JEFF WALL THROUGH MAY 29 A FUNNY THING happens after you spend ...

| 17 Feb 2015 | 01:46

    > THROUGH MAY 29

    A FUNNY THING happens after you spend some uninterrupted time studying Jeff Wall-reality begins to look a lot like one of his staged photographs, which in turn look a lot like classical painterly compositions. Despite his insistent reliance on cinematography as a method, Wall approaches photography as an academic painter, and his construction of normality reveals a quiet mastery of everyday life. The problem is that Wall frequently burdens his pictures with overstated sociopolitical content, which doesn't leave much room for interpretation or enjoyment.

    Take a picture like 1985's Diatribe. It features two working-class mothers of different ethnicities turning a corner, frozen in serious conversation. It's so loaded with PCness that you're forced into pretending to give a shit about the issues it raises even though you probably don't. But we can forgive Wall, because a lot of other, less intelligent artists in the 80s got locked into this debate and weren't able to accomplish much outside its narrow discourse.

    Educated as an art historian, Wall is a political artist who maintains that the avant-garde has invented as many laws as it has broken, thereby imitating the constitutional state of democracy. He's a Modernist, taking his cue from Baudelaire's Le Peinture de la Vie Moderne, whose focus is always on contemporary life. On the flipside of the Modernist coin, he can't resist engaging with painterly tradition-his work is loaded with nods to the early images of Monet, Manet and Seurat. As in a painting, there is no motion in Wall's photographs. His human subjects are frozen in their carefully prearranged poses, stuck forever in the artist's eye. His subject matter is often the mundane, naturally fraught with inferential data, and the pictorial composition is near-perfect-the work of an old master. The finished color photograph is displayed as a transparency in a light box, which has become Wall's signature.

    Marian Goodman Gallery, 24 W. 57th St. (betw. 5th & 6th Aves.), 212-977-7160, Mon.-Sat., 10-6, free.

    TRAVIS JEPPESEN HIGHLIGHTS OF 25 YEARS THROUGH SAT., JUNE 5 CAN A RETROSPECTIVE as lush, top-notch and gleamingly concise as C&M Arts' "Highlights of 25 Years" be-controversial?!!

    Yep (or maybe Uh-huh!). When it comes to Jeff Koons, a chasm splits those who'll have a fine time strolling through C&M's two-floor spectacle, and those who would never. Ever.

    The latter should probably grit and take the plunge, as Koons is as much the offshoot of Duchamp's readymades and Warhol's ironic chic as he is the arch-promoter of commercial luster and media iconography. Sleek, relentlessly effusive, he was off to a big start by the mid-80s, suspending basketballs in glass tanks ("Highlights" includes one full immersion tank and one with three floating balls), posing showroom-ready Hoovers in fluorescent vitrines ("The New" series), then riffing stainlessly on balloon pets (a monumental chrome-orange puppy just touches down on C&M's upper landing).

    Koons went on to an explicitly public marriage to Cicciolina, the porn star/Italian parliamentarian ("Highlights" shows both a marble bust of the beaming couple and a photorealist painting of them working the missionary position), and then the four-story impatiens/begonia terrier that blossomed at Documenta in '92, and at Rockefeller Center in 2000.

    The puppy's New York moment was a hit ("a remarkably cogent vision of art's recent worldly estate," wrote critic Peter Schjeldahl) and bolstered Koons after years of messy divorce and a sagging reputation. While polychrome wood sculptures in "Highlights" seem tepid, big workshop oils like the (Easyfun-Ethereal) canvases splash canny references in a brash palette, with Elvis from 2003 melding two huge, skin-flick poses by a St. Pauli Girl lookalike with an image of the same vinyl lobster that hangs in another room on a red chain.

    "To me, integrity means unaltered," Koons said in an early interview. The one modification made on his stainless steel toy train, ceramic Michael Jackson (with chimpanzee Bubbles) and Martell cognac advert, is in attaining the most exacting degree of objective manifestation imaginable. Elite commercial manufacture meets high religion, that supreme fount of finest art, and since Koons spent five years trading Wall Street commodities, he may have more to say about what's sacred these days than most.

