. Often he is not. He doesn’t have malathion
for brains, unlike our ambitious Exterminator Man. As befits a Bush man, he
notes Buchanan being soft-on-Adolf, arguably anti-Semitic, fetus-preoccupied,
gay-unfriendly, immigrant-challenged and probably Aryan-oriented. Though not
an empty suit, and able to puncture the corporate competition, Buchanan at bottom
is another maverick who can’t possibly win. A regular (empty? half empty?)
suit will do the winning, thank you. Subtext: The corporate state doesn’t
need, or even want, brains in the White House. It needs only a photogenic accomplice.
And will get it. Pre-paid.
until MUGGER inserts another of those little "accessories," this one
made on Wall Street. Buchanan, you see, is "anti-free trade." Here
MUGGER reveals again his penchant for lobbyist mantra and Libertarian cliche
in matters of profound consequence. It’s a slick way of saying that issues
like sovereignty, national independence, etc., could only matter to an Idaho
beanhead. This is beyond spin, though not beyond NAFTA, GATT and the other corporate
bulldozers coming. Are you against Canadian oil companies overturning U.S. anti-pollution
laws? You don’t want pesticides in your Mexican fruit deemed too dangerous
by U.S. law? You object to multinationals making laws to prohibit vitamins unless
patented and superexpensive? You don’t want their irradiated or genetically
modified "franken-food" without its being labeled? In brief, you do
not want their laws overriding your laws? Well, pardner, do you know what that
makes you? Listen up, now. It makes you "anti-free trade." Ask MUGGER.
complex that Eisenhower himself warned against: You’re not convinced that
taxpayers should finance a planetary bully machine to guarantee corporate welfare
while advising and arming genocidal but "friendly" reptiles everywhere?
Hey, Bub, know what? You are a fudge-headed "isolationist." See MUGGER.
"accessories" in the weekly boudoir: What in fact are they? Real sense?
Yuppie yap? Or just some MUGGERisms?
I raise my hand to take that oath of office as president of the United States,
your New World Order comes crashing down!"
Buchanan an isolationist (9/15) for such a statement? Good article. Heh, heh.
Party, and win the presidency!
can’t let Sam Schulman’s article, "The Bleeding Heartless"
("Taki’s Top Drawer," 8/25), distort an important truth for the
readers of your distinguished paper. Schulman sounds like a xenophobe, or else
his research was guided by other animal haters.
his third and fourth
are the ones who "eat their young"–by throwing babies into garbage
cans and incinerators, and by conceiving babies for profit.
animals can be protected from abuse, and their slavery can by abolished, by
kind, noble animal rights activists and environmental soldiers.
conscious of needing freedom, which is an inalienable birthright of all
earthlings, and that’s constantly being violated by humans’ cruelty
and most of us are actively engaged in human rights work. But animals
are the lowest of the exploited.
and are conscious of, other species–us included.
service if he’d leave other beings alone and instead vigorously criticize
the American Nazi Party, the Ku Klux Klan and other cancers of the human species
who have no respect for either humans or animals.
clinic bombers’ actions by saying they "preserve life." Is that
why they harassed and murdered many innocent doctors? Animal rights people never
harm humans or animals.
applies best to those ignoramuses who express compassion for, and ask for pardon
for, rapists and murderers.
side of fairness, you’ll print this letter.
McCain: Again, I am in the odd position of responding in a delayed fashion to
your retort ("The Mail," 8/23).
rent "free" for anybody in New York City. Just some people do not
have to pay some of the most expensive residential rent rates in the world,
while others in the city do not have to pay that rate. You really should look
at a New York classified section sometime. If these clowns cannot make money
off what they’re charging, then they should go bankrupt. Studio apartments
go for as much as $600 in the Bronx. Do they go for that much in Gaithersburg?
Also, the city does not claim the power to force anyone to rent at below market
rates. If the building was never under rent control or rent stabilization, or
if an investor purchases an abandoned or untenanted property and decides to
forgo tax abatement offers from the city, then the building will not be subject
to rent stabilization.
I can’t answer you on the water and sewage fees, or the trash vs. the sales
tax spent by commuters. As for eating lunch in the city, I know that when I
do, I only spend between three and five dollars. Moreover, I often bring my
own lunch. I am sure that it’s not terribly uncommon for commuters to bag-lunch
in the city on a regular basis. Considering those numbers commuters do not contribute
as much in sales tax as the commuter tax. As for crime and police protection,
yes: commuters and residents alike need to be protected from other commuters.
