Mugger: Sharpton Plays Court Jester
The New York Observers Joe Conason is no dumbo, unlike any number of reporters and pundits who share his left-of-center political views. So it was striking how naive Conasons May 5 column about conservatives embracing Al Sharptons presidential candidacy was. Mind you, this painfully serious writer doesnt buy the Manhattan carnival barkers act at all, unlike timid Democrats like Joe Lieberman, Hillary Clinton and Al Gore, all of whom have kissed Sharptons ring.
(Conason, by the way, would be an excellent liberal cable commentator. Foxs Roger Aisles would further bolster his stellar marketing resume if he dumped Alan Colmes as Sean Hannitys counterpart and replaced him with the Observer veteran. Colmes is overmatched by his co-host: Conason, a seasoned reporter, would blow Hannity away in certain debates, relying on facts, and not give an inch even when the popular conservative held the upper hand.)
Conason begins: "Al Sharpton will forever be his own biggest fan, blithely forgiving himself every trespass against truth and decency in pursuit of video face-time." He then catalogs fairly recent quotes from the National Review, Bill OReilly and Tucker Carlson that correctly ripped the "Rev" to shreds. No argument here: Sharpton is one of the most despicable celebrities posing as a politician in the United States today.
But of course Republicans are tickled that Sharpton has the potential to muck up the Democratic primary fight for the presidential nomination. Conason recounts Sharpton telling Jimmy Breslin: "The next time anybody wants to know about Tawana Brawley, Im going to ask them, Do you ask Teddy Kennedy about Chappaquiddick? Do you ask Hillary Clinton about her husband?" Sharptons a distraction for the serious contenders, and itll be fascinating to see if John Kerry, Dick Gephardt, Howard Dean or John Edwards has the fortitude to publicly slap this charlatan down.
Typically, at the Democratic forum last Saturday night in South Carolina, which included all nine contenders, not one of Sharptons rivals questioned his lack of credentials. In fact, the Rev seized an opportunity to take the high road–a first–when Sen. John Kerry and limo-lib teddy bear Howard Dean exchanged barbs. It was a continuation of a weeks-long feud, one that Kerry wouldnt engage in if Dean werent virtually tied with him in early New Hampshire primary polls.
Last week, after Dean made a trademark ill-considered statement related to Iraq–saying, "We wont always have the strongest military"–Kerrys hired gun Chris Lehane marshaled an excited media to defend his boss. He said Deans comment "raises serious questions about his capacity to serve as commander-in-chief." At the South Carolina gathering, Mean Dean amped up the battle, taking digs at both Lehane and Kerrys habit of mentioning his Vietnam war record 18 times a day. He said: "Everyone respects Senator Kerrys extraordinary, heroic Vietnam record, and I do as well. However, what I would have preferred–this is 30 years later–I would have preferred, if Senator Kerry had some concerns about my fitness to serve, that he speak to me directly about that rather than through his spokesman."
In other words, piss off, Mr. Aristocrat.
Kerry responded: "I really think that anybody who has measured the tests that I think I have performed over the last years on any number of fights in the United States Congress, as well as my service in Vietnam, that I dont need any lectures in courage from Howard Dean." It gave Sharpton the opportunity to put on a diplomats hat, as he scolded his fellow Democrats, saying, "We should not have the bottom line tonight be that George Bush won because we were taking cheap shots at one another."
Thats how badly Kerry and Dean have stumbled less than a year before the nominee of their party will be chosen: Al Sharpton giving them lectures on civility.
Anyway, as Conason knows–or maybe has forgotten–its all about politics. In 1992, Democrats were jubilant that attention-starved Pat Buchanan competed against George H. W. Bush in the early primaries, a nuisance that the former president completely bungled. When Buchanan was granted a prime-time speech at the 92 Republican convention, in which he spewed his familiar litany of xenophobia, homophobia, protectionism and practically every other position that was bound to alienate independent voters, it was clear Bill Clinton was going to win that November. Similarly, in the open primaries of 2000, where no party affiliation was required to vote, many Democrats cast their ballots for John McCain against George W. Bush, even though they intended to support Al Gore that fall.
As I mentioned above, concerned Democrats like Conason ought to view Sharptons egomaniacal run as a blessing for the party. The Democratic nominee is going to win the vast majority of black votes in any case, and Sharpton isnt as popular as his handlers would have him believe. If, say, John Edwards, who needs something besides trial-lawyer cash to prop up his lightweight campaign, rebuked Sharpton for his racism and divisive politics, hed be an instant frontrunner. Maybe Maxine Waters would throw a fit, but the media and most fair-minded Americans would applaud Edwards for simply telling the truth.
