obituaries of June Carter Cash referred to her early years as part of the Carter
Family, singing over XER, a border blaster, one of the extraordinarily powerful
radio stations broadcasting to U.S. audiences from south of the Rio Grande.
XER was founded in 1931 by Dr. John R. Brinkley, whose scalpel made, as one
admirer said, "the dead bough quicken and turn green again." Brinkley
took roughly $12 million between 1917 and 1942 from aging men who wanted to
be "sweetly dangerous among the ladies once more." His secret: goat
glands, transplanted into the scrotums of some 16,000 men.
as the 1840s, according to David M. Friedman’s A Mind of Its Own: A
Cultural History of the Penis, German physiologist Arnold Berthold was experimenting
with transplanting rooster testicles. Shortly after World War I, Russian surgeon
Serge Voronoff began transplanting testicles obtained from apes into elderly
men who reported "renewed vigor." He eventually performed more than
1000 procedures at $5000 a pop. Gene Fowler, the Hearst journalist who organized
the first known American monkey gland transplant as a publicity stunt to increase
his newspaper’s circulation, had feared being unable to find "a man
who will permit a doctor with a knife in his hand to start fooling around with
his swinging trinkets." Thousands of limp and flaccid men soon proved him
his autobiography varied from telling to telling, John Romulus Brinkley consistently
claimed a birthday of July 8, 1885. He claimed to have been born in a log cabin
and graduated from high school in Tuckasiegee, NC. In 1908, while a Western
Union telegrapher in Chicago, he began attending Bennett Medical College. He
dropped out before his senior year. Four years later, Brinkley obtained a Tennessee
license to practice medicine as an "undergraduate physician"–apparently
some kind of learner’s permit. He worked for one Dr. Burke, who was a "men’s
specialist," his office furnished with papier-mache models of the male
organs that depicted the results of indiscretion. Once a prospect had been terrified
by the possibilities of tertiary syphilis, selling him a treatment was easy.
Then Brinkley opened a medical office in Greenville, SC. He advertised in the
local daily, asking "Are You a Manly Man Full of Vigor?" The suckers
came in droves. The Doc gave them injections directly into the hip at $25 a
shot. He claimed it was salvarsan or neo-salvarsan; it was really distilled
water. Two months later, Brinkley skipped town, stiffing both landlord and newspaper.
1913, Brinkley resurfaced in St. Louis, MO, where he received an M.D. from a
diploma mill, the National University of Arts and Sciences, for a few hundred
in cash. It fooled Arkansas, which licensed him as a physician; the Arkansas
license, in turn, persuaded Kansas to license him, too. Doc later obtained a
second M.D. from the Eclectic Medical University of Kansas City, MO, whose proprietor,
Professor Date R. Alexander, once denounced a reporter for an article claiming
that Alexander sold medical diplomas for $200. "That’s a deadly insult,"
he said. "I never sold one for less than $500."
WWI career was brief: one month and five days on duty and one month and three
days in hospital, followed by release as unfit, partially due to multiple rectal
fistulas. Former Lt. Brinkley finally drifted to Milford, KS, which had no sidewalks,
electric lights or water system. However, he was down to his last 23 bucks.
So he rented an old drugstore for $8 a month and began a general practice.
a man came in, a self-described "flat tire" who claimed to be "All
in. No pep." Somehow, the subject of goats came up. "You wouldn’t
have any trouble if you had a pair of those buck glands in you," Brinkley
reply: "Well, why don’t you put ’em in?"
performed the operation in his back room. His procedure involved administering
a local anesthetic and opening the scrotum by incision from both sides. As he
later wrote, he then placed "the glands of a three weeks’ old male
goat…upon the non-functioning glands of a man, within twenty minutes of
the time they are removed from the goat." Within two weeks, his first patient
had "regained his pep." Within a year, the man and his wife had a
healthy child, named Billy to honor the goat. Then another man came in, claiming
the same…kidney problem. Brinkley whetted his scalpel, and the second patient
reported complete rejuvenation. Thousands would follow, and Doc had found his
establishment held that a recipient’s immune system would either encapsulate
or entirely reject animal glands. Nonetheless, Doc blandly claimed goat glands
renewed their recipients’ physical and mental vigor; indeed, he eventually
asserted his procedure transformed its beneficiary into "the-ram-that-am-with-every-lamb,"
while curing insanity, acne, influenza and high blood pressure. Numerous patients
publicly swore the procedure worked. Soon, the Doc was charging $750–in
advance. The patient selected his own goat.