Commuters are involved in all kinds of crime, embezzlement, gun-running, drug-selling
and drug-purchasing, drug use, assault and battery (after a good night of drinking),
possibly even murder and robbery. Simply stated, not all commuters are law abiding
at all times, while the vast majority of New York City residents are law abiding
the vast majority of the time.
damage the city and its residents receive from commuters is pollution. If significantly
more of them lived in the city, myself included, the city and its surrounding
suburbs would benefit tremendously.
my questions, let me make it simpler for you. Do you consider me and my children
white or black, based upon the information I gave you? This question raises
some interesting implications regarding racism and reproduction, of which a
serious political pundit like yourself should become more aware. As for minorities
flocking to the U.S., the Union of South Africa had the highest rate of intra-African
immigration during the Apartheid era of any African nation. All that says is
that people will withstand attacks upon their dignity to improve their own and
their children’s economic opportunities. As for which is safer for blacks,
New York City, Alabama or Sierra Leone: I would venture to say, strictly upon
anecdotal information on violence, that Alabama is the safest and Sierra Leone
the most unsafe. Sierra Leone finishes a distant third as a result of the civil
war. As for where blacks would be better off, overall, I would venture to say
New York City, because of the strength of its economy and the less virulent
racism of the region, with Sierra Leone finishing a distant third because of
the civil war. Sierra Leone might be a close third if the factions could settle
the dispute over who shall control diamond mining in that nation for the next
probably lower than it has been at any time in our history, combined with the
long-term social impact of past racism, still ranks as the largest problem for
blacks worldwide. The economic and social impacts of these factors create many
of the conditions that make it virtually impossible for blacks to thrive, even
among themselves. It will take more than 20 to 30 years of some reasonable attempts
at common decency to overcome the legacy of racism, nationally and worldwide.
The fact is, except for Latin America, that generally the more recent the European
colonial dominance of a nation, the lower its economic development. European
colonial dominance was justified and fed by racism.
not because of the Soviets’ racial insistence on egalitarianism, but on
their radical insistence on top-down control of society in the name of egalitarianism.
The leaders were all too willing, for an extensive period of time, to turn a
blind eye to elitist and corrupt practices at the expense of egalitarianism,
in exchange for this control.
and oppression, the world is completely dominated by capitalism, with the wealthiest
nations of the world practicing the kind of bleeding-heart liberal policies
I advocate, and the poorest nations practicing libertarian economics. These
nations are experiencing some of the grossest impoverishment and oppression
in their history. So what is your coherent rationale for impoverishing and oppressing
people in the name of capitalism? The majority of people are too stupid and
lazy to deserve to live decently?
Spence, Suffern, NY
MUGGER: I think you and many
others might be shocked at how many people think as Pat Buchanan does. Don’t
discount this guy.
Yours is the most relevant
Where do I start? I’ve
And I know what accounts
Ron G., Manhattan
Here’s a novel idea
May I respectfully disagree?
After all, a writer’s
My own name is precious
In the end, considering
Your level of expertise
As for police scrutiny,
What about the subway bombers
Of course, there is only
No Lizzie, You Take It Easy
In your 1998 Best of Manhattan
Take it easy.
Start With Slippers
When I grow up, I wanna
Any editor who would seriously
I say that about this particular
(By the way, count me on
Anyway, I wanted to offer
1) Please, please get Mark
2) So you hate Cynthia Cotts.
3) There’s a real need
Anyway, I’ve gone on
And he’s not a common
What sometimes curdles my
Okay. Not so bad. That is,
And so for the military-industrial
And so we ask of these little
New World Ordure
And then, MUGGER, you call
Go Pat, go! To the Reform
George Williams, Baltimore
Klansmen Like Possums
I’ll only respond to
1) Humans, not animals,
2) It is not a fiction that
3) Animals are very
4) We do care for humanity,
5) Animals do care for,
6) Schulman would do a great
7) Schulman justifies abortion
His article’s title
If your paper is on the
Rent control has not made
As for the commuter tax,
Yet the most significant
Since you did not understand
Current racism, which is
The Soviet Union also failed,
Speaking of impoverishment
Pitchfork in the Road