Readers Poll Results
BEST OF MANHATTAN 2003 READERS POLL
Best 24-Hour Breakfast Menu Odessa
Best Activist Group Time's Up!
Best After-Hours Party Famous, at Shebeen
Best Animal at the Central Park Zoo Penguin
Best Art Gallery PS1
Best Band with Average Age under 30 Northern State
Best Bank Washington Mutual
Best Bar for Pool Ace Bar
Best Bar to Throw Down Village Idiot
Best Bathroom for Drugs The Roxy
Best Bathroom for Sex The Roxy
Best Bike Shop Frank's Bike Shop
Best Bookstore The Strand
Best Car Rental Avis
Best Celebrity Arrest Guy from Phish
Best Cheap Hotel St. Marks Hotel
Best Cheap Tacos San Loco
Best Comedy Venue Caroline's
Best Computer Store Tekserve
Best Dance Floor Luxx
Best Doggie Treats Creature Features
Best Doomed Local Athlete Armando Benitez
Best Embarrassing Political Moment City Hall assassination
Best Escort Service KM Entertainment
Best Fish and Chips A Salt & Battery
Best Flea Market 6th & 26th
Best Foie Gras Le Jardin Bistro
Best Food Co-op Park Slope Food Coop
Best Free Bar Food Pine Too
Best Fresh Bread Amy's Bread
Best Fresh Fruit Balducci's
Best Fresh Seafood Citarella
Best Gossip Page Page Six
Best Guacamole MaryAnn's
Best Gym Gleason's
Best Happy Hour McSwiggans Wednesdays
Best Hiphop DJ DJ Octane
Best Home Improvement Store Home Depot
Best Hospital Columbia Presbyterian
Best Ice Cream Cone Carvel
Best Indian Food on 6th St. Curry House
Best Italian Ice De Robertis
Best-Kept Secret That you've got herpes
Best Kitchen Supplies Bed Bath & Beyond
Best Landmark Building Flatiron
Best Laundromat Metropolis Super Laundry
Best Letter of the Alphabet O
Best Lighting Store Village Lighting
Best Liquor Store Crossroads
Best Local Brewery Brooklyn Brewery
Best Local Crime/Criminal Rudy Giuliani
Best Local Politician Hillary Clinton
Best Local Record Label Brooklyn Beats
Best Local Website Craigslist
Best Glossy Magazine with "New York" in the Title The New Yorker
Best Major-Event Music Venue Madison Square Garden
Best Man with a Van Mr. T
Best Meatball Le Zie
Best Media Scandal Jayson Blair
Best Men's Barber London Haircuts
Best Mets Trade Roberto Alomar
Best Milkshake Original New York Milkshake Company
Best Movie Theater Film Forum
Best Neighborhood to Buy an Affordable Home Inwood
Best New Clothing on a Budget H&M
Best New Law No indoor smoking
Best New York Athlete Mike Piazza
Best New York City University Hunter College
Best New York Daily The New York Times
Best New York Press Comic "Rehabilitating Mr. Wiggles"
Best New York Press Writer Jim Knipfel
Best New York Times Columnist Maureen Dowd
Best Nightlife Listings Time Out New York
Best Non-chain Coffee Porto Rico Importing Co.
Best Nursery (children) 74th St. Magic
Best Nursery (plants) New York Flowers and Plant Shed
Best Off-Field Yankee Moment Well's brawl
Best Outdoor Make-out Spot The Ramble
Best Pick-up Line "I work at New York Press."
Best Item to Have On-Hand for the Next Blackout Condoms
Best Pie Little Pie Company
Best Pitcher of Beer McSorley's
Best Place to Get Engaged Central Park
Best Place to Get Married Central Park
Best Place to Meet an Islamic Extremist Tie: Taxis, Delis
Best Pool Hall Slates Bar & Grill
Best Public Library 42nd St.