    Does Koons mean something? Or nothing? "Though his hand's not involved in production," says C&M partner Jennifer Vorbach, "his personal involvement is remarkable. He's such an impresario of the work, even to the point of positioning himself in it." Vorbach notes Dali's precedent, then adds that "Koons' dedication to perfect finish is taken as a facility yet he sets himself challenges that can be remarkably cumbersome." The Koons/Cicciolina bust is about 700 pounds of marble, so for those who think Koons can't get heavy?

    C&M Arts, 45 E. 78th St. (betw. Madison & Park Aves.), 212-861-0020, Tues.-Sat., 10-5:30, free.

    ALAN LOCKWOOD ^^^ CUBAN CULTURE WEEK SUN.-SUN., MAY 2-9 THIS WEEKEND, the music, dance, theater and visual art events of Cuban Culture Week will struggle to get to the heart of the Cuban experience, to explore the turbulent space in which, as programming director Manny Rodríguez describes it, "Images and ideologies come into conflict with one another." While the festival does not espouse any definable political orientation, Rodríguez observes that creating art in an uncertain environment can be political in itself: "Cuban artists operate through both what's said and not said. Often, statements have to be buried, but that makes for richer, deeper work."

    Cuban Culture Week is a partnership of the Cuban Artists Fund (a nonprofit organization with the mission of supporting and showcasing the work of Cuban artists worldwide) and several of New York's leading cultural institutions. According to Chairman Ben Rodríguez-Cubeñas, the festival began as a means of uniting Cuban-American artists in the New York area with those from Cuba. For last year's inaugural series, the fund arranged for a Cuban dance company to perform in the U.S. for the first time (although, in the end, only eight of the 10 dancers were allowed to come).

    Because of the difficulty in obtaining visas, Cuban citizens this year are largely represented by visual artists such as Yoan Capote, whose work will be on display in "El futuro es ahora/The Future Is Now" (opening Weds., May 5 at 1133 Ave. of the Americas). The exhibition will explore themes equally meaningful to island Cubans and Cuban-Americans, such as the illusory nature of life and work.

    "Both communities have struggled to create their own worlds," Rodríguez-Cubeñas says. "We can see the fruits of their labor and invention in this series." Cuban resourcefulness is exemplified by performance artist Marianela Boán, who emigrated to the U.S. a year ago. Working in Cuba, Boán fashioned her entire piece (Sun., May 9 at the Dance Theater Workshop) out of nothing more than a flag, trunk and several lights. Other notable programs include two events at El Museo del Barrio: a concert of Cuban-composed works by the Carpentier Quartet (Sun., May 2) and a reading by Carlos Eire from his acclaimed memoir, Waiting for Snow in Havana (Thurs., May 6).

    "We can guarantee one thing," Manny Rodríguez says of the series. "Everyone will have a reaction that will match their pre-inscribed notion of what they think has happened in Cuba."

    "Because the arts get within people," Rodríguez-Cubeñas adds, "we hope that these events will challenge that notion and loosen viewers up, deepening their perceptions of Cuban culture."

    Events are free or inexpensive. For complete schedule, visit cubanartistsfund.org or call 212-969-8435.

    DAVID FREELAND LLOYD COLE MON. & TUES., MAY 10 & 11 WHEN THE SMITHS debuted Hand in Glove in 1983, the one Brit who couldn't have been less pleased was Lloyd Cole. Like Morrissey, Cole-who had started his career with the rough-and-tumble Commotions in 1982-made a name for himself with a low, sullen voice and a name-dropping, literary and acerbic wit to match his dry, droning vocals. Like Morrissey, that same irony-whether involving God, girls, boys, queen, country-never feared honesty. Like Morrissey, his band practiced razoring, guitar-laden jangle-pop with a folky lining. Unlike Morrissey, you could be fairly certain-what with the anxious but open energy of his lyrics-that Cole was fucking and running amok in tunes like "Lost Weekend" and "Perfect Skin."

    When he went solo, Cole went first-like Morrissey-toward the lush with 1991's Don't Get Weird on Me Babe. Then he stripped himself down, like Morrissey, to a blunt, bare-bones sound that, though once oddly enough produced by Stephen Street (The Smiths), has always maintained the tartness necessary to maintain the unique singularity that has garnered him a devoted following.

