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9 Great Jones St. (betw. B'way & Lafayette St.), 539-3909. MON: KONKRETE JUNGLE: NY's longest running drum 'n' bass party changes locations again?regular DJs incl. Cassien, del Mar, SoulSlinger, Swingsett, Odi & guests, 604-4224 for info.; 10:30, $10.

 

ALPHABET LOUNGE

104 Ave. C (7th St.), 780-0202. WEDS: DRAG NITE: MC Gadget hosts new night feat. Kurfew DJs Pussy-Lee, Peter Pan & Evan Image; 10, $5.

 

ANGEL

174 Orchard St. (betw. Houston & Stanton Sts.), 780-0313. WED: DIASPORA: DJ's Geoff & Vanessa blend reggae, Latin, deep house, hiphop, soul, jungle & jazz; 10, free. TUES: KUMESSO: DJ Moky spins trip-hop & acid wax; 10, free. FRI: COMBUSTIBLE: DJ Scratch Famous from Chicago's seminal Deadly Dragon Soundsystem spins old school hiphop, latin beats & dancehall; 10, free. SAT: EXCURSIONS: DJ Language presents a mix of rare grooves, old school/underground hiphop, breakbeats & dub; 10, free.

 

ASTOR LOUNGE

316 Bowery (Bleeker St.), 253-8644. WEDS: METAMORPHYS: Hostesses Miss Shasta Cola & Miss Visa D'Klined offer an alternative to the usual gay club scene. Glam-rock attire, DJ Steve Travolta spins house; 11, free.

 

AUBETTE

119 E. 27th St. (betw. Park & Lexington Aves.), 686-5500. SUN: SUR-BETTE: The restaurant crowd is loyal to itself?all the bartenders, waiters & maitre d's know each other & grumble collectively at the end of a long night's work. Where do they grumble? At Murray Hill's young & sassy French spot Aubette, where bartenders Danny & Derek host a drinking & kvetching night for their foodie friends. Funk, soul, r&b & Latin; 10-4, free. TUES: LA MERDE: DJ Cosi spins acid jazz, funk, soul & r&b to a chattering after-work crowd hopped up on Stoli flavored vodka drinks. A slew of hosts presides over the fashionable crowd. Cigars & hors d'oeuvres available. Don't come in jeans or "dressed down" or the eagle-eyed door man won't let you in. Sure it's a bit of a nose-in-the-air crowd, 971-9445 for info; 6, free.

 

B BAR

358 Bowery (4th St.), 475-2220. TUES: BEIGE: There's no shortage of attractive people in this city?& this long-running smoke-a-thon does the job just right when you need an ego lift, standard lounge & disco by guest DJs; 10, free.

 

BAKTUN

418 W. 14th St. (9th Ave.), 206-1590 or www.baktun.com. THURS: NICE & EASY: Triphop party with Kienyo, Tomo & Nicodemus; 10; $5.

 

BAR 13

35 E. 13th St. (University Pl.), 604-4136. WED: BEEP: Weekly progressive house & trance with resident DJs Matt Edwards & Pankaj?2 for 1 drinks until 11. Tonight, F-111 recording artists Faze Action spin; 10, free.

 

BAR 85

504 W. 16th St. (betw. 10th & 11th Aves.), 631-1000. THURS: LIPSTICK & CANDY: Weekly party for bisexual & bicurious females. www.search2nite.com for info; 9, $15, $10 w/invite. SAT: LOVERGIRL: Treat your lovergirl right if you want to make real good lover's rock. DJ's Kris Spirit, Storm & Mary Mac spin house, hiphop, reggae & Latin at this all-women's party with go-go goddesses CoCo & Ousha. Tonight, X-Mas party with Ms. Claus; 9:30, $8, $10 after 12.

 

BAR D'O

29 Bedford St. (Downing St.), 627-1580. WEDS: GET SLEAZY!: DJ Frank O spins his usual, go go shows at 11, 12 & 1; 10, $5. THURS: IN HI-FI: DJ Jack Fetterman's weekly party dabbles between 70s go-go, soundtrack blips & drum 'n' bass; 7, free. FRI: 29 MUSAK STREET: Mixed crowd dances & drinks to Mickey Dulanto's assorted house tunes; 12, free. MON: PLEASURE: DJ Sharee spins soul & r&b for the lesbians; 10, $3.

 

BAR NONE

98 3rd Ave. (betw. 12th & 13th St.), (800) 923-0192. FRI: VINDALOO: Weekly party with DJs Mike Bryant & Jaesun?house beats with weekly guests; 11, $3.

 

BARAZA

133 Ave. C (betw. 8th & 9th Sts.), 539-0811. WEDS: THIAROYE: DJs Dakar & Ken play roots reggae & drum 'n' bass; 10, free. THURS: BARAZA THURSDAY: Latin, super salsa & dancehall madness with DJ Laz; 10, free. FRI: PROBLEMA: Only the hottest Brazilian, Latin & dance classics;10,free. SAT: SABOR LATINA: Brazilian, Cuban & funk spun by DJ Baicu; 10, free. MON: LOCK, STOCK & TWO SMOKING TURNTABLES: Repoman, king of the cleverly-titled club nights, spins UK triphop, big beat, breaks & funky house fo' yo slumming ass; 10, free. TUES: EMBASSY: Night of breakbeats, triphop, illbient, jungle & minimal intelligent ecclectika with DJ Philter; 10, free.

 

BARMACY

538 E. 14th St. (betw. Aves. A & B), 228-2240. WEDS: REAGAN DEATH WATCH: Night dedicated to everything 80s with scantily-dressed dancers shakin' their thing to tunes spun by DJs Mike Rx & Mike M.D.; 10, free. THURS: THIRSTY?: New soul party for all the drivers with da cars that go boom?LA style with DJ Oz; 10, free. FRI: SQUARESVILLE: Dr. Ringding & Slim Chance play anything from "guitar & sax grind" to punk, soul & metal; 10, free. SAT: STRANGE CARGO: DJ Blind Chilly Stingray spins hillbilly swing, jump blues, 60s r&b & brit-rock; 10, free. SUN: BARE FUNKIFIED HIDE: K.L. Diablo spins soul, funk & other grooves while Miss Eliesha & her "Brooklyn Cuties" jiggle & jive away; 10, $3. MON: STORMY MONDAYS: DJ Laura Lux spins cocktail & lounge type tunes; 7-12, free. TUES: COUNTRY HAYRIDE: The Lonesome Cowboy spins the ultimate drinking music: country/western. Come explore themes such as prison, cheating, being a drunk & trash-talking women; 10, free.

