Aging Prick Hates Negative Press

Written by John DeSio on . Posted in Posts, Sports

If you’ve actually been reading the sports pages for the past few weeks you couldn’t draw any other conclusion except this: Roger Clemens will save the Yankees (so far) abysmal season. Clemens must read different papers, since yesterday he lashed out at all "negative" press that has been associated with his comeback. Clemens even took [&hellip
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Buy Your Virtual Friend A Real Drink

Written by Kari Milchman on . Posted in Lifestyle, Posts

Here’s a totally useless business idea that could be your new best friend, especially if you have mono. Just in time for all the weekend celebrations you’re going to miss just because you’re an asshole, BuyYourFriendADrink.com is launching today in New York City. “BYFAD.com creates the emotional connection of buying someone a drink when you [&hellip
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Baseball Caskets…What More Can Even Be Said

Written by John DeSio on . Posted in Posts, Sports

If you’re interested in taking your baseball fanaticism to disturbing new places, have I got a deal for you. Today, Eternal Image received approval from Major League Baseball to begin the design and marketing of officially licensed caskets featuring the logos of all 30 major league franchises. “This approval paves the way for us to [&hellip
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Hella Good

Written by Jonny-Leather on . Posted in Lifestyle, Posts

Until recently, a Polish nightclub was not a place you would expect to see hyper-spastic math rock. Fortunately, Europa in Greenpoint has begun hosting a few rock shows a week. Friday night, Hella whipped up a musical-frenzy on Europa’s small black light-lit stage in front of a room packed with fans. Even with the former [&hellip
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