    On his recent, most intimate excursion, Music in a Foreign Language, Cole's deep, cool, rich burr is more subtle than ever as he approaches the bossa nova of "Brazil" and the country twang of "No More Love Songs" with tangy lyrics ("My Alibi") that exude a bittersweet tenderness more raw than usual. Lloyd Cole is no hairdresser on fire, my friend.

    Joe's Pub, 425 Lafayette St. (betw. E. 4th St. & Astor Pl.), 212-539-8778, 9:30, Tues. at 7, 9:30, $25.

    A.D. AMOROSI ^^^ WEDNESDAY MAY 5 BRIDES OF DESTRUCTION THE FUNNIEST THING about this ugly union of 80s hair-metal all-stars with funny names-guitarist Tracii Guns (L.A. Guns), bassist Nikki Sixx (Mötley Crüe), drummer Scot Coogan (All-4-One) and (this one slays me) singer London LeGrand-is that they actually manage to kick your ass musically. (I add "musically" because I'm pretty sure teetering around on those Cuban heels throws off your balance at an advanced age.) Rather than be a bunch of Sunset Strip wankers waiting on Kim Fowley, mumbling about the used-to-be's of groupiedom and the ever-expansive qualities of spandex, their debut album, Here Come the Brides, is one of those fabulously trashy big-metal CDs that has, at its heart, big song-craft and thoroughly thrilling guttural vocals that are alternately scrubbed clean and muddied up.

    Okay, maybe the high-haired elders needed some scalp-braiding done in order to fill in the patchy spots. Maybe LeGrand is a novice when compared to Guns or Sixx. But, where Hollywood metal is concerned, they're vintage velvet-pirate shirt stuff without sounding-yes-dated. And LeGrand's got enough thunder power in his husky, dusky voice to clear out the Whiskey at last call like that. Think back to watching Guns N' Roses on that Grammy-cast. Remember how sick you felt watching a pasty Axl run through some slapped-together tech-grunge after having rehearsed for two years? You won't get that from the Brides of Destruction. With Amen and Living Things.

    CBGB, 315 Bowery (Bleecker St.), 212-982-4052, 7:30, sold out.

    A.D. AMOROSI CINCO DE MAYO FIESTA! Señors and señoritas, it's Cinco de Mayo, time for La Raza and fellow travelers to get down. The proud people of Hoy are putting on a fundraiser, and no matter where you sit on the NAFTA fence, the combination of salsa music and salsa dancing they have concocted will be a fine time. Leave the Zapatista mask at home; gringos welcome. Thiasos Bar, 59 W. 21st St. (betw. 5th & 6th Aves.), 212-665-0174, 6, $5. WORKER WORD Our very own Bronx Stroller C.J. Sullivan joins United Students Against Sweatshops organizer Marisol Enyart for a Cinco de Mayo evening of readings at the 11th St. Bar. Frequent Nation and Columbia Journalism Review contributor Liza Featherstone will be on hand as well. (Our boy Sullivan is the real show, though.) Warning: C.J. is seven feet tall, takes zero in the way of shit and will talk about the Bronx and the Mets for weeks at a time. 11th Street Bar, 510 E. 11th St. (betw. Aves. A & B), 212-982-3929, 7, free. LIMO We recently saw Slabber in Chashama's raw space on 42nd St. The actress/freak who performed it, Lisa D'Amour, was brainy, strange and willing to make the audience suffer for her art. (The crowd met in Grand Central, where they received a Walkman with a CD telling them how to find the actual performance space.) Her new thing, created in collaboration with Katie Pearl, is called Limo. Whitney Museum's sculpture court in ALTRIA's Atrium Lobby, 120 Park Ave. (42nd St.), 917-663-4283, 8, free. MADRUGADA & BOTANICA To hear the European music press tell it, Madrugada is the hottest thing to come out of Scandinavia since pointy-toed wooden shoes. With their blend of thick aural textures and mopey lyrics, they're like the Norwegian Radiohead-only with comprehensible lyrics. They're playing a slew of shows in the area this week. Backing them up are those swinging hepcat locals who never play in town, Botanica. We like Paul Wallfisch's latest ensemble a bunch-after John Cale, they're our favorite dysfunctional lounge punks. Their new album, Botanica vs. the Truth Fish, not only contains songs in a dozen different styles-it even has a string section! If you miss tonight's show, they're also playing Pianos tomorrow night and CBGB on Sunday. Maxwell's 1039 Washington St. (11th St.), Hoboken, 201-653-1703, 8:30, $6. ^^^ THURSDAY MAY 6 TECHNICS DMC WORLD DJ CHAMPIONSHIP, NYC ELIMINATION HEAT CALLING ALL BACKPACKERS, Asian b-boys and liberal-arts educated MCs: The NYC elimination heat of the DMC World DJ Championship is being held this weekend. Who else could host such an event but turntable evangelist and tru-skoo hiphop hero Kool DJ Red Alert? No one. Except maybe Grandmaster Flash,

