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Stephen King is that, like a younger brother (which he is), he can irritate
the hell out of you, but he also manages to be endearing. His propensity for
wise-assisms and obscenities can drive you crazy. His novels have gotten longer
without getting better. His baby boomer characters keep calling each other "kemo
sabe." Worst of all, he is so prolific as to make more constipated authors
in his best works, characters who really live on the page (and really die).
There are phrases that flirt with poetry. There’s no question that King
is a graceful and intuitive writer, and there’s a lot to be learned from
A Memoir of the Craft, King makes a sincere–and successful–effort
to pass on the wisdom gained over a lifetime of occasionally wonderful, always
profitable writing. For King’s fans, the book–part memoir, part do-it-yourself
writer’s guide–will also solve some mysteries about his life and work,
chief among them being: Where on Earth did he get that weird sensibility?
is: his mom. At about age 5 or 6, little Stevie asked his mother if she’d
ever seen anybody die, and she told him about the sailor who jumped off the
roof of a Portland, ME, hotel. "‘He splattered,’ my mother said
in her most matter-of-fact tone. She paused, then added, ‘The stuff that
came out of him was green. I have never forgotten it.’
makes two of us, Mom," King notes.
years later, Mom remarked about Stevie’s second-grade teacher–"a
kind lady with grey Elsa Lanchester-‘Bride of Frankenstein’ hair and
protruding eyes"–that "When we’re talking I always want
to cup my hands under Mrs. Taylor’s peepers in case they fall out."
That would do it, I think.
answered: King writes on a Mac PowerBook; he quits writing after about 2000
words a day, whether it’s 11:30 a.m. or 6 p.m. (usually it’s about
1:30); he listens to hard rock while working: AC/DC, Guns N’ Roses, Metallica.
Yes, he’s suffered writer’s block–but only for a couple of weeks
in the middle of writing The Stand, and again after he was hit by the
van and severely injured last year.
to the question King hears most often–"Where on earth do you get your
stories?"–may disappoint you. "Let’s get one thing clear
right now, shall we? There is no Idea Dump, no Story Central, no Island of the
Buried Bestsellers; good story ideas seem to come quite literally from nowhere,
sailing at you right out of the empty sky: two previously unrelated ideas come
together and make something new under the sun. Your job isn’t to find these
ideas but to recognize them when they show up."
formulas. So what, exactly, can a book like this offer? A lot, actually. In
that breezy, hard-to-believe-he-isn’t-just-talking-into-a-dictaphone style
that either drives you nuts or makes you feel all warm and fuzzy, King breaks
the process down into parts and demystifies each, rendering the process as unintimidating
is broken down into parts. The first and last parts, called "C.V."
and "On Living," comprise the memoir, in which King talks about his
distant and recent pasts, respectively. Although these aren’t long sections,
they’re packed with personal information: King’s early start making
up science-fiction stories for his mother, who paid him a quarter each; his
education, first job, marriage to Tabitha, kids, poverty, his struggle to write
while earning a (terrible) living teaching. Then the writing of Carrie,
its sale to Doubleday and its paperback sale, which made the Kings instantly
rich–a story that can’t fail to warm any budding writer’s heart.
stuff: an alcohol and drug addiction so severe that King literally does not
remember writing Cujo (though he guesses it was a lot of fun and he’s
sorry he missed it). An intervention by his wife and family saved his life.
and frequently hilarious: King has often been this crude but rarely this funny.
Recalling one of his numerous babysitters, for example, he writes: "Eula-Beulah
was prone to farts–the kind that are both loud and smelly. Sometimes when
she was so afflicted, she would throw me on the couch, drop her wool-skirted
butt on my face, and let loose. ‘Pow!’ she’d cry in high glee.
It was like being buried in marshgas fireworks… In many ways, Eula-Beulah
prepared me for literary criticism."
out one writer’s formation with brutal honesty, King proceeds to the pragmatic
stuff. First is what he calls the writer’s Toolbox. This is in fact a style
guide, replete with Do’s and Don’ts: use an active, not a passive,
voice ("The writer threw the rope, not The rope was thrown by the writer");
eliminate adverbs ("The adverb is not your friend"); what a sentence
does; what a paragraph does. It all sounds simple–so simple that you may
wonder why you’re bothering to read it. Then you remember that before you
picked up this book and started to read, the process seemed complicated and
overwhelming. King’s gift is to simplify while exciting the imagination,
as in this characteristically creepy but resonant paragraph:
create sentences; sentences create paragraphs; sometimes paragraphs quicken
and begin to breathe. Imagine, if you like, Frankenstein’s monster on its
slab. Here comes lightning, not from the sky but from a humble paragraph of
English words. Maybe it’s the first really good paragraph you ever wrote,
something so fragile and yet full of possibility that you are frightened. You
feel as Victor Frankenstein must have when the dead conglomeration of sewn-together
spare parts suddenly opened its watery yellow eyes. Oh my god, it’s
breathing, you realize. Maybe it’s even thinking. What in hell’s
name do I do next?"
the book is the section called "On Writing," and here is where the
professional wisdom is doled out in generous handfuls, usually accompanied by
a memorable anecdote. Some of it sounds obvious, and probably is. Do we really
need King to provide us yet again with such basic suggestions as: "You
must read and write every day… Before you start, you should settle on a daily
writing goal…" Write about "anything you damn well want…as
long as you tell the truth." But there are also some startling departures
from the usual advice. About story structure, for instance: "In my view,
stories and novels consist of three parts: narration, which moves the story
from point A to point B and finally to point Z; description, which creates a
sensory reality for the reader; and dialogue, which brings characters to life
through their speech.
wonder where plot is in all this. The answer–my answer, anyway–is
nowhere. I won’t try to convince you that I’ve never plotted any more
than I’d try to convince you that I’ve never told a lie, but I do
both as infrequently as possible. I distrust plot for two reasons: first, because
our lives are largely plotless, even when you add in all our reasonable
precautions and careful planning; and second, because I believe plotting and
the spontaneity of real creation aren’t compatible."
he simply suggests: "Why worry about the ending anyway? Why be such a control
freak? Sooner or later every story comes out somewhere." On second
drafts: a magazine’s rejection letter once contained a scribbled comment
that King says "changed the way I rewrote my fiction once and forever.
Jotted below the machine-generated signature of the editor was this mot:
‘Not bad, but puffy. You need to revise for length. Formula: 2nd
Draft = 1st Draft – 10%. Good luck.’" King swears he observes this
rule strictly. Still, it’s hard not to regret the many minutes his readers
would have saved for other occupations if that editor had only said 20 percent
instead of 10.
section, "On Living," King returns to his memoir, with an account
of the accident that nearly killed him in 1999. This book was about half-written
when a van driven by Bryan Smith plowed into King as he was walking down a two-lane
highway. The impact broke King’s right leg in numerous places; split one
knee down the middle; fractured a hip; chipped his spine; and broke four ribs,
among other injuries. (Smith, in a Stephen Kinglike twist of fate, died in his
trailer of unknown causes recently.) It was four months before he could write
again. It was months before he could sit again. And when he went back
to writing, "it was as if I’d never written anything before… I stepped
from one word to the next like a very old man finding his way across a stream
on a zigzag line of wet stones."
of that awful session, "There was no sense of exhilaration, no buzz–not
that day–but there was a sense of accomplishment that was almost as good.
I’d gotten going, there was that much. The scariest moment is always just
before you start."
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