Celebrities Gaze Into the Stars

The Protagonist’s Literary Predictions

Conjectures on the Great White Way: Broadway Preview

Lady Smarts: 2013, the Year of the Megging

Politics: Two Dans Walk Into a Fortune Teller

Bonus Question: We asked our readers, what’s going to happen next year?

Some said nothing. Some said very depressing things. Several said “zombies.” Our favorite response was this:

“Locavore movement becomes even more specific; all hip foodies now only eat mushrooms grown in NYC sewers.”

—Seth, activist

What’s going to be the biggest news story to come out of your district in 2013?

Garodnick: Dan Garodnick will kiss every baby in Council District 4 in support of his reelection bid.

Quart: As the first phase of the Second Avenue Subway moves closer to completion, the MTA is going to have to start planning for the next phases of this project. We’ll begin discussing the next phases of construction and how to fund it.

What’s going to be the biggest political upset in 2013?

Garodnick: Hillary Clinton will take Mayor Bloomberg’s advice and run for mayor, but she will lose in a nail-biter to a young, charismatic politician who comes out of nowhere and gives better speeches. He is gracious enough to give her a deputy mayor post.

Quart: Scott Stringer winning comptroller. He has some serious competition in that race.

What will be the single most important development for the downtown community in 2013?

Garodnick: With the Roberts settlement announced, 2013 will be the year Stuyvesant Town and Peter Cooper Village tenants get management to work with them on a condo conversion, and begin the process of taking ownership of their community.

What’s one thing that everyone thinks will happen in 2013 that probably won’t?

Garodnick: Joe Lhota will lose the Republican nomination for mayor when his campaign is saddled by allegations that sometimes the MTA’s trains are late.

Who will win the Super Bowl in 2013?

Garodnick: Giants. I got this right last year, so why stop now?

Quart: Anybody but the Patriots.

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Mario Cantone, comedian and actor

• The economy’s going to get better.
• Marijuana is going to become legal in a few more states.
• Gay marriage is going to become legal in a few more states.
• It will be a long time before there is an Italian-American sitcom that is successful.

Billy Eichner, host of “Billy on the Street” on Fuse

• The new season of Smash will be celebrated as the most realistic depiction of the theater industry since Alf.
• Lea Michele will die of jealousy when Anne Hathaway wins the Oscar for Les Misérables.
• Tina Fey and Amy Poehler will kill at the Golden Globes, but Jennifer Lawrence will look amused more than she’ll actually laugh out loud.
• I will force Rachel Dratch to run an obstacle course on the new season of Billy on the Street (less a prediction, more of a guarantee!). 

Pauly D, reality-TV star of “Jersey Shore”

• Vinny will still be pale
• I will release my first album on G-Note records
• Everyone will be pre-gaming with Remix cocktails
• My hair will still be able to survive 150-mph winds

Michael Symon, co-host of ABC’s “The Chew”

• I hope and feel that TV continues to go in a friendlier direction. If they continue to do reality TV, I’m hopeful that it’s done more in a style that celebrates success as opposed to humiliating those who have failed.
• I think food will continue to become more specific—as opposed to being billed as American, Italian, etc., it will focus more on specific regions and towns.
• This is more personal and selfish than a prediction, but I would love to see more green space and dog-friendly areas developed in the city. One thing the world doesn’t need more of is big-ass buildings!

Madison Dirks, actor in Broadway’s Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

• I’m pretty sure it’s going to start with January and end with December. Everything in between is a mystery. And thank God for that.

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