Honor Vito Fossella's Indiscretions with 'Vito's Vodka Pie'

| 11 Nov 2014 | 01:59

    Remember how Vito Fossella, the Staten Island Congressman, faced mandatory prison on account of his .17 score on a blood alcohol test last Thursday in Virginia?

    Fosella was arrested on May 1 in Alexandria last Thursday.He told officers he was visiting a friend in the D.C. suburb.  Today he [admitted that his friend is his lover, and the mother of his three year old daughter]. 

    Turns out, [Mozzarelli’s] must have seen this coming.  The midtown Italian restaurant features “Vito’s Vodka Pie,” a mozzarella, mushroom, tomato and vodka sauce pizza for $19.95.

    Fosella, who is married, is in historic company.  Last month, Cokie Roberts revealed that Mrs. John Quincy Adams petitioned the elder John Adams for extra money for an orphan asylum after finding that [Congressmen had left 40 women pregnant] before returning to their home states.