Remember When the Cock Was For Sucking? Now Lindsay Lohan Can't Get Enough

Used to be, you went to The Cock, a dark, dank bar on the Lower East Side, and you'd be more likely to get groped, not have a celeb siting. I heard someone complaining just the other day about all the girls showing up to shake their stuff, curtailing the surreptitious slurping that used to go down in the creepy corners. Queer space seems to be disappearing just as fast as free blowjobs. Well, now that the lesbianic Lohan has shown her face, will it ever be the same?

[Josh Sparber ]has the details: "Lindsay Lohan and DJ girlfriend Samantha Ronson rolled up to my Monday night Twin Cheeks party at the Cock shortly before 3am last night and shut down the place with us at 4am, dancing to the Ting Tings' That's Not My Name and making small talk with the gays. Lindsay requested Kylie's Two Hearts and we chatted between tracks about our mutual hometown of Merrick, Long Island and the Party Monster soundtrack. The cute couple made out here and there but mostly enjoyed themselves, giving me the literal thumbs up at my playlist. Come back soon Linds!"

Makes me gag.