 

BEAUTY BAR

231 E. 14th St. (betw. 2nd & 3rd Aves.), 539-1389. WEDS: MEAN STREETS: Funk, soul & blues to drive the troubles home, & booze in which to drown them?hosted by DJ Trouble Man with K.L. Diablo; 10, free. THURS: FAT THURSDAY: New Orleans r&b, Mardi Gras style, with the Professor; 10, free. TUES: TRUCK STOP TUESDAY: The Professor gives the truckers in the house the country they've been looking for. Bring your CB radio & favorite Wrangler shirt; 10, free.

 

BELMONT LOUNGE

117 E. 15th St. (betw. Irving Pl. & Union Sq. E.), 533-0009. WEDS: WILD STYLE: JMZ hosts city's only Black 80s party; 9, free. THURS: DJ Alex supplies Latin, big beat & house; 9:30, free. FRI: AFROLICIOUS: DJ K.L. Diablo spins hiphop, funk & soul for the weekenders; 9:30, $5. SAT: DJ Dan's on the 1 & 2's with brand new r&b flava; 9:30, $5. MON: DIAL "S" FOR SWANK: DJ Swanky Don spins jazz funk, salsa, boogaloo, lounge & 60s pop; 9:30, free. TUES: BOOGIE WONDERLAND: Funk flavors spun by DJ James; 9:30, free.

 

BLACK BETTY

366 Metropolitan Ave. (Havemeyer St.), 718-599-0243, Williamsburg, 718-599-0243. Also see "Jazz." WEDS & THURS: DJ-O-RAMA: Night filled with reggae, ska, dancehall & dub; 10, free. THURS: DJ-O-RAMA: Best of soul, funk, hiphop & some r&b flava; 10, free. TUES: MUCHO DE CUBA: DJ Medina treats you to the rich Cuban musical heritage with son montuno, rumba, danzon, guajira, mambo, charanga & cha-cha. Tropical cocktails only spilt for cuban linx; 10, free.

 

BLACK STAR BAR

92 2nd Ave. (betw. 5th & 6th Sts.), 254-4747. FRI: CHAISE LOUNGE: Bruce Tantum spins loungy to tech house; 10, free. SAT: BLACK STAR LOUNGE: Lemuel spins disco to Massive Attack; 10, free. SUN: FUNKTOFUNK: DJ Johnny Velveeta spins funk, old skool & breakbeat; 9, free. MON: STOP, DROP, ROLO: Rolo spins soul, Latin, funk, rock, & hip-hop; 10, free. TUES: EASY STAR REGGAE TUESDAYS: King Crown International spins roots, dub & dancehall, all with a conscious/positive angle. Bo! Jamaican eats are available; 10, free.

 

BOB

235 Eldridge St. (betw. Houston & Stanton Sts.), 777-0588. WEDS: GRAVITATE: Latin to hiphop sounds spun by DJ Vision, 10, free. THURS: SHADE: Joey Ty spins funk, grooves & tracks you will find perfect for nursing that beer to; bar open at 7, music at 10, free. SAT: LIL BOBCAT 500: DJ Lil Petey spins anything he wants to as LES cats drink 2-4-1 during happy hour (7-10) as the invading-from-other-neighborhood bar crawlers eventually trawl their way over to the quiet salon by 2 a.m.; 7, free. SUN: PSYCHEDELIC SUNDAYS: DJ Wolf croons sounds from the 60s & 70s; happy hour 7-10, free. MON: FLASHBACK MONDAYS: Joey Ty spins 80s classics; 10, free. TUES: TOXIC TUESDAYS: r&b, soul & classic spun by DJ Jeff; 10, free.

 

BOTANICA

47 E. Houston St. (betw. Mulberry & Mott Sts.), 343-7251. WEDS: BOTANICA WEDNESDAYS: DJ Mr. Fine Wine spins classic soul 45's; 10, free. FRI: MIXOLOGY 101: Saint Luke spins whatever he feels like, but it's mostly blues, jungle, triphop & jazz; 10, free. SUN: SURF SUNDAYS: Sport your beach-wear cuz it's DJ surfin' Dan; 8, free. MON: POWERLOUNGE!: DJ Shakey spins just about everything from rock to jazz, order take-out straight to the bar; 8-1, free. TUES: BOTANICA TUESDAYS: DJs Jes Grew & DJ Sol spin reggae, hiphop, jungle & blues. Maybe Keyla will bring you your slippers; 9, free.

 

BOWLMOR LANES

110 University Pl. (betw. 12th & 13th Sts.), 255-8188. MON: NIGHT STRIKE: Glow-in-the-dark bowling to a soundtrack of techno & jungle. An NYU crowd gets drunk & rolls a ball down a lane, trying to knock over stationary objects. Brilliant?your parents are paying $100,000 for this?; 10-3, $14 (incl. shoes & unlimited bowling).

 

BROWNIES

169 Ave. A (betw. 10th & 11th Sts.), 420-8392. Also see "Rock." WEDS: INVISIBLE CITIES: The weirdest of the weird in abstract & left-field electronics & video projections brought to you by the folks at Etherea. This week's special guest, Suetsu from Lucky Kitchen, joins residents Strip Centre, Rich, Don Rainwater, MTA & Alison T. in bringing it to you; 11, $2. THURS: THREE STARS: Weekly hiphop, jungle & soul party, feat. a wide variety of acts & DJs with host Ruvane; 11, $5. TUES: DECKSTATIC: Weekly DJ series feat. guest selectors mixing hiphop, dub, jungle & soundtrack cuts. Hosted by Conrad X, Mia & Angola, past guests have incl. the Arsonists, Rock Steady Crew, the Jungle Brothers, Prince Paul, The Freestylers & others, $3 pints until 12:30; 11, $3.

 

BUTTA' CUP LOUNGE

271 Adelphi St. (DeKalb Ave.), Ft. Greene, Bklyn., 718-455-6092. THURS: BUTTAFINGER: Young urban professionals, leave your day job worries at the office; 7, free. FRI: HOT COCOA & SHE-BUTTA: Happy hour from 7-8, ladies' specialty drinks later on. Rare grooves & old school classics for the ladies to take you from your hectic day into your sensual night; 7, free. SAT: SAVORY SATURDAYS: Hottest DJs serve up flavorable beats. Feature DJs; 9, free. SUN: HOMESTYLE COUNTRY BRUNCH: Southern style cuisine. Consider yourself served; 11 a.m., no cover.

