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Key lime pie is meant to embody a fundamental tension that exists between sweet
and tangy. Not sour. Tangy. Sour is another matter. Wine drinkers understand
that this is the same tension that animates white wine. Fruit vs. acid. The
payoff, when this tension is properly managed, is vocal: you yelp a joyful yelp.
You are made aware of many, many tastebuds, as well as of the insides of your
cheeks. In key lime pie, the simple fact that fruit and acid are often the same
thing is admirably realized.
pie, and Soup to Nuts’ fave Oyster Bar at Grand Central is
your pusherman. You develop gooseflesh. You wave your fork around to
signal your ecstasy before shearing off another blessed bite. You declare that
limes are better than lemons. You imagine whipped cream to be a civilized triumph
on the order of poured concrete, internal combustion and musical counterpoint.
You envision Florida, a state about which you couldn’t otherwise
care less. Limes. Sugar. Pie that’s green.
wallop of tangy sweet creamy delight. There’s only half a slice left now.
You pause for a moment to consider how you have advanced your life to this exalted
point, here in the bowels of the crossroads of the great American metropolis,
vaulted ceilings arching overhead, an urbane mob slurping bivalves to your left
and right. Time to go back in. You won’t savor it as much. What you’ll
do this time is scarf the rest of the pie down, inhale it one rapid forkful
after another and, next time–because with pie this good there’s always
a next time–you’ll take it just a little bit slower.
the lower level of Grand Central Station, the number’s 490-6650.
upstate apples flood the greenmarkets, and the other thing Soup to Nuts keeps
thinking about is…booze.
cosmopolitan is barbaric. Every time Sarah Jessica Parker, sporting that
Sunday night’s Sex and the City installment of Pat Field
skankwear, hefts one of those hazy vermilion travesties, we know why Mr.
Big with his thick paunch wants her to buzz the fuck off. The cosmo: a Darren
Star kind of drink, the Melrose Place of cocktails, a beverage to
be seen holding. Its relationship to the actual martini (and yes, we
know we’re sliding into Art Cooper territory here, but so what)
is…well, cosmos are probably closer to mai tais, when you get down to it.
Essentially, a Cape Codder, minus the ice. Big woo.
is that it’s a man’s cocktail. A Cary Grant-channeling man, a man
with aspirations toward the status of some sort of pro, but a man nonetheless.
A thinking man, a good man. Martini equals morality, you see. And what such
a man–such a moral champion, a believer in standards–likes is a bar
that reinforces the simple dignity of his choices.
place. Is this retro? Fuck off. It was never current.
Boodles gin, up, and a decent measure of vermouth, with one olive and
two more on the side. You will be delivered, at your hulking wooden table while
they roast some mutton back in the kitchen, a dignified alternative to the massive,
inverted-V troughs we have been forced to guzzle martinis from elsewhere. You
will receive a perfectly mixed, exquisite 4 ounces or so of martini, in a glass
that–like a proper wine glass–focuses the elixir’s aroma. The
briny spark of that single olive will, as salt is meant to, merge the drink’s
flavors. The clock rolls back to 1906, when this part of Midtown was Uptown.
The world was full of promise.
72 W. 36th St., betw. 5th & 6th Aves.; call ’em at 947-3636.
tumble from the bins at Gourmet Garage, we’re snipping eyeholes
in our sheet for Halloween, but Soup to Nuts can’t get our mind off…game.
Phew! That’s more like it.
of me-too-ism you’ve ever witnessed: "Dear Soup, I know you reported
on Aquavit’s game festival, but there’s never enough game out there…
Les Halles is celebrating Fall with a Game Festival…" What about us,
the letter whines on. Where’s our game mention? Huh? Of course we jest.
As loyal "Soup to Nuts" readers know, we’re big fans (call us
shills and you get a shiner to go along with that smirk) of the mid-Park South
gamy info: The Game Festival runs Monday, Oct. 25, through Sunday, Nov. 7, with
game specials offered every day alongside the Halles’ usual excellent fare.
Roasted pheasant with sauteed quince is one option, or perhaps you’re more
in the mood for the elusive civet of hare in red wine sauce, maybe the rack
of boar with braised lettuce, or pheasant hen braised with cabbage and lardons.
They got it all. Les Halles’ butcher shop also sells prepared game dishes
for ambitious home chefs.
411 Park Ave. S. just south of 29th St. Call 679-4111 to reserve or place butcher
with potential endangered species, why not do something to cleanse your black,
morally bankrupt soul along with your palate? The James Beard Foundation
and Louis XIII de Remy Martin Ultimate Dinner Program continues through
the end of November. Bringing together 28 dining establishments from around
the land, each offering a special menu "so luxurious that it can only be
completed with a glass of Louis XIII." That’s real good Cognac–about
50 years old–and part of the costs of the meals it accompanies goes to
the James Beard Foundation, so chefs-in-training can learn how to dish up stuff
that people would want to have a Louis XIII after.
W. 55th St.’s La Caravelle–that’s number 33, betw. 5th
& 6th Aves., call 586-4252–and Best of Manhattan 1999 "Best Wine
List" honoree Veritas, which you’ll find at 43 E. 20th St.,
betw. Broadway and Park Ave. S. (353-3700).
DeBord, Lisa Kearns
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Here’s what we believe:
Key lime is the crack of
Another bite, another preposterous
The Oyster Bar’s on
The frost is on the pumpkin,
Here’s a fact: The
The hoariest martini cliche
Keens is such a
Ask them to make it with
Keens Steakhouse is at
The winter squashes virtually
Is this the nerviest case
So here’s all the
The restaurant’s at
Now that you’re stuffed
Local participants are