    who pioneered the art of playing two of the same record and extending the drum breaks. Flash called it the clock technique, placing a sticker on the record and keeping track of rotations and time to flip back to the next turntable, where a duplicate platter was set at the beginning of the break. This gave break dancers all the time in the world to do head spins and electric boogaloos.

    The DMC (which stands for Dance Music Community) competition, has been picking up steam since its inception in 1986. Tony Prince, a UK radio jock who started the community in 1983 for DJs to trade records and mix tapes, was also the founder of the influential glossy Mixmag. The competition started out as one in which DJs tried to put together the best mix. That's changed. Former champion jocks like DJ Craze from Miami can scratch two records at the same time. And keep them on beat.

    Besides the scientific, you'll also get the abstract on this bill, as Def Jux, the king of all that is indiehop, unleashes its roster of artists on the disenfranchised white b-boy. RJD2 has stolen some of the heat and creativity that was once heaped upon DJ Shadow by music hacks. His production work is much more eclectic, ranging from "Midnight in a Perfect World" downtempo to "Block Rockin' Beat" bangers. Aesop Rock, who seems to be getting weirder by the album, will drop his intellectual college notebook rhyme schemes for all to rub their soul patch. The man to watch, though, is Mista Sinista, a former member of the turntable crew the X-Ecutioners. This guy can do a lot more than just scratch "Fuck the Police."

    The winner of the New York Heat will go to battle in L.A. to fight for the U.S. crown on August 7. The World Finals in September are being held in London.

    Webster Hall, 125 E. 11th St. (betw. 3rd & 4th Aves.), 212-353-1600, 8, $20.

    DAN MARTINO CZECH ANIMATION FILM FEST There is something strange at the beer-sodden heart of the Czech people, and it comes through most in their animation. When first encountering the herky-jerky works of Jan Svankmajer and his fellow Czech stop-motion auteurs, the typical American response is to note the resemblance to 90s Tool videos or Tim Burton's claymation movies. Well, this is the source. BAM's four-day Czech-fest begins tonight with Aurel Klimt and Vlasta Pospísilová's Fimfárum, based on five skewered fairy tales by Jan Werich. BAM Rose Cinema, 30 Lafayette Ave. (betw. St. Felix St. & Ashland Pl.), Ft. Greene, 718-636-4100, call for times, $10, $7 st., $6 s.c. FRIDAY MAY 7 AMFIBIAN AS CO-WRITER WITH Phish frontman Trey Anastasio, Tom Marshall has collaborated on about 90 percent of all of the jam-band's material during songwriting sessions, which are done in a rented Nantucket house filled with recording gear, food and beer, from which they emerge after as many as 36 hours of continuous work.

    Apart from his work with Anastasio, Marshall fronts Amfibian, alongside songwriting partner Chris Metaxas as well as Anthony Krizan, Joe Larsen and Bob Kay. The group has recently released a second album, From the Ether, which is admittedly influenced by psychedelic-era Beatles and Pink Floyd.

    "We were listening to Penny Lane," Marshall said in a phone interview, "but people who have heard the album mention?also Pink Floyd albums such as Atom Heart Mother in other songs."

