Lindsay Lohan Gets Down With Her Cohorts

The New York Post’s Page Six reports that [Lindsay Lohan shared the stage with some strippers at Scores West] here in New York City last night. She was heard squealing “I love strippers!” as she entered the club and allegedly ushered some topless dancers into the bathroom later to apologize for previously calling them all “whores” in an email to her friends. This just keeps getter better: Apparently Lohan got a lap dance when she moved to the VIP section because, after all, don’t VIPs deserve the very best? The Post interviewed some of the dancers who gushed that Lohan is a big tipper and would make a great stripper. Lohan plays a topless dancer in the upcoming film, I Know Who Killed Me, and was taking, um, dance classes in preparation—so perhaps she was just testing out her moves; that girl, always work, work work. Page Six has some choice clips from her emails to friends. We can’t figure out which is worse, the content or the syntax.