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Best Adult Swim Cartoon   Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Best Airline   JetBlue

Best All-Night Slice   Rosario’s Pizza

Best Aloo Gobi   Ghandi (6th St.)

Best Art Gallery   Paul Rodgers 9W Gallery

Best Backyard   Croxley Ales

Best Bar for Darts   Grassroots Bar

Best Bar for Smoking   Bluestone Bar and Grill

Best Bar for Sunday-Afternoon Drinking   The Half King

Best Bento Box   Yoko (7th Ave.)

Best Boy-Watching   Soho

Best Girl-Watching   Union Square

Best Breakfast for Carnivores   McDonald’s

Best Breakfast for Vegetarians   Alma, Cobble Hill

Best Bronx Bar   Yankee Stadium

Best Brooklyn Bar   Magnetic Field

Best Queens Bar   Bohemian Hall and Beer Garden

Best Newsstand   Universal News & Cafe

Best Picnic Spot   Prospect Park

Best Pint   288

Best Place to Flirt (gay)   West Village

Best Place to Flirt (straight)   Tekserve

Best Place to Kill Yourself   NYU

Best Protest Group   Code Pink

Best Protest Sign   “Lesbians against
boys invading anything”

Best Public Bathroom   Barnes & Noble

Best Reason to Arrest Protestors   Bike-riding

Best Reason to Hate Bloomberg   Republican National

   Convention

Best Reason to Hate Giuliani   Exploiting 9/11

Best Reason to Hate Your Coworkers   Won’t sleep with you

Best Reason to Move to Staten Island   Free ferry ride

Best Reason to Not Fuck an Olsen Twin   Will snap their twiggly little

hip bones
(and variations therein)

Best Reason to Nuke Williamsburg   Hipster remains could fertilize
undernourished gardens
(and variations therein)

Best Reason to Read New York Press   It’s free

Best Reason to Not Read New York Press   Sex ads

Best Sex Toy   Rabbit Pearl

Best Sex Toy Seller   Toys in Babeland

Best Speech at the RNC   Bush Twins

Best Spoken-Word Venue   Nuyorican Poets Cafe

Best Spot to Dump a Body   McDonald’s bathroom/
dumpster/kitchen

Best Stationery Store   Kate’s Paperie

Best Subway Begging for an Anthrax Attack   1/9

Best Swimming Pool   Sol Goldman Recreation Center and Pool

Best Tag   Swoon

Best Trade by a Local Sports Team   El Duque Returns

Best Travel Agent   Travelocity

Best Use of Public Funds   West Side River Walkway

Best Used Bike Shop   Craigslist

Best Used Bookstore   Housing Works
Used Books Cafe

Best Venereal Disease   Human Papillomavirus
(runner-up:
“Michael Musto”)

Best Village Voice Staff Change   Richard
Goldstein
(runner-up: “the next one”)