    Fans who go to the show will "be lucky," says Marshall, "because we will be reunited with our horn section for a couple of Steely Dan and Beatles covers alongside solid music from the new album, such as 'Isolate' and 'Distortion.'" Marshall also promises special guests. At a recent Vermont performance, Phish bassist Mike Gordon showed up.

    The Knitting Factory, 74 Leonard St. (betw. B'way & Church St.), 212-219-3132, 11:30, $20.

    ERNEST BARTELDES ^^^ PS 41 AUCTION For once, you can say you're "doing it for the kids"-and mean it. Tonight, Greenwich Village's PS 41 holds its annual auction to raise funds to help buffer their budget against the continuing cutbacks of public school funds. Bring your gold card, because items up for grabs include an original Warhol lithograph, an original Robert Indiana Love serigraph, box seats for the Jets, Yankees and Mets, autographed memorabilia from Derek Jeter and others, a trip to London-and much, much more. Live music will provide a soothing soundtrack for bid-crazy participants who left their good judgment at the wine bar, while chanting Masons will cast spend-spend-spend spells on everyone else using 800-year-old incantations passed down from the Knights Templar. Okay, we made that last part up, but the event is being held at the mind-bogglingly awesome Masonic Hall. 71 W. 23rd St. (6th Ave.), 212-245-0245, 7, $30, $25 adv. REPO MAN An L.A. hardcore kid (Emilio Estevez) folds his pants before sex, listens to the Circle Jerks and Suicidal Tendencies, learns how to repossess cars, is mentored by O.G. punk Harry Dean Stanton and finally leaves for outer space. Alex Cox's 1984 masterwork mixes b-movie cliches, generic product placement and Black Flag's "TV Party" into a cult classic. Nerd trivia alert: The legendary Repo Man code is based on Isaac Asimov's laws of robotics, and the crazy scientist behind the wheel of the mystery car deliberately looks like the sideburned sci-fi master. Landmark Sunshine Cinema, 143 E. Houston St. (betw. 1st & 2nd Aves.), 212-330-8182, 12 a.m., $10.25. AWRY AWRY is a gal and her guitar, playing gorgeous but spooky music, accompanied by a string quartet or a band or no one, depending on the gig. The only person she sounds like is downtown curiosity Rebecca Moore (and both might be distant cousins of Bjork), but don't take our word for it. Go see her on this night, where she'll be performing Prince covers. Solo. Sidewalk Cafe, 94 Ave. A (6th St.), 212-473-7373, 10, free, 2 drink min. STEP ON WITH DJ TONY FLETCHER The Brits may not know how to pick a dentist, but they can pick a record. Get a taste of fine Northern Soul gems, Motown and the baggie Madchester jams that rocked the Hacienda. This month's theme is mod, with DJ Tim Cook of Headquarters dripping the wax. Don't worry about sporting a frop cut and designer suit: Fletcher says, "Mod is a state of mind." Thank heavens-we can finally sell that damn Vespa. Royale, 506 5th Ave. (betw. 12th & 13th Sts.), Park Slope, 718-840-0089, 9, free. SATURDAY MAY 8 TRACY + THE PLASTICS WHAT STARTED (and continues) as a multimedia experiment rife with queercore politics, feminazi finesse and robocop rhythm has become a genuinely daring musical vision, one where juicy gender-fucking and occasionally tender treatises give as good as they get. Straight from the talk-sing-songy minds eye of Wynne Greenwood, the one-woman band that is Olympia's "trio" Tracy + the Plastics, music that once seemed a tossed-off blasé punk afterthought has become the center of a tormented herky-jerky hurricane.

    Rather than rely on the monotone of her previous CD (the looped-lesbo shouts of Muscler's Guide to Videonics) Greenwood's new Culture for Pigeon feels less like a project than an actual album. This softer, rounded electronic record-with contributions from like-minded femme-punks the Need and Le Tigre-shows a wobbly, warbling Greenwood dearly reaching for lost souls on the bloopy ballad "Big Stereo" and the tribal techie of "What You Still Want." With Greenwood's singing a pretty indicator of all things Pigeonholed, the once-distant desires of communication and human congress now seem yearningly attainable or attainably yearning-or something to that effect. With Wikkid and DJ Dirty Jean.