 

CAFE REMY

104 Greenwich St. (betw. Albany & Carlisle Sts.), 267-4646. SAT: ATREVETE: DJs Richie & Danny play Latin pop, salsa, merengue & Brazilian; DJs Fish, Casper & Ozzie play r&b, reggae & hiphop; 10, free before 11:30, $10-$20 after.

 

caravan of dreams

405 E. 6th St. (betw. 1st. Ave. & Ave. A), 254-1613. SAT: Live Jazz by the Tony O'Blaney group. Smoove; 8, free.

 

charas/ el bohio community center

605 E. 9th St. (betw. Aves. B & C), 561-0302. SAT: FESTIVAL OF RESISTANCE: Basta ya! Live music, paintings, food, beer, photos, Pinatas, spoken word, post-WTO protest report, discussion & information tables. Brought to you by the NYC Chiapas Coalition. A 'zine will be made, so bring 100 photocopies of your poem, collage, essay or whatever. It's for the people of the sun, y'all; noon, $10 suggested.

 

CHEETAH

12 W. 21st St. (betw. 5th & 6th Aves.), 206-7770. FRI: BANGER: DJ Frank Delour spins hiphop, r&b, classics & more for the party people; 10, $10. SAT: TROUBLE: House upstairs & hiphop, soul & r&b downstairs for a Hampton-centric crowd; 10, $20. SUN: BOYS LIFE: Rob & Mark Nelson pres. Cheetah's weekly gay night; 10, $10. MON: PURR: Belinda, Bonnie & Taquana's long-going hiphop party draws a well-dressed, well-connected downtown crowd. DJ Jules spins; 11, women $7, men $15. TUES: 12 WEST: Disco legend Nicky Siano (Studio 54) hosts new party, call 877-TWELVEWEST for info; 7-1, $10.

 

china cafe

205 Pearl St. (Maiden Lane), 747-0880. SAT: GODDESSES: Miss 1999 Sexy Thighs at Midnight. It's gonna get a little blue. Win tickets to Goddesses' New Year's Weekend. For big, beautiful women, men & their admirers. You make the rockin' world go 'round; 9, $20.

 

CHINA CLUB

268 W. 47th St. (betw. 7th & 8th Aves.), 398-3800 or www.ChinaClubNYC.com. WEDS: DUET: Biweekly shindig courtesy of search2nite.com for sophisticated adults, most likely a euphemism; 10, $15. THURS: DJs spin techno, hiphop & funk every week for this Times Square party, 946-1177 for info. FRI: FORTUNE FRIDAYS: Chi Chi, Anthony Michael & Damon mastermind an outrageous affair, with DJ Marc King playing house for the main floor, & Arson spinning hiphop, funk & disco in the lounge; 10, $10-$20.

 

CIRCA TABAC

32 Watts St. (betw. 6th Ave. & Thompson St.), 941-1781. THURS: JE NE SAIS QUOI: Obsolete spins acid jazz triphop every week for West Village crowd; 10-3, free.

 

CLUB NEW YORK

252 W. 43rd St. (betw. B'way & 8th Ave.), 997-9510. THURS: METROPOLITAN THURSDAYS: Al Bee, Shuna Neely & Ron host party, free champagne until 12; 10, women free before 11. FRI: BOMBA INT'L: DJ Babaloo, a master of all music Latin & DJ Jonny Sender spins blend of salsa, world & hiphop?dress to impress; 11, $5-$7. SUN: CHOCOLATE MILK: Tammy Ford, DJ Goldfinga, Al Bee, Shauna Neely & Ron Archer host weekly phat party, 479-7821 for info, 9, women free before 11, $20 after.

 

CULTURE CLUB

179 Varick St. (Houston St.), 243-1999. THURS: FLASHHHBACK: Grandmaster Flash spins old skool rap, hip-hip classics & a little disco to shake your nite down; 9, $15. TRANS AM: Surrender to the night on the lower level where DJ Tony Quasar goes through genres like they're going in & out of style?old school, new wave, hair metal, punk, all ironic, all the time; 9, $15. FRI: HERE THEY ARE NOW: DJ Pete Bones mixes 80s dance hits 'til 3 a.m. then house & freestyle 'til 5. Upstairs from 10-2, DJ Marlin B plays 80s B-sides & new skool from 2-5; 9, $15. SAT: ME! ME! ME!: DJ Matty Matt spins 80s dance. The whole decor is 80s. Try not to snicker; 9, $20.

 

D.A.C.

59 Washington St. (York St.), 439-1147. FRI: ORGANIC GROOVES: Something is happenning, baby, donchu know? DUMBO hotspot parties for peanuts. Only this week & next week; 10, $7.

 

da spot

1196 Fulton St. (Bedford), Brooklyn, 718-399-9763. FRI: BANG THE PARTY: New York's only bi-borough deep house party, hosted by Sweet Sable with DJs E-Man (word to burger) & Carlos Tera from Sonic Groove; 10, $5-10.

DENIAL

46 Grand St. (betw. W. B'way & Thompson St.), 925-9449. TUES: DJ Reborn spins lounge, funk, hiphop & jazzy soul music in this Soho space, every week at 9, free.

 

DINER

85 Broadway (Berry St.), Bklyn., 718-466-3077. SUN: AUDIO BUFFET: Turntablists regulars DJ Dizzy & Bess, from Williamsburg microradio station free103point9, spin an eclectic mix with guest DJs & performers; 10, free.

 

DIVAS

222 E. 14th St. (betw. 2nd & 3rd), 358-5094. TUES: CHERI: Ms. Paisley & DJ Fabian from the House of Field present shameless night of debutantes & midget strippers; 10, $10.

 

dixon place

309 E. 26th St. (2nd Ave.), 465-7572. TUES: PHAT TUESDAYS: Every month, it's new dance, theatre, puppetry & more effluvia; 8, $10.

 

don hill's

511 Greenwich St. (Spring St.), 219-2850. SAT: TISHWAS: DJ Nick Marc gets busy with the occasional surprise guest; 10, $5-10.

 

DOUBLE HAPPINESS

173 Mott St. (betw. Kenmare & Broome Sts.), 941-1282. THURS: ORGANIC GROOVES: Sasha Crnobrnia spins & hosts; 9:30-2, free. SUN: MELTIN' POT: Eclectic dance music with DJs Tommy "Smokes" To-Disco & Fabrizio; 9:30, free.

