Make Every Girl Want You

"The main difference between this and every other book on the same topic is that those books [assume] the only way to get women is to first date them," write John Fate and Steve Reil in their newly published Make Every Girl Want You: How to Have Sex with Hot Girls (without even dating them!) (Axcione Publishing, 140 pages, $14.95). "But many guys just want casual sex? The bottom line is that these techniques will make a lot of girls really want you."

Fate and Reil, self-described "normal guys who get laid a lot," say they wrote their book for other normal guys: those of us not fortunate enough to be extremely good-looking, rich or famous. With their techniques, Fate and Reil assert, any man?no matter how much of a loser?can be master of his own sexual domain.

"We're going to teach you how to do what so few guys do?provide the women you meet with what they desire," Fate and Reil write. "In return, they will reward you with love and sex."

What women desire, the authors explain, is simple "CCR": Compliments, Compassion and Reassurance. In other words, by aggressively being a nice guy and keeping it in your pants for longer than normal, women will think you're one of the few men who really listen and don't want to sleep with them. In return, you'll get your brains fucked out as often as you wish.

"The idea that you can't be both friends and sex partners with a girl is a huge misconception," Fate and Reil write. "This is just an incorrect conclusion that guys reach because they think that nice guys don't get girls. If a guy isn't getting girls, the problem is a lack of confidence, not the fact that he's nice."

Perhaps that's common-sense advice, but Fate and Reil make some good, original points in their 140-page treatise, which includes three appendices full of conversation starters, date ideas and interviews with actual horny women.

"When I want sex and I'm not dating anyone, I always call up a guy I've already slept with," confides salacious Sara. "Girls get urges too, and the last thing you want to deal with when you want sex is a guy who doesn't know his way around your body. I get just as horny as guys do."

"I haven't gone down on any guy since I've had [my tongue pierced]," reveals amorous Amanda. "When I finally meet a guy who doesn't comment that he thinks I got the tongue ring for oral sex, he'll be the first."

As much as Make Every Girl Want You guarantees easy entry through the Pearly Gates of Nookie Heaven, however, Fate and Reil insist their CCR philosophy isn't one of manipulation, but rather mutual benefit. "If a woman is complaining about something, show that you understand," they write. "If a woman is telling a happy story, get happy with her? When a girl feels sad or depressed, you may think that it is because of the most ridiculous thing that you've ever heard. But don't dare tell her that. Just validate her feelings."

Of course, there are dangers inherent in becoming a Man of CCR, the authors caution. Namely, overbooking.

"[Girls] may make booty calls to you and invite you over more than just the two nights you had planned on spending with her," they write. "Handling these situations is up to you. The bottom line is that it's very hard to turn down sex from a beautiful girl. But don't let it interfere with other girls."

In the end, one has to ask what effect Make Every Girl Want You will have on (and for) your average male reader. It's preposterous to suggest the book's contents will turn every sad case into a babe magnet, but this reviewer suggests designating Make Every Girl Want You required reading in every high school in America. After all, if Fate and Reil's advice has the ability to get potential school shooters laid, perhaps?God willing?there won't be another cafeteria massacre for many happy years to come.

"Girls love a guy who never badmouths anyone and always maintains a positive attitude," Fate and Reil write.

Now just imagine if Columbine lunatics Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold had read that passage during one of their late night bombmaking sessions. What if they'd decided to become Men of Compliments, Compassion and Reassurance? Would they still have taken the lives of 12 helpless classmates? Would they still have taken their own?

Probably not. As Fate and Reil so eloquently put it, "If you attempt to become intimate with a woman prematurely, odds are that things won't work out and you've destroyed any chance of meeting her friends? You must never hook-up with a girl until you have met her friends."