Polite Robber Flees Bank Sans Loot

On March 22nd in the morning, a 30-year-old female bank teller inside a Broadway bank was helping the next customer in line. He handed her a note that read "This is a robbery. No alarm, no bait money, no ink packet - give me all hundreds, 50s, and 20s. Don't play with me. Please." Despite asking semi-politely, the bank teller hit the alarm under her desk. The would-be robber became nervous, and told her to hurry up. Shortly thereafter, he became impatient and left. Video surveillance is available of the incident, and the perpetrator is wanted for attempted robbery.