Brinkley was also running a radio station. KFKB (Kansas First, Kansas Best)
broadcast weather reports and live country music. The Doc starred in "Medical
Question Box," in which he read letters from listeners, mostly women, on
their ailments and complaints, and prescribed medications over the air. These
prescriptions were coded, i.e., "Dr. Brinkley’s No. 101," and
only druggists that carried Brinkley’s products could fill them (kicking
back $1 to the Doc for each prescription). He was perfect for radio, with a
warm, down-home-sounding voice and a knack for providing questioners with the
answers they wanted to hear.
his affability, the Doc was amazingly vain. Sadie Luck, a librarian, later said,
"He autographed everything with his initials. I counted them on his Cadillac
once and, hubcaps and all, his initials were on that car 17 times!" In
1938, vanity finally overcame common sense. Hygeia, the American Medical
Association’s magazine, called him a quack. Brinkley sued for libel and
lost. The AMA then denounced him to the Kansas Board of Medical Registration
and Examination, which revoked his medical license for immorality and unprofessional
Federal Radio Commission yanked his broadcasting license after a hearing on
June 20-22, 1930, holding his operations were not serving the public interest.
Some argued that Brinkley’s candor about sex was fatal; others noted the
politically influential Kansas City Star’s radio station was losing
advertisers to KFKB. Of course, the commission might have simply thought him
a fraud and swindler.
KFKB had made Brinkley famous. He believed his licenses might be regained through
political influence. Although only 42 days remained until election day, and
it was too late to have his name printed on the ballots, Brinkley announced
his write-in candidacy for governor. As his attorneys had appealed the commission’s
decision to the federal courts, the actual suspension was delayed until the
appeal could be heard. Thus, he stayed on the air throughout his campaign. The
Democrats and Republicans thought him absurd. His name wasn’t even on the
ballot and his platform promised something for everyone: free school books,
free auto tags, lower taxes, better times for the working people, lakes in every
county and increased rainfall.
was a great salesman, with a knack for anti-establishment rhetoric in a state
sliding into the Great Depression. After several hours daily on the radio, he
stumped the state in his 16-cylinder Cadillac limousine and his private plane.
He drew enormous crowds to mass gatherings that mixed "elements of a fundamentalist
revival meeting with the mood of a state fair." One witness wrote, "The
man glittered. Standing on the platform with the sun shining on his white beard,
his gold-rimmed spectacles, his rings, watch-fobs, cuff-links and tie-pins,
he seemed to glow, wink and twinkle like a…Christmas tree. And, could he
talk!… We hung on every word, our mouths agape… The man was magical,
and his words were wonderful. I didn’t understand any of it."
In the last
days of the campaign, the state attorney general ruled that only ballots bearing
precisely the words J.R. Brinkley would be counted for the doctor. This saved
Kansas for the system. On Election Day 1930, as many as 50,000 ballots bearing
variations on his name, such as Dr. Brinkley or John Brinkly, were discarded.
Even so, the vote was Woodring (Dem.), 217,171; Haucke (Rep.), 216,920; and
relocated to Del Rio, TX, just on the Rio Grande. In the neighboring town of
Villa Acuna, Mexico, Brinkley built a transmitter with towers some 300 feet
tall. XER ("The Station Between the Nations") went on the air with
100,000 watts on October 21, 1931. Eventually, thanks to the Doc’s lobbyists
in Mexico City, the station began using 500,000 watts, then one million watts
(by contrast, the most powerful U.S. stations were limited to 50,000 watts).
XER thus blanketed North America, unrestrained by U.S. regulations.
folksy lectures from Doc, who answered questions from listeners about anything
from astronomy to religion. Brinkley held forth on his special "x-ray and
microscopical as well as chemical examinations" designed to diagnose properly
"the disease that’s in your body, the disease that’s destroying
your earning power, the disease that’s causing you to keep your nose to
the grindstone and spend every dollar that you can rake and scrape." He
pleaded with those listening, "You men, why are you holding back? You know
you’re sick, you know your prostate’s infected and diseased… Well,
why do you hold back? Why do you twist and squirm around on the old cocklebur…when
I am offering you these low rates, this easy work, this lifetime-guarantee-of-service
plan? Come at once to the Brinkley Hospital before it is everlastingly too late."
also the first major national radio station for country music, from the Carter
Family to Hank Williams. It had Bible-thumping preachers and astrologers. Entrepreneurs
pitched get-rich-quick schemes: oil wells, real estate deals, lottery tickets,
all spectacular opportunities for enrichment, and 100 percent guaranteed. Frank
the Diamond Man sold genuine simulated diamond rings. There was The Lord’s
Last Supper Tablecloth, and the man who sold false teeth by mail; cures for
hemorrhoids, flatulence and rectal itch.
late 1930s, Brinkley, who increasingly blamed his legal troubles on Jewish doctors,
began broadcasting rabblerousing anti-Semites such as Father Charles Coughlin
and the Reverend Gerald Winrod, the Kansas Hitler. In 1938, while staying at
the Waldorf-Astoria, Doc met William Dudley Pelley, chief of the fascist Silver
Shirt Legion of America, and gave him $5000.
early days of WWII, the Doc opened a flight school. Its XER advertisements falsely
claimed its students would receive draft deferments. Hustling to the end, the
Doc died on May 26, 1942, at the age of only 56. One of his patients summed
him up: "I knowed he was bilking me, but that’s okay. You see, I liked