Posts Tagged ‘Wizards’

@BYTES1GHz Tech: Nerds Find Cure For Down’s Syndrome; Abort Fetus

Written by @BYTES1GHz on . Posted in NY Press Exclusive, Sex & Relationships, Technology

happy-couple-sonogram According to movies and television it is a scientific fact that Nerds have long been plagued with debilitating social diseases such as acne, braces, limp wrist, four-eyes, and polio. But now the Wizards over at the Department of Genome Sciences at the University of Washington have crafted a method of casting the Sequence Genome spell [&hellip
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@BYTES1GHz Tech Brief: Nerds Love Mars, Hate Earth.

Written by @BYTES1GHz on . Posted in NY Press Exclusive, Technology

Mars via Wiki Commons Now that the Mars Science Laboratory Curiosity has landed safely on the set of 2000′s #SummerFlop, Red Planet, the Global Nerd Consortium can finally CUT TO: INT. A CRAMPED AND STERILE SCIENCE LAB - NIGHT Two mild-mannered molecular Biomancers are hunched over a petri dish. A single bead of sweat runs down ASIAN WIZARD's brow. [&hellip
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@BYTES1GHz Tech: Nerds Snitch On Poor People, Hate Bed Bugs

Written by @BYTES1GHz on . Posted in NY Press Exclusive

Bed bug via Wiki Commons.   .@BYTES1GHz is a single serving of undigested tech for the unfocused and/or unconcerned. Don’t be disappoint. Like. Enjoy.   #WhutItDo: SRI International is, like, my favorite wizard’s nest. These brains helped invent stuff like SIRI, the computer mouse, and those awesome gloves from Mission:Impossible – Ghost Protocol. Now the dudes are turning their magic [&hellip
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The Best Tech Briefs of the Week: Nerds Read Monkey’s Mind, See Bananas

Written by @BYTES1GHz on . Posted in NY Press Exclusive, Technology, Uncategorized

Via Wiki Commons.   @BYTES1GHz is a single serving of undigested tech for the unfocused and/or unconcerned. Don’t be disappoint. Like. Enjoy. #WhutItDo: JK. No bananas. But the wizards over at Washington University in St. Louis, MO, did find something super unexpected while recording the neural activity of a pair of monkeys during some wacky experiment. Apparently they [&hellip
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