Joleen McKay Confirms a Lot We Already Knew in the Condit Affair

Written by Christopher Caldwell on . Posted in Miscellaneous, Posts.

Joleen Argentini
McKay is the woman who gave Gary Condit a Tag Heuer watch, in a box that he
was seen surreptitiously jamming into an Alexandria, VA, garbage can a few weeks
ago. Her entry into the Condit case has done more than give us the Condit equivalent
of O.J. Simpson’s Bruno Magli shoes. It has provided independent confirmation
of a lot we already knew. First is Condit’s preference for youngsters:
longstanding affair
with McKay ended years ago, and yet she’s still in her 20s. Second is the
pattern of intimidation: McKay claims to have been told by Condit’s administrative
assistant Mike Dayton to leave her affair "in the past or it will ruin

But more
important is what we didn’t already know. First, the DC police investigation
is much further along than we had suspected, and they have always considered
Condit the prime suspect in Levy’s disappearance/murder. They interviewed
McKay–whose only connection to Chandra Levy is through Condit–just
days after Chandra’s disappearance. Last week there was an attempt by Condit’s
lawyers and staff to portray the fourth police interview (done in cooperation
with the FBI) as some kind of friendly strategy session, meant to delve into
Chandra’s state of mind. Shame on CNN and NBC for swallowing this line.
Particularly credulous was NBC’s Andrea Mitchell, who announced, "People
close to Condit say it wasn’t even an interview. It was a working session,
trying to develop this psychological profile." Yeah, sure. Of the quality
broadsheets working on the case, the Los Angeles Times has been best
at keeping its eye on the ball. The FBI, the Times revealed last week,
has been on the case for a long time. And when they’ve interviewed staffers
and mutual acquaintances, they’ve been much more interested in asking about
Condit than about Levy.

important McKay revelation is the weird, Mafia-like relationship that Condit
has with his top staffers, particularly Mike Lynch in his Modesto office and
Mike Dayton in Washington, both of whom could now face charges for obstruction
of justice. It was Dayton who drove Condit into Alexandria to dispose of McKay’s
watch. Worse, Dayton seems to have procured McKay for Condit in the first place.
Dayton and McKay had a relationship in college, and Dayton introduced her to
his boss by arranging for the three of them to go out for dinner, and then not
showing up. Not everyone, obviously, can work on this basis. Joe Cotchett, Condit’s
California attorney, has quit. And his most vocal defender, the Washington-based
p.r. specialist Marina Ein, has never even met her most famous client.
Safer that way, probably.

There were
reports last week that Condit’s troubles were making it difficult for Democrats
to get their message out. Those reports come from Republicans, and are not to
be believed. But that’s not to say Condit isn’t causing his party
a world of headaches. For one thing, the Democrats need to think about keeping
Condit’s seat in the California 18th. That’s a really conservative
district, and there’s no way a Democrat could win a special election in
it. So the House Democratic leadership has tried to extract from Condit a promise
not to resign until the end of his term, by which time they hope to have
a candidate to replace him. The problem is that Condit doesn’t want to
resign, period.

As they
figure out what to do, Democrats are trying to fend off inquiries with spin.
House minority leader Richard Gephardt got backed into an interesting corner
last week when he was asked whether Condit could function as a high-ranking
member of the House Intelligence Committee. Gephardt replied, "Well, we’ve
had other cases here where members have been through an ethics investigation
and no one has claimed that they should step aside. When Speaker Gingrich was
in a long ethics process a few years ago, he was privy to all the information
that’s secret in our country…" Yeah, some people take excessive
book advances, and some whack their girlfriends. Live and let live.

of the Fathers

The Democrats
have in general been spinning harder lately. Senate Majority Leader Tom Daschle,
interviewed by The Hill last week, sounded as if he were working off
a list. Asked how he thought Bush was doing, he addressed, in order, probably
the three most popular things Bush had done in recent weeks, and tried to cast
them as weaknesses.