Best Vitamin Shop   Whole Foods Market

Best Walking Tour   Janet Cardiff’s
Her Long Black Hair

Best Weekly Party   Mad Clams at the Hole

Best Yoga Class   Laughing Lotus

Best Celebrity Scandal   Olsen Twin on Coke/Olsen Twin Eating Disorder

Best Central Park Spot (That’s Not the Ramble) for Doin’ It   Row
Boat

Best Cheap Furniture   The sidewalk

Best Cheap Jazz   Lenox Lounge

Best Daily Newspaper   New York Times

Best Dance Company   Stephen Petronio Dance Company

Best Dance Club Where People from New Jersey Don’t Ruin Things   Marquee

Best Dance Party (gay)   Beige at Bowery Bar

Best Dance Party (straight)   Negroclash at APT

Best Delivery Service   Fresh Direct

Best Dive to Replace Village Idiot   Peter McManus

Best Dominatrix   Mistress Kassandra

Best Doorman   Tribeca Grand Hotel

Best Drug Addiction   Weed

Best Drug Scandal   Macaulay Culkin

Best Emergency Room   St. Vincent’s Hospital

Best Falafel   Mamouns Falafel

Best Gay Porn Shop   TLA Video

Best Straight Porn Shop   Toys in Babeland

Best Greenmarket   Union Square

Best Headshop   Flea market next to Tower    Records

Best Hot Dogs   Crif Dogs

Best Ice Cream Cone   Emack & Bolio

Best Internet Cafe   Web2Zone

Best Jukebox   Pink Pony

Best Late-Night Bar Food   7A

Best Local DJ   Bobbito

Best Local Emo Band   Lycon Pictus

Best Local Film Director   Jim Jarmusch

Best Local Hiphop Act   Talib Kweli

Best Local Poet   Celena Glenn

Best New Face in Local Politics   Michael Badnarik

Best Movie Theater   Angelika

Best Muffins   Café Doma

Best New Trend in Crime   Identity Theft

Best New York City Blog   Gothamist

Best Adult Swim Cartoon   Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Best Airline   JetBlue

Best All-Night Slice   Rosario’s Pizza

Best Aloo Gobi   Ghandi (6th St.)

Best Art Gallery   Paul Rodgers 9W Gallery

Best Backyard   Croxley Ales

Best Bar for Darts   Grassroots Bar

Best Bar for Smoking   Bluestone Bar and Grill

Best Bar for Sunday-Afternoon Drinking   The Half King

Best Bento Box   Yoko (7th Ave.)

Best Boy-Watching   Soho

Best Girl-Watching   Union Square

Best Breakfast for Carnivores   McDonald’s

Best Breakfast for Vegetarians   Alma, Cobble Hill

Best Bronx Bar   Yankee Stadium

Best Brooklyn Bar   Magnetic Field

Best Queens Bar   Bohemian Hall and Beer Garden

Best Newsstand   Universal News & Cafe

Best Picnic Spot   Prospect Park

Best Pint   288

Best Place to Flirt (gay)   West Village

Best Place to Flirt (straight)   Tekserve

Best Place to Kill Yourself   NYU

Best Protest Group   Code Pink

Best Protest Sign   “Lesbians against
boys invading anything”

Best Public Bathroom   Barnes & Noble

Best Reason to Arrest Protestors   Bike-riding

Best Reason to Hate Bloomberg   Republican National

   Convention

Best Reason to Hate Giuliani   Exploiting 9/11

Best Reason to Hate Your Coworkers   Won’t sleep with you

Best Reason to Move to Staten Island   Free ferry ride

Best Reason to Not Fuck an Olsen Twin   Will snap their twiggly little

hip bones
(and variations therein)

Best Reason to Nuke Williamsburg   Hipster remains could fertilize
undernourished gardens
(and variations therein)

Best Reason to Read New York Press   It’s free

Best Reason to Not Read New York Press   Sex ads

Best Sex Toy   Rabbit Pearl

Best Sex Toy Seller   Toys in Babeland

Best Speech at the RNC   Bush Twins

Best Spoken-Word Venue   Nuyorican Poets Cafe

Best Spot to Dump a Body   McDonald’s bathroom/
dumpster/kitchen

Best Stationery Store   Kate’s Paperie

Best Subway Begging for an Anthrax Attack   1/9

Best Swimming Pool   Sol Goldman Recreation Center and Pool

Best Tag   Swoon

Best Trade by a Local Sports Team   El Duque Returns

Best Travel Agent   Travelocity

Best Use of Public Funds   West Side River Walkway

Best Used Bike Shop   Craigslist

Best Used Bookstore   Housing Works
Used Books Cafe

Best Venereal Disease   Human Papillomavirus
(runner-up:
“Michael Musto”)

Best Village Voice Staff Change   Richard
Goldstein
(runner-up: “the next one”)

Best Vitamin Shop   Whole Foods Market

Best Walking Tour   Janet Cardiff’s
Her Long Black Hair

Best Weekly Party   Mad Clams at the Hole

Best Yoga Class   Laughing Lotus


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