Knicks Set To Open Season

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The New York Knicks open their season tonight, and Isiah Thomas’s team will quickly discover just how good (or bad) they really are.  The Knicks will travel to Ohio to battle the defending Eastern Conference champion Cleveland Cavaliers, who will be hungry after getting embarrassed by Dallas in their season opener Wednesday night. During the [&hellip
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Mets Bring Back Alou

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The New York Mets exercised their option on ageless outfielder Moises Alou yesterday, ensuring the 172-year-old slugger will rejoin the Kings of Queens in 2008. Alou will make $7.5 million, although that figure doesn’t include the large doses of Ginkgo biloba and Viagra that will be necessary to keep Alou functional and happy at his [&hellip
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Baseball’s Drug Policy Takes Hit

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Breaking news: Major League’s Baseball’s drug-testing policy is a joke. OK, so it’s not exactly, groundbreaking, earth-shattering news, but it’s worse than you think. Apparently, the league’s “random, unannounced” drug tests aren’t so unannounced after all. In fact, they’re completely announced, as loudly and as clearly as Al Gore’s message that the world is crumbling [&hellip
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A-Rod Opts Out

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The New York Yankees are such an undesirable destination these days that they can’t even give their money away anymore. Ten days after Joe Torre turned down at least $5 million from The Pinstripers, Alex Rodriguez opted out of his contract, walking away from the remaining three years and $72 million left on his deal [&hellip
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Giants Playing Dumbest Team Ever?

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How unimaginably stupid are the New York Giants’ football opponents this weekend? The G-Men will play the Miami Dolphins in London on Sunday and Dolphins linebacker Channing Crowder—one of the team’s best players—didn’t even know they spoke English in London; he didn’t know they spoke English in England. Here’s him elaborating on that subject: “I [&hellip
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Jets Sticking With Chad

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Benjamin Franklin once said, “The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.” While it’s official: The New York Jets are fuckin’ crazy. Head coach Eric Mangini named Chad Pennington his starting quarterback yesterday for Sunday’s game against Buffalo, hoping Pennington and Gang Green can turn it around [&hellip
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