 

DRINKLAND

339 E. 10th St. (betw. Aves. A & B), 228-2435. WEDS: OXYGEN: Techno, blipperings & beats by DJs Redboy & Kojak with special guests; 10, free. THURS: DRINKLAND THURSDAYS DJ Dominique from Plant Records & selected guests spin trip-hop & more; 10, free. SUN: TESTPRESS SUNDAYS: Resident DJ Swingsett invites selectors Cassien, Lion, Seoul, Reid Speed, Dinesh, Delmar, Carol C., Yoshi, Christian Bruna & many others for an "in rotation" series of drum 'n' bass, roots, hiphop & breakbeats. Cheap drinks; 10, free. MON: DJ Russ & friends offer up a night of trip-hop; 10, free. TUES: TOKYO LUCKY HOLE: Scott from Etherea hosts night of house & hiphop; 10, free.

 

EAU

193 B'way (betw. 20th & 21st St.), 383-8357. SUN: WILDLIFE: DJ JMZ attempts to tame the beast in all of us with an eclectic mix of music & exotic food, hosted by Alexis, Kat & Jemma; 9-2, free.

 

EL FLAMINGO

547 W. 21st St. (betw. 10th & 11th Aves.), 243-2121. THURS: TROPICANA: Club, Latin & reggae music; 10, $15-$20. FRI: 110% PURE: Tammy Ford, Steve Acevedo & BigStan & Co. host party with fashion shows & surprise performances for hipsters & hiphoppers. Remember to dress jiggy. Stretch Armstrong blends sophisto hiphop, soul & funk into the mix; 11, women free before 12, 479-7821 for info., $20.

 

ESCUELITA

301 W. 39th St. (8th Ave.), 631-1093. FRI: HER/SHE BAR: Famous weekly woman's party (gay men welcome too)?hiphop, reggae, house, Latin & r&b. Too-fierce drag x-x-xtravaganza served up by the house divas. Tonight, celebrate the release of the new Cher single, "All or Nothing;" 10, $5-$8.

 

FAHRENHEIT

349 B'way (Leonard St.), 343-0957. FRI: LIQUID FRI: Mix of hiphop, r&b & classics by DJ Ken, dress code always enforced; 10, $10-$15.

 

FLAMINGO EAST

219 2nd Ave. (betw. 13th & 14th Sts.), 533-2860. WEDS: CLOUD 9: Weekly party of Brit-pop spun by DJ Sammy Jo & "unearthly visuals" by Luigi, Michael & Brandon; 10, $3. FRI: BUMP: The Hypnotic Groove Society & their guests spin deep house, trance & funk for your money. SAT: THE PARTY KIT: DJ Tuesdae spins 70's glam-rock, 80's old-school, 90's techno & more, as Murray Hill hosts a contest to see who has the best panties. Plus, free candy!; 10, $10, $5 w/invite.

 

FRED'S BEAUTY

4 W. 22nd St. (betw. 5th & 6th Aves.), 463-0888. MON: BARI SOUL: Dee Wiz of NV spins funk, hiphop & r&b classics, dress is fashion conscious; 10:30, $10.

 

GEMINI LOUNGE

221 2nd Ave. (13th St.), 254-5260. WEDS: LATIN TRIBE: DJs Babaloo, Petey Weedy & Saphro spin vintage Latin grooves; 9, $5-$7, women free until 10. THURS: 80'S NIGHT: 80s r&b, hiphop & house provided by DJ Sexy Mexie; 10:30, free.

 

GOOD WORLD BAR & GRILL

3 Orchard St. (Canal St.), 925-9975. WEDS: B&L: Deejay Punk-Roc (on occasion), Samba & Kali spin deep house, sponsored by Cductive; 10, free.

 

HATTIE'S

99 2nd Ave. (betw. 5th & 6th Sts.), 533-0990. WEDS: 867-5309: Celebrate the Reagan years with Jenny Jenny's 80s party; 8, free. THURS: CHEMICAL LOUNGE: Weird science with Sebastian & DJ Miss Am-Erika; 8, free. FRI: ROCK WITH RABBIT: Everything under the East Village sun, with host Jessica Rabbit & DJ Erick Epic; 8, free. SAT: HATTIE & SWEETIE TAKE ON BRIDGE 'N' TUNNEL: DJ Tennessee hosts this party in honor of the khaki & booty pants crowd; 8, free. SUN: PLASTIC SUNDAYS: Ambient house, techno & trance with Young Richard, Tjet Clark & Maggie; 917-406-5837 for info; 9, free. MON: SWEETIE'S AA GETAWAY: Hit the sauce after the weekend's over?2-4-1 drinks all night long; 8, free. TUES: SOUL BURGER: Burgers & lounge for music industry types. Hosted by Cynthia Cherry & Nina Ritter; 8, free.

 

IZZY BAR

166 1st Ave. (betw. 10th & 11th Sts.), 228-0444. WEDS: DEEP TRAX: Live drum 'n' bass performances feat. Nymph & Droid while DJs Swingsett, Yoshi, Cassien & guests spin hiphop, triphop & jungle between sets; 9, $5. RITMO: Downstairs, Latin-Brazilian afro-beat spun by DJ's Moni & Ismael; 9, $4 THURS: ASSORTED FLAVOURS: DJ Dan Stein spins 100% dance music, live bands downstairs; 8, $5.

 

KARMA

228 W. 4th St. (betw. 7th Ave. & W. 10th St.), 414-4345. BATUCADA: Cducitve sponsors weekly party with Carlos Terra & DJ Samba spinning house & classics; 10, free.

 

KEY CLUB

76 E. 13th St. (betw. B'way & 4th Ave.), 388-1060. WEDS: HUMPDAY: DJ Stefan's at the tables tonight; 10. THURS: PIMPN8EZ: Infamous Funkmaster Flex from Hot 97 spins hot r&b, hiphop & soul; 10, $20. FRI: FAT BLACK PUSSYCAT: DJ Mark Ronson rocks da house; 10, $20. SAT: KEY CLUB SATURDAYS: DJ Devon hosts; 10, $20.

 

KIT KAT KLUB

124 W. 43rd St. (betw. 6th & 7th Aves.), 819-0377. FRI: SUMATRA: New weekly party for Asian-Americans with DJ Stymie and international guest DJs each week, Joey Cassanova & Ruben Araneta host. Call 849-8288 for info & guestlist; 10, $15, $10 reduced list. SAT: SOPHISTICATED SATURDAYS: DJ Ace from WBLS & DJ Javier host party for ladies over 23 & men 25 & older?dress to impress; 10, $15, $10 before 12.

 

L'ATTITUDE

470 6th Ave. (betw. 11th & 12th Sts.), 243-2222. SAT: Earthquake Sound's weekly night of jungle, hiphop, r&b & reggae with DJs Vital & White Owl, 718-398-7663 for info; 11, free.