First, the
tax cut, which Daschle described by saying that "we’ve already used
up 75 percent of the projected surplus." That’s like saying, We’ve
already blown 75 percent of this month’s budget on food, clothing and rent
Second, Bush’s attempts, in Macedonia, to repair the fallout from the Clinton
administration’s Kosovo operation, which led both Russia and China to distrust
American power as they hadn’t since the Cold War. The way Daschle puts
it is: "To see the two leaders of China and Russia embracing, and to recognize
that, in part, we’re pushing them closer together, is troubling to me."
Third, Bush’s largely successful second trip to Europe. "To have Tony
Blair offer to be a liaison for the United States with other European allies,"
Daschle opined, "says a lot about the perception of our relationship with
other allies."

Yeah, it
says it’s exactly the same as it’s been in previous administrations,
right down to the British prime minister’s go-between role.


the most useful word in French that we don’t yet have in English is the
verb mediatiser. With this week marking the 20th anniversary of MTV,
maybe it’s about time we started to make use of it. When something gets
"mediatized," it doesn’t only mean there’s a great deal
of coverage of it. It means the event becomes incomprehensible without the media
and, at its extremes, that the event wouldn’t even exist without
the media. So the mourning over Princes Diana–which simply wouldn’t
have happened if television hadn’t stoked people’s appetite to watch
themselves doing it–was mediatized. The Gary Condit investigation–which
has been televised, but is still taking place pretty much the same way it would
have if television didn’t exist–is not.

shows the thoroughgoing mediatization of American life more than polls, which
are today designed not as measurements but as news events. Probably the largest
single story in the first six months of the Bush administration was the silly
New York Times poll from two months ago that announced Bush’s poll
numbers had fallen to 53 percent. That, of course, is neither a particularly
high number nor a particularly low one but, again, the poll had nothing to do
with measurement. It was just a signal to other members of the media to gasp

The same
can be said of this week’s Gallup poll about Dubya’s reception abroad.
Gallup asked: "Do you think leaders of other countries around the world
have respect for George W. Bush?" And 47 percent of Americans replied:
not much. Having been in Europe for the whole of the President’s recent
visit, I can attest that this is truly a "stunning new poll." Stunning
for its irrelevance.

In a democracy,
it’s proper that citizens assess a president’s conduct in foreign
policy. But this poll is not about that. It’s about citizens’ assessments
of foreigners’ feelings. The poll only came to my attention when a television
producer called me and asked me if I’d be willing to talk about Bush’s
diplomacy, and suggested I take a look at it.

But I realized
that, if I chose to talk about it, I wouldn’t be offering my opinion of
Bush. I’d be offering my opinion of a polling company’s opinion of
a few Americans’ opinion of various unnamed foreign leaders’ opinion
of Bush, in order to help viewers form an opinion of my opinion of a polling
company’s opinion of a few Americans’ opinion of various unnamed foreign
leaders’ opinion of Bush.

Bitch Is Back

That does
not mean I’m losing patience with polls. I was having dinner two weeks
ago with a French journalist who, apropos of a Franco-American couple we know
whose marriage is exploding, made a midway-through-the-Calvados pontification:
"Ah…," he sighed. "No one should ever marry a French man
or an American woman." I signed off on part one, disagreed on part two.

If I’d
read the revealing poll on first ladies done by Princeton Survey Research Associates
last week, I would never have rushed to the defense of American womanhood. "What
one word," PSRA asked, "best describes your impression of Laura Bush?"

Since PSRA
had asked the same question of Hillary Clinton five years before, the poll allowed
us to draw some interesting comparisons. The largest differences were on matters
of decency: 72 people considered Laura "nice," versus only 13 for

But let’s
leave aside adjectives like "nice," and "okay" and "good,"
along with matters of intelligence, on which both first ladies scored high,
and get to the adjectives that give a deeper character comparison between the
two. Laura’s top adjectives were: ladylike, classy, quiet, conservative,
loyal, motherly, dignified, elegant. Hillary’s were: bitchy, bossy, aggressive
and domineering. A followup question asks: "Thinking of the last four American
first ladies, who comes closest to your idea of what a first lady should be?"
And by this measure, Hillary (bitchy-bossy-domineering) beat Laura (motherly-dignified-elegant),
by 31 percent to 6 percent.

enough to change one’s opinion. Never marry a French man or an American