    Knitting Factory, 74 Leonard St. (betw. B'way & Church St.), 212-219-3006, 11:15, $10.

    A.D. AMOROSI ^^^ HOLGER CZUKAY AFTER STUDYING WITH modernist composer Karlheinz Stockhausen, Holger Czukay happened onto the student uprisings of his native Germany and the uppity likes of guitarist Michael Karoli, keyboardist Irmin Schmidt and drummer Jaki Leibezeit. Rather than dabble in mere rock 'n' roll or the psychedelia of their time, they formed Can, with Czukay playing bass and tables filled with cut-and-paste tape-loop set-ups that acted as a precursor to sampling. As a rhythm unit, Leibezeit and Czukay explored metronomic pulses and free-flying funk and dub that was performed on Stravinsky-esque synthesizers and coughing guitars, often sounding like a Studio 1 take on the Velvet Underground or Zappa's Uncle Meat as if played by Parliament.

    There was no jokiness to their sound. Can were aggressive and angular, improvising their way through a maximal minimalism of jarringly odd but sensual textures and off-kilter rhythms. Equally as rousing-and yes, nearly as crucial-is Czukay's solo catalog, one as devoted to experimental short-wave collage, Eurocentric classicism and dub rhythm as Can's. Since 1980, Czukay has steadily unleashed twisting, truculent atmospheric electronic CDs like Movies and On the Way to the Peak of Normal, the latter pairing him with like-minded bassist Jah Wobble. And as well as producing the cathedral, steely wonders of solo CDs like Good Morning Story and La Luna, Czukay is often found in a collaborative mood-the best being several haunting efforts with cranky crooner David Sylvian.

    In preparation for this, his second tour of America, I asked Holger a few questions.

    I can only remember you doing music. I knew you taught. What was the last proper job you held?

    I wonder if one can regard my teaching being a proper job without any qualifications-I mean official qualifications! Nevertheless, the last proper job I did after the Can period was delivering, personally, a thick letter to a bank in Switzerland. Got $200 for it and the sender a million credit! All the rest of my jobs had more or less something to do with music.

    After careful thinking, I came to the realization that, despite the long shadow of influence you cast, I couldn't think of one particular act who's been able to copy you. Do you hear what you've done in any one artist's sound?

    That makes me think of the very beginning of my career when someone in the audience shouted toward composer Karlheinz Stockhausen that he only tried to shock people with his music and therefore make a lot money with it. Karlheinz answered that he had only musical reasons in mind for what he was doing. Concerning money, he said that he had married a rich wife. So, when I cannot figure out that someone is trying to copy my style of music it must have something to do that he didn't find a rich wife yet. Apart from joking, Brian Eno and I have fallen over similar or even the same ideas simultaneously over decades though we don't contact each other over years. Must have something to do that those ideas are anyway in the air. All you have to do is breathe in order for an idea to become yours.

    I'd be hard-pressed to guess what religious beliefs you hold. But there's always been a sense in your music of grasping for something higher. How does that fit in?

    To say the truth, when my car didn't pass the M.O.T. (Swiss modern vehicle bureau test), I went to court in order to declare getting dis-abandoned from church. Being asked for my reasons, I replied because my car hadn't passed the M.O.T. With this official certificate I went back to the M.O.T. and immediately got permission to drive my car for another two years. That's why I now believe in God.

    Knitting Factory, 74 Leonard St. (betw. B'way & Church St.), 212-219-3006, 8, $25.