 

LA BELLE EPOQUE

827 B'way (12th St.), 254-6436. THURS: LA RUMBA: Live Afro-Cuban music by Nelson Gonzalez & Son Mundano at 8:30 & 11 with dance lessons at 7:30, $10 & $10 min., $8 w/ invite from www.larumba.net. FRI: LA MILONGA: Learn to tango at 8, followed by live music at 9, $10 & $10 min.

 

LA LINEA

15 1st Ave. (betw. Houston & 1st Sts.), 592-3138 or www.citysearch.com/nyc/lalinea. WEDS: SOUL FUNK MAKOSSA: La Loca & Cris A.C. host while DJ Vision (from Vaya), Soulfrito & Mr. Martinez spin funk, soul, salsa & house; musicians invited to get into the mix, 592-3138 for info; 9, free. FRI: GET DOWN ON IT: DJ Flow spins disco, & funk; 9, free. SAT: GET STARTED EARLY: Drink specials until 9 with Sammy, DJs spin danceable music 'til 4, free.

 

la maison de sade

206 W. 23rd St. (betw. 7th & 8th Aves.), 727-8642. SUN: TRANNIELAND: DJ Lady Bunny and Chicklet, the Hostess with the Grossest, throw this new soiree for "ladies with something extra" & the mammals who love them. Erotic & exotic trannie-dancers, incl. Monica, to tantalize you as you are verbally humiliated, flogged publicly & force-fed over dinner; 10, $5-10.

 

LA NOUVELLE JUSTINE

99 E. 2nd Ave. (betw. Ave. A & 1st Sts.), 673-8908. S&m cafe with nightly fetish shows. FRI: SEX-O-DELIC: S&m shows & fetish-themed conversation with Brendt Sterling & Rustyn L. Birch; 11.

 

lemon

230 Park Ave. So. (18th St.), 614-1200. SAT: New York Pressmatch Nite: 10 FREE MatchMinutes to go through the Pressmatch ads in search of sex, happiness & satisfaction. Mini-pizzas, Indonesian chicken wings, potato crabcakes. Great food, music & people, this Sat. only; 6, $35 (incl. 2 drinks & hors d'oeuvres).

 

THE LEOPARD LOUNGE

248 E. 5th St. (2nd Ave.), 539-4591. SAT: T.H.E.M. SATURDAYS: JC & DJ Ulysses pres. a night of techno, house & electro; 10, free.

 

LIFE

158 Bleecker St. (Thompson St.), 420-1999. WEDS: ON PARTY!: Brit-pop, bossa nova, classics, always with a lot of visuals with DJ Collas & Nick Marc; 11, $20. THURS: GET A LIFE: Hosts Desmond, Erich Conrad, Boozy Suzie & Edwige hold court over fashionistas, disco dusters, implant idiots & trust fund kids. Swingsett spins in the "Queenie Tops" lounge, Jackie Christie in the "Pussy Boots Lounge," big name guests on the main floor; 10, $10. FRI: GRANDMASTER FLASH: Legendary DJ spins with supporting DJ Jackie Christie; 11, $10-$20. TUES: GRANDMASTER FLASH: Another Flash party (see above); 11, $10-$20.

 

LIMELIGHT

660 6th Ave. (20th St.), 807-7850. WEDS: UK BLITZ: Weekly event showcasing big-name British DJs; 1 a.m., $20, $10 w/invite. THURS: GARAGE CITY NYC: DJ David Camacho spins deep house in the main room; 10, $20, $15 w/invite. FRI: LIMELIGHT FRIDAYS: They've brought in promoters Erich Conrad (of "Beige" & "Get a Life") & the Von Broock brothers to attract the Eurotrash & fashionistas, while Donovan Leitch & a host of other downtown fixtures host the side rooms. Alex Lauterstein & Maarten spin big-room house in the main floor; 10, $20. SAT: FUNCLUB: Penelope Tuesdae & Fancy host hepcat room at Limelight's busy Saturdays. Midnight floor show features Miss Tuesdae & Fancy performing old favorites to new hits, drag king Murray Hill & gogo dancer Viva Knieval also perform, 358-5915 for information. Also, "Love & Sugar" in the Boom Boom Room, hosted by Jacques & Pascal, 330-8333 for information. $15-$20.

 

LIQUIDS

266 E. 10th St. (betw. 1st Ave. & Ave. A), 677-1717. THURS: TRANCENDANCE: Glenn Burger spins U.K. house & trance; 6, free. FRI: STARMARKET: Johan Afterglow & 3PO spin house; 10, free. MON: THINK: Dub Spot's DJ Killamari & Satoko spin underground/abstract hiphop; 10, free. TUES: HOOKA LOUNGE: Ambient, electronic music for chilling presented by Wanderlust (wanderlustnyc.com). DJs Dots, Lego, Kienyo & guests spin all varieties of ambient, atmospheric music. Tents, hookah pipes & a blazing fireplace add to the mood; 9, free.

 

LUCKY CHENG'S

24 1st Ave. (betw. 1st & 2nd Sts.), 473-0516. Restaurant/Cabaret/Karaoke Lounge. All shows free w/entree, Karaoke in goldfish pond room. WEDS: Mistress Formika. THURS: Bitchy comedy by Hedda Lettuce. FRI & SAT: Miss Understood, Victoria Westin, Bianca la Bianca & Angelique Ali. SUN & MON: "Fresh as a Douche" with Baby Jane Doe. TUES: Victoria Westin.

 

LUDLOW BAR

165 Ludlow St. (betw. Houston & Stanton Sts.), 353-0536. WEDS: OPEN: DJ Diamond David Lee spins all types of dance music incl. triphop & jazz-funk; 10, free. THURS: ORGY: Time Out New York's clubs editor Adam Goldstone spins a mix of funk, r&b & house; 10, free. FRI: NO MERCY RHYTHMS: Hirotaka spins world music that's danceable; 10, free. SAT: SPICY: Disco, house & Latin with DJ Jarad; 10, free. SUN: TOGETHER: DJ Greg Poole mixes everything from AC/DC to house; 10, free. MON: LOW PROFILE: DJ Qool Marv, the hardest working DJ in town, keeps it on the LP with acid jazz, UK soul & groove classics. This is one of the best, longest-running Monday parties around; 10, free. TUES: RESURRECTION: DJ Stormin' Norman spins old school hiphop, soul classics & reggae; 10, free.

 

luvbuzz

1438 3rd Ave. (betw. 81st & 82nd St.), 717-0100. SUN: THE HIVE: Monthly meeting of pep boyz & lesbians who have that good hair kickin' it to the best DJs as they spin some old school, soulful garage, house, r&b, disco & classic soul; 8, $4-7.

