Gut Instinct: One Strong Week
Hey, look at the calendar! Its that time of year when leaves slip from trees, hooded sweatshirts are dusted off and I wander around town as drunk as a sailor on shore leave, drenched from skull to sneakers in craft beer. Dear readers, its time again for New York Craft Beer Week, a citywide suds celebration that kicks off Sept. 24.
But which tasting soirees, beer-pairing dinners and festivals are worth your bucks and belly space? Behold, my inebriated expertise! Below, find my picks for Craft Beer Week. Which really lasts 10 days. Now thats some drunken math I can support.
Sept. 24: Freaktoberfest
Come to the official kickoff party at Park Slope club Rock Shop, featuring bands, burlesque and craft beer up the ying-yang. Try a pint of CBWs official beer, Geektoberfest. Its a blend of barrel-aged brews from Ithaca, Schmaltz and Captain Lawrence. (249 4th Ave. betw. President & Carroll Sts., Brooklyn, [www. freaktoberfest.blogspot.com]; 7, $TBD.)
Sept. 25: Homebrewers Tour
Am I really a pants-less, shambling wreck with a liver the size of Luxembourg? Todays your lucky day! Im leading a tour of the homes of NYCs finest amateur brewers, where well meet them, discuss their craft and, most importantly, drink their delicious beer. Cant make it today? Im leading a second tour Oct. 2. (Email [josh.bernstein@ gmail.com](mailto:josh.bernstein@gmail.com?subject=Homebrewers%20Tour) to reserve a ticket and receive details; 1, $25.)
Sept. 25 & 26: Get Real NY
More than 70 different cask ales are available, including eclectic offerings from Michigans fab Founders and Floridas Cigar City. After knocking back a couple pints, work up the liquid courage to chat up on-hand brewers, including Captain Lawrences Scott Vaccaro and Sixpoints Shane Welch. Nibbles from Lukes Lobster and Grandaisy Bakery will help keep intoxication at bay. (135 W. 18th St. betw. 6th & 7th Aves., [www.getrealny.com](http://www.getrealny.com); noon & 5, $65.)
Sept. 27: The Mastery of Brooklyn
Hit East Village watering hole Swift Hibernian to sample some of Brooklyn Brewerys rarest Brewmasters Reserve elixirs. Hops lovers will go hogwild for the Blast, Demolition and lemony Sorachi Ace, while fans of the dark side will favor the inky Black Ops stout. Plus free snacks! (24 E. 4th St. at Bowery, 212-260- 3600, [www.swiftnycbar.com](http://www.www.swiftnycbar.com); 5, Free.)
Sept. 28: Pretty Things v. Funky Cheeses
Bad breath will be on the menu at Brooklyns d.b.a., where owner Ray Dieter joins cheese expert Martin Johnson in presenting seven superb beers from Massachusetts Pretty Thingsone of my favorite new breweriespaired with stinky, full-flavored fromage. (113 N. 7th St. betw. Berry & Wythe Sts., 212-533-3072,www. thejoyofcheese.blogspot.com; 7:30, $30.) Sept. 29: Hill Country and Abita Dinner Forget cholesterol counts for the evening, as the Texas-style BBQ haunt partners with Louisianas best brewery for a gut-stuffing spectacle. To whet your appetite: smokedbrisket taquitos are served aside hopshinted Restoration Pale Ale, while coffeerubbed Texas tenderloin meets its match in the malty Turbodog. (30 W. 26th St. at 6th Ave., 212-255-4544, [www.hillcountryny.com](http://www.hillcountryny.com); 6:30, $60.)
Sept. 30: Brewers Choice
City Winery is turned over to more than 15 of the countrys best brewersOmmegangs Phil Leinart, Ballast Points Colby Chandler, Goose Islands Greg Hallwho will serve their potions paired with first-rate food from Brooklyn Larder, Jimmys No. 43, Jacques Torres Chocolate and more. Its gourmet as all get-out. (155 Varick St. at Vandam St., [www.nycbrewrschoice.com](http://www.nycbrewrschoice.com); 6, $75.)
Oct. 1: Great World Beer Festival
Slim pickings today, but the best bet is the Great World Beer Festival (a.k.a. Brewtopia), counting A-list breweries such as Bear Republic and Southampton. Years ago, Brewtopia helped introduce me to craft beer in New York. Oh, how I rue that wallet-draining day. (548 W. 22nd St. betw. 10th & 11th Aves., [www.worldbeerfest.com](http://www.worldbeerfest.com); 8, $65. Also Oct. 2.)
Oct. 2: Voyage of the IPA
Avast, ye landlubbers! Climb aboard a 158-foot schooner with Brooklyn brewmaster Garrett Oliver, who will lecture about the history of hoppy, piney India pale ales as the boat cruises around New York harbor. Sweetening the deal are IPAs from Brooklyn Brewery and other locally brewed bitter beauties. (Email [reservations@manhattanbysail.com](mailto:reservations@manhattanbysail.com); 4:30, $65.)
Oct. 3: Bike Brooklyn Beer Blitz
Tour guide, amateur historian and Gut Instinct pal Matt Levy takes bikers on a tour of Brooklyns brewing history. In Williamsburg and Bushwick, youll investigate the hulking breweries and mansions built from the profits of German beer. The tour terminates at Evergreen cemeterythe resting grounds of many bygone brewersand closes with a liquid surprise. Hint: Its not water. (Email [matt@levysunique.com](mailto:matt@levysunique.com); 1, $25. Also, Sept. 25 & 26 and Oct. 2.)