'See Something, Say Something' And 'Guns Equal Prison': Which Is Catchier?

| 11 Nov 2014 | 01:40

    Yesterday, Mayor Bloomberg and the Citizens Crime Commission unveiled a [new ad campaign], which will read “Guns Equal Prison” in an effort to remind New Yorkers that illegal possession of a firearm guarantees three-and-a-half years in the big house. But somehow we don’t see many people thinking, “Oh man, really? Glad I saw that” and chucking their glock in the nearest dumpster.

    Nevertheless, all literate New Yorkers will now be given a fair chance to avoid the slammer, as the [ads will plaster] 1,000 phone kiosks and 50 mini-billboards in addition to various subways, restaurants, bars and clubs. Charming. At least the $10 million cost of the campaign was donated.

    Last week, in the wake of Officer [Russell Timoshenko’s death], Congress shot down Bloomberg’s motion to [repeal the Tiahrt Amendmen](http://master.nypress.com/20/29/informationagent/agent1.cfm)t, which limits police department access to regional gun-tracing data. Is this really the next best thing?

    In other promotional city safety news, the MTA is launching “See Something, Say Something” [TV commercials]. Apparently, the agency doesn’t mind that advertising on the tube is no longer the best way to reach the masses. Luckily, the MTA will also be putting up about [10,000 new posters](http://www.nysun.com/article/58616) throughout the transit system. Hopefully, the $3 million in security funds spent on the campaign will result in far more than last year’s mere [1,944 tips](http://www.nypost.com/seven/07182007/news/regionalnews/mta_boosts_see__say_regionalnews_jeremy_olshan.htm).