Best Public Park for Kids Tompkins Square Park
Best Public Pool Asser Levy
Best Public Skate Spot Union Square
Best Radio Personality Howard Stern
Best Reason to Leave NYC Free to smoke
Best Reason to Not Fuck a Hilton Sister STDs
Best Reason to Read New York Press Hooker Ads
Best Reason to Read the Village Voice Hooker Ads
Best Reason to Skip New York Press Hooker Ads
Best Reason to Skip the Village Voice Hooker Ads
Best Reason to Recall Mayor Bloomberg He sucks
Best Reason to Stay in NYC Still best city in the world
Best Recent News Concerning "Quality of Life" Recycling is back
Best Rehab Clinic Bellevue
Best Sex Party?Gay The Cock
Best Sex Party?Straight Cellblock
Best Sex Scandal Catholic Church
Best Sex Shop Toys in Babeland
Best Sneaker Store New Balance New York
Best Sock Monger Sock Man on St. Marks
Best Soft-Shell Crabs City Crab
Best Sports Section New York Post
Best Stew Persian
Best Stu Stu Schweitzer
Best Street Bookseller Guy on Bedford Ave.
Best Street Food Cart Dude at 41st & 5th
Best Street Performer Naked Cowboy
Best Subway Line F
Best Swingers Venue Paddles NYC
Best Tattooist Rising Dragon
Best Terror Threat Vulnerable subways
Best Theater Company Theater for the New City
Best Tranny Hooker Bar Silver Swan
Best Trend Staying in
Best T-Shirts Old Navy
Best Tuesday Night Party Beige at Bowery Bar
Best Use of Public Funds Libraries
Best Used Porn All Worlds Video
Best Vegan Pizza Viva
Best Video Store TLA Video
Best Volunteer Opportunity Big Brothers Big Sisters of New York City
Best Waste of Public Funds West Nile spraying
Best WFMU DJ Glen Jones
CORRECT ANSWERS Best 24-Hour Breakfast Menu: DennyÕs Best Activist Group: Black Pantehrs Best After-Hours Party: KoyenÕs Apt. Best Animal at the Central Park Zoo: Red Panda Best Art Gallery: Neil SwaabÕs Apt. Best Band with Average Age under 30: Hanson Best Bank: Washington Mutual Best Bar for Pool: The Edge Best Bar to Throw Down: Village IdiotÑwanna fight about it? Best Bathroom for Drugs: Vince Lombardi Rest Stop Best Bathroom for Sex: St. PatrickÕs Cathedral Best Bike Shop: That one on 52nd St. Best Bookstore: Amazon.com Best Car Rental: Enterprise Best Celebrity Arrest: Dell Guy Best Cheap Hotel: Days Inn Best Cheap Tacos: San Loco Best Comedy Venue: City Hall Best Computer Store: Apple Store Soho Best Dance Floor: Mehanata 416 B.C. Best Doggie Treats: Hugs and Kisses (awww) Best Doomed Local Athlete: N. Scott Stedman Best Embarrassing Political Moment: John KerryÕs Haircut Best Escort Service: NYU Best Fish and Chips: Chip Shop (Park Slope) Best Flea Market: HellÕs Kitchen Best Foie Gras: On an editorial salary? Best Food Co-op: Key Food dumpster Best Free Bar Food: RudyÕs Bar & Grill Best Fresh Bread: Farmers Market Best Fresh Fruit: Farmers Market Best Fresh Seafood: Farmers Market Best Gossip Page: ÒB-ListersÓ Best Guacamole: Adam BulgerÕs fatherÕs kitchen Best Gym: Yeah, GleasonÕs, wanna fight about it? Best Happy Hour: 3 a.m. Best Hiphop DJ: Dan Martino Best Home Improvement Store: Curbside on garbage night Best Hospital: Canada Best Ice Cream Cone: Sugar Best Indian Food on 6th St.: DoesnÕt matter Best Italian Ice: Lemon Ice King of Corona Best Item to Have On-Hand for the Next Blackout: Ecstasy Best-Kept Secret: That Byron Allen has had a late-night entertainment program for many years Best Kitchen Supplies: Home Depot Best Landmark Building: WTC (awww) Best Laundromat: GirlfriendÕs motherÕs house Best Letter of the Alphabet: Tie: F & U Best Lighting Store: Just Bulbs Best Liquor Store: Crossroads Best Local Brewery: Rheingold Best Local Crime/Criminal: Christopher X. Brodeur Best Local