Rangers Win Again

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The fact that Sean Avery is an asshole worked out well for the New York Rangers last night. The 27-year-old forward, notorious throughout the National Hockey League for his trash-talking, goaded Pittsburgh forward Gary Roberts into a four-minute penalty and scored on the subsequent power play, leading New York to a 4-2 victory. “I definitely [&hellip
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Clemens Will Not Be A Yankee

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For the 47th time in his career, Roger Clemens is retiring. Clemens, who’s sort of like baseball’s version of Brett Favre except he’s an unlikable jackass, informed the Houston Astros that he’s ready to start his personal-services contract with them. The contract states that Clemens will become a consultant with the team upon his retirement. [&hellip
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Yanks Interested In Cabrera

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Like a shunned girlfriend on the rebound, the New York Yankees are already expressing interest in Florida’s Miguel Cabrera to replace Alex Rodriguez at third base. A-Rod and the Yankees’ four-year, tumultuous relationship ended last week with their messy divorce, but Rodriguez and his agent Scott Boras were thinking New York would change their minds [&hellip
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Knicks Get Big Win

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The last time the New York Knicks and Denver Nuggets got together, they did their best Crips and Bloods impersonation, turning Madison Square Garden into a war zone. Last night, the two teams impersonated basketball players instead, and the Knicks came out on top, 119-112. New York had four players—Zach Randolph, Eddy Curry, Jamal Crawford [&hellip
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Knicks/Nuggets Will Duke It Out

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After getting their first win against what boils down to a good Division-I college program in the Minnesota Timberwolves on Sunday, the New York Knicks have a chance to prove they’re a real professional basketball team tonight. The Knicks will battle the Denver Nuggets, a solid team in the superior Western Conference, at Madison Square [&hellip
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Knicks Get First Win

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After enduring more suffering and loss than Polish Jews in late 1930s, the New York Knicks and Isiah Thomas finally have a reason to celebrate. The Knicks got their first win, beating the lowly Minnesota Timberwolves 97-93 at Madison Square Garden on Sunday, ending a horrible losing streak for the organization. The Knicks shouldn’t celebrate [&hellip
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Jets Lose Again

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It was a new month and there was a new quarterback for the New York Jets, but the results were the same old results: they lost and they stink. The Jets blew a 17-3 lead and then lost in overtime, falling 23-20 to the Washington Redskins. “It’s just so frustrating at this point,” quarterback Kellen [&hellip
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