M&R BAR

264 Elizabeth St. (betw. Houston & Prince Sts.), 226-0559. FRI: SOUL HEAVEN: DJ Alex Q spins soul classics & underground tunes, from Aretha to Sun Ra; 10, free.

 

MADAME X

94 W. Houston St. (betw. LaGuardia Pl. & Thompson St.), 539-0808. THURS: MÉNAGE: DJ Timmy Richardson spins classic soul, r&b, hiphop & salsa to rid you of those work-week blues?Chivas Regal drink specials 8-9:30; 5-1, free.

 

MERCURY LOUNGE

217 E. Houston St. (betw. Ludlow & Essex Sts.), 260-4700. Also see "Rock." FRI: AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT: Downtown rock venue hosts dance night feat. DJ $mall Change (from WFMU) spinning an assortment of danceable tunes?Elvis to Black Elvis; 12, $3.

 

MICA BAR

252 E. 51st St. (2nd Ave.), 888-2453. WEDS: DJ Qool Marv spins warm, jazzy r&b?think Maxwell, Sade, Erykah Badu, D'Angelo, Jazzyfatnastees; 8, free.

 

MOTHER

432 W. 14th St. (Washington St.), 366-5680 or www.mothernyc.com. WED: CONTEMPT!: The next generation of goth/industrial (this time it's white tennis jumpsuits, white headbands, white nail polish, white Reebok hightops & acidwashed jeans) is unpretentious (must be the clothes), relaxed & ready to go to Mother every 2nd Wed. of the month; 10, $5-7. THURS: LONG BLACK VEIL: Throw off those white clothes because it's old-school goth night?no jeans, t-shirts or sneakers. Dress goth-jiggy (like a black Avirex over your bodice). An alternative night for alternative people, like you, you resplendent goth hedonist. Hosted by Father Todd, with DJs Ian Fford, Jason & Lestat; 10:30, $7-10. FRI: CLIT CLUB: Millie & DM spin house, techno & some backroom lounge at NY's longest-running dance party for gay women & their friends. Tonight's theme is "Love Clit Club Style;" 10, $9, $3 before 11. SAT: CLICK & DRAG: Mother's weekly cyber-fetish party gets bestial, with equine- & canine-themed performances, set to techno, industrial & hard house. This week it's "Vampire Vixens from Venus;" 10:30, $15, $5-$10 reduced. TUES: THE HOUSE OF DOMINATION'S FETISH EMPORIUM: It's the very last House of D night, so we'll be serving you with the most fetishistic stuff to hurt you when you want to be healed (sexually). Dress appropriately; 10, $5-15.

 

NAKED LUNCH

17 Thompson St. (betw. Canal & Grand Sts.), 343-0828. TUES: SHARE LIBATIONS: DJ Qool Marv & Vouvou spin urban lounge, hiphop & world at chilled out spot that's more conducive to quality time than "being seen" by the movers & shakers, drink specials 6-9, 330-8390 for info; 7, free. WEDS: LATIN JAM: Salsa with John Benitez Latin Quartet; 9:30, free.

 

NELL'S

246 W. 14th St. (betw. 7th & 8th Aves.), 675-1567. Also see "Rock." WEDS: CUBANSOUL/WORLDBEAT CAFE: Live play upstairs & "Worldbeat Cafe" downstairs feat. Haitian & African music, www.cubansoul.com for info; 9, $7-$10. THURS: BLACK CHERRY SOUL: Roland Skinner, Thomas Moller, Scott Harrison & Egizio host a night both for couples & singles looking to make one. A mostly-of-color crowd packs Nell's for live reggae bands upstairs, DJs Larry Blaze & Eric LaPeau spinning r&b, hiphop & reggae down, www.blackcherrysoul.com for info; 10, $10.

 

NEVER

245 Houston St. (Norfolk St.), 674-7788. WEDS: DEEP SEE: Cductive staff hosts night of rare grooves with DJs Samba, Kali & Yeshua da Poed, 10, free. FRI: NEVERLAND: DJ Prozac plays techno, ambient & electro to a sake-sipping, fish-supping clientele; 10, free. TUES: SNAFU: DJ Henry Hall & Simeon deliver mix of progressive house with touch of tribal; 10, free.

 

NO MOORE

234 W. Broadway (White St.), 925-2901. SAT: LA RUMBA: Live afro-cuban music, complete with free dance lessons; Live music with Nelson Gonzalez, Son Mudano & Jimmy Bosh at 10:30 & 12, lessons at 8:30, $10.

 

NOWBAR

22 7th Ave. S. (Leroy St.), 293-0323 or www.glowgirl.com. THURS: GLORYA WHOLESOME'S TRANNIE CHASER: Glorya Wholesome & Gil's party for transsexuals, cross-dressers & their admirers is getting quite a pick up lately, attracting a well-heeled, sophisticated crowd of the curious, the practiced & the merely voyeuristic. Guest DJs spins a mix of house, disco, campy show tunes & anything else that would make a drag queen squeal. Drag shows each week feat. the creme-de-la-creme of Glorya's friends?this week s/he brings you DJs Carter & Grim; 10, $15, $10 for women & dressed trannies. FRI: BYZANTIUM: Resident DJs Delchi, Sacred & Rexx haunt you with medieval, electronica, gloom, Arabian Nights & gothic while you read poetry upstairs, breath taken away by the artificial waterfalls & lasers; 10, $5-8. SAT: GLORYA WHOLESOME'S TRANNIE CHASER LIVING LEGENDS: Glorya Wholesome & Gil's party for transsexuals & cross-dressers?special guest Tina Sparkles; 10, $15-$20, $10 for women & dressed trannies.

 

NV

289 Spring St. (Hudson St.), 929-NVNV. WED: AFTER-WORK NETWORK PARTY: Business casual dress for the best of reggae, r&b, classics & house, schmooze with P.R. & music industry-types, drink Stoli-flavored drinks & enjoy the free buffet; 6, ladies free until 8, men $5 before 9, $10 otherwise. THURS: NVIOUS: DJ Ted Dillinger spins old school hiphop downstairs, while DJ Boris turns out house music on main floor, hosted by Artie, Joey, Anthony Michael, Dino A.C. & Chris A.C; 10, $15-$20. SUN: PASSION SUNDAYS: Weekly party with DJ Dee Wiz & Kaori spinnin' hiphop, r&b & classics?strict dress code, call 685-1509 for info.; 10:30, ladies free before 11, $20 otherwise.