Politician: Christopher X. Brodeur Best Local Record Label: Tiger Style Best Local Website: thehun.com Best Glossy Magazine with ÒNew YorkÓ in the Title: The New Yorker Best Major-Event Music Venue: Central Park Best Man with a Van: Face Best Meatball: John Travolta Best Media Scandal: ÒMaakiesÓ defects to Voice Best MenÕs Barber: Boris on 29th St. Best Mets Trade: Optimism for stoicism Best Milkshake: Original New York Milkshake Company Best Movie Theater: Landmark Sunshine Best Neighborhood to Buy an Affordable Home: Delaware Best New Clothing on a Budget: FileneÕs Basement Best New Law: No driving with cellphones Best New York Athlete: Mike Tyson Best New York City University: Baruch Best New York Daily: The New York Times Best New York Press Comic: ÒRehabilitating Mr. WigglesÓ Best New York Press Writer: Yes, Knipfel, still Best New York Times Columnist: Paul Krugman Best Nightlife Listings: New York Press Best Non-chain Coffee: Cafe Pick Me Up Best Nursery (children): Washington Square Park Dog Run Best Nursery (plants): Central Park when no oneÕs looking Best Off-Field Yankee Moment: WellsÕ book Best Outdoor Make-out Spot: Brooklyn Heights Promenade Best Pick-up Line: ÒI work at the Village Voice.Ó Best Pie: Cherry rhubarb Best Pitcher of Beer: Reservoir Best Place to Get Engaged: Staten Island Best Place to Get Married: City Hall Best Place to Meet an Islamic Extremist: The U.N. Best Pool Hall: Corner Billiards Best Public Library: 42nd St. Best Public Park for Kids: McDonaldÕs Best Public Pool: East River Best Public Skate Spot: New Jersey Best Radio Personality: Sid Rosenberg Best Reason to Leave NYC: Burial in a serene cemetery Best Reason to Not Fuck a Hilton Sister: Dignity Best Reason to Read New York Press: Matt Taibbi Best Reason to Read the Village Voice: Nat Hentoff Best Reason to Skip New York Press: William Bryk resigned Best Reason to Skip the Village Voice: Unintelligible culture writing Best Reason to Recall Mayor Bloomberg: Makes matzoh from the bones of Christian babies Best Reason to Stay in NYC: If we leave, the terrorists win Best Recent News Concerning ÒQuality of LifeÓ: Rape is falling out of fashion Best Rehab Clinic: Starbucks Best Sex PartyÑGay: The Blade office Best Sex PartyÑStraight: New York Press office Best Sex Scandal: Andrew Sullivan goes bareback Best Sex Shop: The box under our new partnerÕs bed Best Sneaker Store: Garden State Plaza Best Sock Monger: Kmart Best Soft-Shell Crabs: The new New York Press editors Best Sports Section: New York Sports Express, duh Best Stew: Beef Best Stu: Stu Schweitzer, hooyah Best Street Bookseller: Guy near NYU Best Street Food Cart: The one Mister Softee left that sells weed Best Street Performer: Breakdancing subway kids Best Subway Line: G Best Swingers Venue: Squirt.org Best Tattooist: Fine Line Best Terror Threat: Vincent Gallo makes another movie Best Theater Company: 29th St. Rep. Best Tranny Hooker Bar: Edelweiss Best Trend: Wifebeaters, no bras Best T-Shirts: ÒFuck You, You Fucking FuckÓ and ÒI fucked a New York Press editor and all I got was this lousy case of the clapÓ Best Tuesday Night Party: Queer Eye for the Straight Guy potluck dinner at ZaitchikÕs apartment Best Use of Public Funds: Mandatory abortions for colored people Best Used Porn: The guy who sells old Hustlers on 6th Ave. Best Vegan Pizza: Make it yourself with a ball of dough from your favorite pizzeria and fresh toppingsÑquite civilized, no? Best Video Store: Time Warner On-Demand Best Volunteer Opportunity: New York Press Editorial Intern Program Best Waste of Public Funds: Special Ed. Best WFMU DJ: Eva Neuberg