BEST AGGRAVATING MEDIA AD CAMPAIGN Part One Best Aggravating …

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In My Homeland, You’re a Dead Man. If you watched five minutes of tv in the New York metropolitan area over the past year, you saw this commercial twice. The New York Times must have spent the annual budgets of several Third World nations on this media buy. There has to be a term ad [&hellip
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Part Two Best Howard Stern-Obsessed Website …

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Part Two Best Howard Stern-Obsessed Website Marksfriggin.com King of All Losers. We’ve said it before, we’ll say it again: we’ll temp till we’re dead. And since that means having to be at work around 9 every weekday morning, there are whole chunks of Howard Stern that we miss. Not to fear, though, because Marksfriggin.com provides [&hellip
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Part Three Best Goyishe Bagels La …

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Part Three Best Goyishe Bagels La Bagel Delight 252 7th Ave. (5th St.) Brooklyn, 718-768-6107 Yelling for Your Supper. Say “La Bagel Delight” in a heavy Brooklyn accent, and you’re sure to get some laughs. There are at least three La Bagel Delight outlets that we know about in Brooklyn, but this one’s our favorite, [&hellip
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Part Three Best Argument for Social Security …

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Part Three Best Argument for Social Security Overhaul Proving Bush’s Point. Gov. Bush hasn’t gone far enough, in our opinion, in his proposal for partial-privatization of Social Security, but at least he’s recognized that the New Deal entitlement is about as modern at the hula hoop. In late August, on a talk show in Atlanta, [&hellip
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BEST REMINDER OF THE WRETCHEDNESS OF EXISTENCE Part One Best Reminder …

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LIGN=”left”>Part One Near the top, it’s the forlorn, dead-eyed Chinese men whose Sisyphean task it is to perpetually fill, empty, transfer and refill the tanks with doomed sea life. They use nets and halved garbage pails and cower under the mercenary stare of the pit boss lurking behind the huge office window. Often, a man [&hellip
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BEST EUROTRASH TANTRUM Part One Best Eurotrash Tantrum …

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LIGN=”left”>Part One The first was only a single incident, even if it took place in a Broadway theater in front of hundreds of people. (Stewart made a curtain speech in which he faulted his own producers for not spending enough money advertising the play.) The second went on a bit longer, sparked, apparently, by the [&hellip
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