 

OHM

16 W. 22nd St. (betw. 5th & 6th Aves.), 229-2000. THURS: FLIRT: Dinner at 8, music by DJs Eddie & Justin with open bar 10-11; 10; free 8-10, $20 after. FRI: EGO: Damon, Richie Romero, Anthony Michael & Jean Claude host house/hiphop/funk party; 10 $20, women free before 12. SAT: SKY: Weekly progressive party feat. dance, house & r&b flava: 8, $20, free before 10.

 

OPALINE

85 Ave. A (betw. 5th & 6th Sts.), 475-5050. WEDS: HOLLYWOOD: Hiphop party with DJ Hiro spinnin', 10, $10. THURS: SAY IT LOUD: DJ Qool Marv moves his long-running party to Opaline's dance floor mixing hiphop, soul, r&b & reggae?if you're straight & reasonably confident, you should have a good time at this diverse congregation of attractive 20-somethings; 10, $5-$7.

 

ORCHARD BAR

200 Orchard St. (betw. Houston & Stanton Sts.), 673-5350. WEDS: ECOUTÉ: DJ Chillfreez spins "intelligent smooth grooves for the discerning ear;" 10, free. THURS: DJ Nod spins breakbeats & Latin favorites, 9, free. FRI: ROYAL FUNK: Mix of drum 'n' bass, house & Brazilian music with Wayne on the tables, 10, free. SUN: TABLEMANNERS: All female DJs?Steel, Doomer & Chicago?spin hiphop & drum 'n' bass; 10, free.

 

PAGEANT

109 E. 9th St. (betw. 3rd & 4th Aves.), 529-5333 or www.nyc-swing.com. FRI: SNACK-PACK: Weekly party with DJ Tuesdae spinnin' 60s lounge, 70s disco, 80s hits & 90s pop, hiphop, house & go-go dancers; 10; $5, free before 12. MON: SWINGIN' MONDAYS: Miss Hi-Fi Honey spins classic swing music between sets by Flipped Fedoras, www.nycswing.com for reduced list. Dance lessons start at 8; 10-1, $5, $25 per couple incl. prix fixe, adm. & dance lesson.

 

PUNCH

913 B'way (betw. 20th & 21st Sts.), 673-6333. SAT: KNOCKOUT: DJ Eli continues to serves up dancehall, hiphop & classics at party's new location; 11, free. MON: GETAWAY MONDAYS: Afterwork party feat. DJs Spinna, Qool Marv & Goldfinger; 8, free until 11.

 

PYRAMID

101 Ave. A (6th St.), 473-7184. WEDS: FREE ZONE: A night for queers, trannies & other polysexuals, feat. garage, hiphop, funk & house on the main floor, & jungle & ultralounge downstairs; $5, $3 before 11 w/flyer. FRI: 1984: Dark & sweaty den pumps out the 80s hits for nostalgia worshippers, hairless 20-something pretty boys & general weirdoes; 10, $5. SAT: WARD 6: Father Jeff spins industrial, new wave, synth-pop, & industrial while Jason gets the crowd movin' in the Holy Office; 11, $7. SUN: GODDESS: Glorya Wholesome hosts yet another party, this one celebrating "fierce feminine glamour" with performances by "New York's most fabulous showgirls" incl. Tina Sparkles, Eva Love & the hostess herself, Miss Wholesome. House & drag tunes by DJ Raymond, DJ Carter & DJ Relentless, www.glowgirl.com; 11, women $10, men $15.

 

RAVEN CAFE

194 Ave. A (betw. 12th & 13th Sts.), 529-4712. WEDS: MURDER: Scrounge up your finest black duds for some deathrock, punk, psychobilly & goth with DJs Charlie the Slut & Mark Splatter at 11, open acoustic mic 7-11; free. THURS: SYNTHESIS: 80s synth-pop spun by DJ Malfunction; 10, free. FRI: BETTY: DJ Mister Paul Morden salutes Betty Page with swamp rock (aka garage), psychobilly, surf, punk, even some bad ol' country; 11, free. SAT: SKA & SOUL: Just this weekend only, Johnny Metro, Brown Hornet, Agent & Jay & the rest of the Well-Sussed, Heavy-Mannered crew serve you with the heavy heavy monster sound; 10, free. SUN: NIGHTPORTER: DJ's Skellington & Dark Angel spin goth, industrial & new wave; 9, free. MON: HEAVY MANNERS MONDAY: DJ's Marvelous Hagler, Johnny Metro, Agent Jay & Upsetter FC play reggae & all of its offshoots or antecedents?ska, rocksteady, roots rockers & dub; 9, free. TUES: WELL SUSSED TUESDAY: DJs Marvelous Hagler & Johnny Metro spin Motown, mod, psych & everything Nuggets; 9, free.

 

REBAR

127 8th Ave. (16th St.), 627-1680. FRI: FREAK: Hiphop, r&b & soul classics rock the house, pres. by Blue Entertainment; 11. SAT: WILD CHILD: Dance to hiphop, funk & soul; 11, $5, women free before 11. MON: PHAB: Rob Fernandez has got the formula right. Not only is Phab the banjee boy's most important night of the week, but the hets & house lovers are getting hip to the game too, 582-PHAB for info; free until 11:30, $5. TUES: SHAME: DJ Adria spins best & worst of 80s & 90s; 8, $5.

 

RESTAURANT 147

147 W. 15th St. (betw. 6th & 7th Aves.), 560-4312. SUN: SUNDAY SOUL LOUNGE: Hi-fashion cats gather to hear DJ Soulfinger Sam & guest DJs spin funk, classics, reggae & hiphop sounds; 10, 726-1309 for info.

 

rising cafe

185 5th Ave. (betw. Sackett St. & Berkeley Pl.), 718-789-6340. SAT: RISING CAFE PRESENTS: DJ Lady K gives you the best of the 80s. Keep rising, medina green; 9, $5.

 

RIVERTOWN LOUNGE

187 Orchard St. (betw. Houston & Stanton Sts.), 388-1288. WEDS: SHAME: Drink specials for those leaving their self respect at the door; 9, free. THURS: SOUL CHANGO: Salsa, mambo & Brazilian tunes spun by La Loca; 9, free. SUN: GRAVY: DJ Bisquitio serves Gravy with Otter & Harmony groovin' for you; 10, free. MON: SCATALOGICS: Open turntables! Sign up for a half-hour slot, first come, first served, guest talent fills in the gaps; 9, free.

 

ROOM 205

205 Thompson St. (betw. Bleecker & W. 3rd Sts.), 946-6307. MON: SUGA IN THE RAW: Master Neil & Mistress Monica host DJ St. George's international deep house & DJ Ivory Luvor's classic lounge?open bar 11-12; 9, $5-$10.