Edwards, of course, who ducks questions about the paucity of his foreign policy experience by reminding people that he was the first in his family to attend college, doesnt have the balls to challenge Sharpton. Nor does Kerry, the New England stiff who made a huge mistake by hiring former Al Gore attack-puppy Lehane and Robert Shrum, the wealthy Kennedy apologist whos stuck in 1970s rhetoric almost as badly as the Village Voice.
In Mondays New York Times, William Safire offered his assessment of the South Carolina debate: "So who won this Derby, besides [host George Stephanopoulos]? Lieberman and Gephardt finished in a dead heat, with Kerry closing and Edwards off the pace." Lieberman, despite his hawkish stands on Iraq and fighting terrorism, is not electable. He claims that his moral severity is more than a match for Bush, citing his rebuke of Bill Clintons perjury during the Monica Lewinsky drama and taking on the entertainment industry for its sex and violence-drenched movies, music and video games. However, Lieberman voted to acquit Clinton on impeachment charges and gladly accepted Hollywood campaign contributions in 2000.
The Democrats best chance for victory against Bush is to nominate Gephardt. The former House minority leader might be boring and viewed as a Beltway insider, but hes performed magnificently so far in creating a unique niche among the nine candidates. Gephardt was an early supporter of toppling Saddam (a must in the 2004 election) and if the economy dips precipitously is the lone Democrat who can nail Bush on domestic issues. Sure, his universal health care boondoggle is anathema to Republicans, but its the one broad proposal advanced so far in the campaign. Hes popular with unions, opposed Bushs tax cuts and wont back away from a fight. If the Presidents in trouble a year from now, Gephardts complete lack of charisma wont lose him a single vote.
The Observer Flacks for Bloomberg
ARTHURCARTER, the septuagenarian owner of the New York Observer, has clearly lost interest in his 16-year-old weekly. At one time, Carters conservatism was occasionally represented on the papers editorial page, such as when he endorsed Bob Dole in 96 over Bill Clinton, despite a majority of staff writers who regularly bashed the candidate and the GOP-controlled Congress.
No longer. Last weeks lead editorial shifted into full-tilt Tina Brown/Norman Mailer overdrive. While the thrust of the piece was a mash note to tax-happy billionaire Michael Bloomberg, the writer expressed befuddlement at President Bushs currently high poll numbers.
The editorial begins: "We must be missing something. Polls show that the rest of the country is wild about George W. Bush... Yet we think he may be the worst President in 100 years, a President whose decisions have placed the nations economic and environmental health in jeopardy." Has a PETA intern, NARAL lackey or Terry McAuliffe hijacked a computer at the Observers uptown townhouse? I have no problem with provocative rhetoric, but when Jimmy Carter, Herbert Hoover, Bill Clinton and Warren Harding are judged as more successful presidents than Bush, then maybe its true that heroin addiction is plaguing the affluent in New York City.
In addition, the Observers provincial snootiness is oddly anachronistic; reading this editorial reminds me of Spy once the original owners had left, or the entire contents of the short-lived Egg in the early 90s. "Whats wrong with us?" the Observer asks. Any number of conclusions could be made on that point, but I wont digress, except to point out that the paper still publishes Nicholas von Hoffman and undoubtedly has tried to convince Arthur Schlesinger, Jr. to contribute on a regular basis.
The piece continues: "Manhattanites must have a different sensibility than those who inhabit the heartland of America, who dont think like we do... President Bush is leading the country into economic meltdown, yet the majority of the country sings his praises. Manhattan has never felt so much like an island."
Theres much to criticize about the Republican party. Newt Gingrich, for one, ought to be exiled to the North Pole, just to shut him up. When the extraordinarily bright but clumsy ex-Speaker of the House laced into Colin Powell–only the most popular public servant in the country–did he really think that was a favor to Bush?
And now that Newsweek has revealed that self-appointed morality czar William Bennett–a blowhard Ive always had trouble with, despite general agreement on issues–is a high-stakes gambler, theres one more GOP spokesman whos now in the penalty box. You cant talk and write about virtue while indulging in high-stakes games in Vegas. Who wants to hear Bennetts sermons about premarital sex, recreational marijuana use, etc., when hes wiring a million bucks to a casino to cover a bad night at the slots? And while Bush is not "leading the country into economic meltdown," as compared to say, Carter, hes certainly botched his tax-cut proposal. Eliminating the double-tax on dividends is a worthy idea, but almost immediately it was clear the Senate wasnt going to bite. Bush, and his economic advisers, shouldve realized that early on and shifted gears to capital gains tax cuts and reduction of marginal rates, retroactive to Jan. 1.
Nevertheless, the Observers undisguised tone of Were Smarter, More Cosmopolitan and Sophisticated Than the Rubes of 49 Other States strikes me as downright delusional.
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