Pay Per Squat

Yes, soon you too will be able to pay big money to pause from running around Manhattan wearing out your credit card to enjoy the pristine confines of one of 20 new pay toilets [coming to the city]! The city hopes to score about $1 billion in revenue from your poo and tinkle needs over the next two decades.

While the toilets are being prepared, Mayor Bloomberg advised, "Don't drink a lot of coffee before then." Yum.