Last month, a self-described “spectacularly beautiful” 25-year-old woman placed an ad on the go-to site for all somewhat sad but shame-free New Yorkers—Craigslist—seeking a husband who earns at least $500,000 a year. While not currently a resident of the area, the gold digger is trying to get to Central Park West and needs the help of a good I-banker. Unfortunately for her, the response was surprisingly lukewarm. It seems Wall Street types were actually offended by her generous offer, with one so impassioned by indignation he signed his real name to his cutting response. Why men aren’t interested in the Anna Nicole wannabe is news to us, just as why this made headlines in The New York Times. It seems it’s only OK for a woman to pimp herself if she does it for the purposes of Hollywood and reality TV, and not for her own enjoyment.