According to movies and television it is a scientific fact that Nerds have long been plagued with debilitating social diseases such as acne, braces, limp wrist, four-eyes, and polio. But now the Wizards over at the Department of Genome Sciences at the University of Washington have crafted a method of casting the Sequence Genome spell on a fetus using only plasma extracted from the blood of a mother. With this conjuration the Wizard will roll for perception and may reveal any number of genetic cankers blighting the womb. In the end, of course, it’s up to the parents to decide the fate of their spawn.

In this video a handsome sounding scientists explains the benefits of the new magick:

.@BYTES1GHz is a single serving of undigested tech for the unfocused and/or unconcerned. Don’t be disappoint. Like. Enjoy.

.@BYTES1GHz is a single serving of undigested tech for the unfocused and/or unconcerned. Don’t be disappoint. Like. Enjoy.

#WhutItDo: The next big thing in annoying baby photos is here. Thankfully, it’s both tasteless and subtly disturbing. A group of Cyber Wizards in Japan have created this truly stunning process for the 3D modeling and printing of super lifelike anatomical models for the benefit of science. But since, like, who cares, and all, they use the technique for making gross little statues of unborn babies. Ew.

#FutureOfStuff: As tech advances we will conceive of increasingly realistic ways to display our larvae to innocent bystanders in the biological #DriveBy that is gestation.