    A.D. AMOROSI HOWARD ZINN'S MARX IN SOHO And you thought the old guy just wrote best-selling people's histories and played clown to Chomsky's straight man? Turns out the wiry radical professor emeritus is a playwright too, and not a bad one. The premise of Howard Zinn's one-man play is tantalizingly simple: What if Karl Marx came back from the dead in 2004 and wandered into Soho? New York activist-actor Brian Jones stars under the lights; the lumpenproletariat suffers in darkness. Broadway Presbyterian Church, 601 W. 114th St. (B'way), 212-864-6100, 6:30, $10, $15 solidarity. THE BEACH BALLS The Beach Balls are an all-classic-rock cover trio that renders hollow husks of songs like "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?" and "Feel Like Makin Love" nitrous-oxide hilarious. They are a trio composed of one acoustic guitar, one cello and one off-the-hook opera singer. It's sort of like Tiny Tim, only totally fucking huge. Knitting Factory Tap Bar, 74 Leonard St. (betw. B'way & Church St.), 212-219-3006, 8, $6. ^^^ SUNDAY MAY 9 S.E.M. ENSEMBLE S.E.M. ENSEMBLE BRINGS contemporary chamber music to Tonic tonight, with a program called Drums & Solos. S.E.M., new-music mainstays for 30 years, play chamber and orchestral music they state "is rarely heard elsewhere." From the Paula Cooper Gallery to Carnegie Hall and European concert stages, S.E.M. champions New York School composers Morton Feldman, Earle Brown and Christian Wolff, ranging on to Roscoe Mitchell (of Art Ensemble of Chicago renown) and spicing bills with young composers like Elodie Lauten and old masters like Bach and Rameau.

    "We are a little out of place whatever we do and wherever we are playing," says S.E.M. director Petr Kotik, a flute virtuoso and accomplished composer/conductor. Which may be saying S.E.M. will be at home at Tonic, playing what Kotik terms "a historical program." Two of his compositions date from the 70s and 80s, with a version of John Cage's Ryoanji reworked with Kotik for S.E.M. after the two men sustained a working relationship since meeting in 1964. Frederic Rzewski's Les Moutons de Panurge, which Kotik terms "one of the first pieces based on repetition and melody," dates from the late 60s, with Alvin Lucier's Silver Streetcar for the Orchestra and last year's Percussionists (with flute) by Wolff completing the bill.

    Kotik's Drums forms a core in his work, as "all of the drums that I've been composing since are more or less based on that idea from 1978. We'll also play some solos that are instrumental excerpts from There Is Singularly Nothing," a work Kotik based on Gertrude Stein texts (another, Many Many Women for voice and ensemble, can extend for hours). "Drums hovers around certain pitches then goes back or moves along," a method of reiteration Kotik contrasts to strict repetition and likens to Feldman's style in which "a phrase will repeat except one note is missing. Your hear it again but it doesn't sound exactly the same and you're not sure what's happening." (S.E.M.'s recorded the world premier of Feldman's The Turfan Fragments, released in 2001 on Dog w/a Bone).

    The Tonic gig will be an intimate taste of S.E.M., who've been part of recent and vast European concerts of "Music in Space-Compositions for 3 Orchestras," and who will be at Merkin Concert Hall in early June with orchestral works of Kotik, Wolff, Mitchell, Phill Niblock and Alex Mincek.

    Tonic, 107 Norfolk St. (betw. Delancey & Rivington Sts.), 212-358-7501, 8, $12, $10 adv.

