Hilary’s Haiku

The following text was sent to us by one of our many interesting and endlessly intriguing readers. Enjoy!

Hilary Swank. This is a Japanese haiku poem. Entitled “Hilary Swank.” ’Cept I ain’t got no words for no pomes ‘n’ shit. That’s cuz jist yesterday I robbed a bank. Hilary Swank to me is just one beautiful trailer-trash bitch. Most likely tomorrow the law will catch me. Maybe not. In the meantime I got her right where I want her to be. Hilary Swank is lying back with her legs spread apart. I’m kissing Hilary Swank’s neck and I’ve got my hand in between her legs and I am gently, gently, gently feeling with my thumb her woman’s bagina, bagina. I’m kissing her neck. That’s a bit before she and I somehow create tomorrow’s bank robber or Academy Award winner. You get the idea.

by Barry Fiegel

Disclaimer: We do not in any way endorse this, or any other, non-[haiku]. But that’s not to say we can’t understand where this guy's coming from—Hilary’s pearly whites are kinda hard to resist.