    ALAN LOCKWOOD MOTHER'S DAY She's so fat that you have to run for three hours to get on her good side. She's so ugly that she turned Medusa to stone. She's so stupid she got fired from a blowjob. She's got so much hair under the arms it looks like she's got the Buckwheat twins in a double headlock. And you've waited until the last minute to get her a gift. Again. How about giving her something better than just a card this year? Like a day at the spa, a nice box of chocolates or a week's supply of ammunition? Yo momma's house, all day, $20 gift sugg. don. THOSE GOLDEN GALS If you miss The Golden Girls, check out Those Golden Gals: a playful knock-off of the original tv series. Watch senior sass-izens Flo, Pansy, Maude and Sonia as portrayed by men. Do jokes about pacemakers and the sexual proclivities of graying America ever get old? Rose's Turn, 55 Grove St. (betw. 7th Ave. & Christopher St.), 973-573-1082, 7, $20, 2 drink min. THE CARDIGANS Oh, how the alterna-pop mighty have fallen. From MTV supersaturation to Park Slope gentrification. What was it, 10 years ago when that "say that you love me" song was goddamn inescapable? Time flies and precocious pop taste is ephemeral, as the Yeah Yeah Yeahs will discover when their next album drops like a stone. Legend has it that the Cardigans began their career as a severe metal band, then turned to Abba-esque pop after being ordered by their management. Is that true? Well, their disco-riffic helium-light cover of "Sabbath Bloody Sabbath" is proof enough. Southpaw, 125 5th Ave. (betw. St. John's & Sterling Pls.), Park Slope, 718-230-0236, 8, $15. ^^^ MONDAY MAY 10 SONDRE LERCHE LADIES, HE'S BIG in Norway. His lyrics speak of a caring concern while his vocals sway between a comforting, cozy falsetto and a bedroom's careless whisper. He's got a girl's name and fluffy, downy bangs. I'm talking about Bergen's own?big cheer?Sondre Lerche. If he's an as-yet-too-familiar name to you-the complicated melancholic pop listener-stay tuned. After the gooey, gushy lushness of his first CD, Faces Down, LP number two, Two Way Monologue, further provokes the listener toward seeing this Lerche's way-that being a soulful, yet grounded, baroque-blue-pop. Think vintage Van Morrison (circa Moondance) fronting the Brother-label-era Beach Boys and you'll get the drift of where Lerche is coming from. Musically, harmonically and lyrically, his is a wispy complex pop-soul sound that hints at the often obtuse nature of relationships, painting the texts of "Two Way Monologue" and "Track You Down" with difficult swatches of meaning and mood-swinging.

    Yet Lerche isn't here to confound you. Rather, he's spoon-feeding you love's deepest mysteries with sugary sounds to go with the bitter pills. It's as if he's letting you in on a dark secret whose hidden horrors he's only recently discovered-like a snitch. Or your sister. Or both.

    Irving Plaza, 17 Irving Pl. (15th St.), 212-777-6800, 8, $17.50.

    A.D. AMOROSI THE SOPRANOS: BEHIND THE HIT David Chase et al are masters of the minimal double entendre. The panel discussion about the show employs the two meanings of hit, and surely both contracted murder and popular success will be discussed by the show's directors and producers. C-list mainstay Steven "Uncle Junior's Stooge" Schirripa is expected to show up as well. Questions begging to be asked during the Q&A period include: How do you guys make Buscemi look like John Waters? Register in advance. CUNY Graduate Center Lower Level Auditorium, 365 5th Ave. (34th St.), 212-686-5005, 6:30, free. TIM LAUN'S FAVRE ERA SHRINE There are more Green Bay Packers fans in New York than many people would care to admit. Brooklyn-based artist Tim Laun is one of those fans-but he wasn't content to just watch the games. He's created a multimedia shrine to Packers star quarterback Brett Favre that he hopes will one day be installed at the Hall of Fame. The exhibit's centerpiece is a continuous, 360-degree video display of Favre's record-breaking 250 consecutive games. It's not just about football, though-at its heart the shrine deals with consumerism, obsession and all those other arty things as well. Through May 23. Parker's Box, 193 Grand St. (Bedford Ave.), Williamsburg, 718-388-2882, Fri-Mon, 1-7, free. ^^^ TUESDAY MAY 11 JACKIE FARRY FUCK CANCER BENEFIT We have no clue who Jackie Farry is or what part of the body "fuck cancer" affects. All we know is that this is one kicking line-up. Featuring the long-in-the-tooth but still passable Jon Spencer Blues, thrilling keyboard madman Quintron and Miss Pussycat, college favorite Cat Power, presumed deadman J. Mascis and Ron Jeremy impersonator Har Mar Superstar. Bowery Ballroom, 6 Delancey St. (betw. Bowery & Chrystie St.), 212-533-2111, 8, $25. METRIC For lack of better wordplay, our measurements tell us this band is?awesome. They have a song called "Succexy," which makes us feel well, a combination of sexy and successful. The song "Dead Disco" sounds anything but dead-it's more alive than half the bands that dare to do bass octaves these days. Their song "Calculation (Theme)" sounds like an organ playing backward while underwater. See them open for the Stills at Irving Plaza 17 Irving Pl. (15th St.), 212-777-6800, 8, $18, $16.75 adv.

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