 

ROXY

515 W. 18th St. (betw. 10th & 11th Aves.), 645-5156. WEDS: ROLLERSKATING/BLADING WEDNESDAYS: Skate to 70s Disco, bring your own or rent them here; 8, $12/$15. FRI: BIG FRIDAYS: DJ Boris spins tribal house tracks to a career-track group of heterosexual 20-somethings; 11, $20. SAT: ROXY SATURDAYS: Victor Calderone & special guests spin anesthetizing mix of hard/trance house for muscled-up gay men, Kevin Aviance hosts, Andy Anderson in the upstairs lounge; 11, $25.

 

SAPPHIRE

249 Eldridge St. (betw. Houston & Stanton Sts.), 777-5153. Half priced drinks 7-10. WEDS: TOO DEEP FOR SHEEP: Misbehavior from Subterranea London spins hiphop, reggae & rare grooves for a crowd of music lovers; 10, free. THURS: STRAIGHT UP: There is probably no better bargain than Sapphire. DJ E-Man spins whatever he wants (but tends to stick to hiphop, house, classics & reggae) while downing multiple rounds of scotch & soda; 10, $3. FRI: VARIETY: DJ Jazzy Nice spins house & classics; 10, $5. SAT: INFINITY: DJ Seth K spins house, classics, old school, hiphop & Latin; $5. SUN: BOOM BOOM ROOM: DJ Don S. mixes deep house, old skool, reggae & classics; $.99. MON: SLEAZE FACTOR: After-hours music at happy hour time. Deep house, breaks, tech-house & all manner of beat-based dance music with residents Adam Goldstone, Peter Anthony, DJ Brian, Ashley Warren, Rick Salzer, Darek Marin spin; 7, $5 incl. one drink. TUES: TOUCH TUESDAYS: DJ Milton brings WNYU's "Candy Store" to Sapphire, hosted by Hector Cruz of House Nations; 10, free.

 

shampu

9 Ave. A (betw. Houston & E. 2nd Sts.), 646-602-2590. SUN: Drink, eat, dance & reminisce while DJ Wrath spins the best of the 70s & 80s, come as you are; 8, free.

 

SHINE

285 W. Broadway (Canal St.), 941-0900. TUES: PROHIBITED BEATZ: The untouchable drummer Jojo Mayer presents the next wave of drum n' bass, highlighting new developments in DJ culture with resident DJs Swingsett & Yoshi & MC TC Izlam of the Zulu Nation; 11, $5-10.

 

XVI

16 1st Ave. (betw. 1st & 2nd Sts.), 260-1549. THURS: VAMPYROS LESBOS: DJ Franc O's 60s/soundtrack/exotica/gogo party. Check out the custom chrome-plated gogo cage for the "crypt dancers," cheesy slide & video projections & enough Jess Franco clips to last a lifetime. As always, dancers Viva Knievel, Manuela & Jaiko Suzuki take to the tabletops; 11, $7.

 

SMACKMELLON

56 Water St. (Main St.), Brooklyn, 718-834-8761. SAT: VERTIGO-GO 2000: A benefit for the nation's only off-campus freeform radio station, WFMU. Will it compare to the 1998 NJ hardcore festival? Performers incl. DJ Spooky, Jo Jo Mayer's Nerve, DJ Logic, & Thurston Moore?while it's improbable that any light bulbs will be broken over the soundman's head, this is not a spectacle to be missed; 5, $10.

 

S.O.B.'s

204 Varick St. (Houston St.), 243-4940. Also see "World Music." SAT: CARNIVAL! Weekly Brazilian Samba party; 2 a.m., $18.

 

SPEEED

20 W. 39th St. (betw. 5th & 6th Aves.), 719-9867. THURS: MIDNIGHT TURNTABLE KNOCKERS: DJ S&S & DJ Max Glazer spin hiphop in the main room. In the Vinyl Room, Digital Konfusion pres. "Frequency," hiphop, house & more with DJs Odyssey, Joe Joe & Madness; 10, $20. FRI: SPICE FRIDAYS: Hot 97 DJ CoCo Chanel spins hiphop, reggae & r&b in the main room. Classics, reggae & house in the upstairs rooms; 10, $30 men, $20 women. SAT: SPEED SATURDAYS: Weekend crowds pack into Speeed for hiphop, r&b & reggae on the main floor by DJs Doo Wop & Cipha Sounds. DJ Frank Delour spins classic house in the Vinyl Room & it's salsa & merengue upstairs with DJ Clear. Rock & roll could never ever hiphop like this; 10, $20-$25. SUN: SUNDAY MASS: DJs Merritt, Cleveland, O.S & Surg spin deep house, tribal & latin house, hiphop, salsa, merengue & bachata on four floors; 11, $10.

 

SPY BAR

101 Greene St. (betw. Prince & Spring Sts.), 343-9000. WED: BAILA!: Kristey Lamb, one of NYC's premiere dance instructors, teaches tango, salsa, meringue, mamba & more, followed by an all-out dance party; 10, $10-15. SUN: GOOD TIMES SUNDAYS: Eclectic mix of Hiphop, disco & classics spun by DJ Arson & Lapeau, 561-9649 for info; 10, $10-$20.

 

ST. BART'S CAFE & DANCE HALL

109 E. 50th St. (Park Ave.), 888-2664. THURS & SAT: PURE COUNTRY: Line dance mania with DJ Alan Kohn. Training provided; 7:15, $10. FRI: SWING: This week with the Central Park Stompers. Get lively with the next big thing of 1998; 8, $10.

teddy's bar & Grill

96 Berry St. (N.8th St.), Brooklyn, 718-384-9787. WED: DANCE ATTACKS: Tapping & improvisation courtesy of Andrew Nemr & Hayes Greenfield. Other dancers welcome, bring your battle taps; 9:30, free.

 

tennessee mountain

121 W. 45th St. (betw. 6th & 7th Aves.), 869-4545. MON: PURE COUNTRY: See St. Bart's listing above for details.

 

the web

40 E. 58th St. (betw. Madison & Park Aves.), 308-1546. SAT: THE PLAYGROUND: Foxy Lady performs, Perfidia & Punanhi (no joke) dance for you, DJ Mosley does the rest; 9, $8-10. MON: WEB A GO GO: The very best in male exotic dancing; 10, $5.

 

13

35 E. 13th St. (betw. University Pl. & B'way), 979-6677. WEDS: BEEP: Weekly party, musical format is mostly house & techno, spun by Pankaj & Stone?2-for-1 drinks 10-11; 10, free. SAT: STACKED: Popular disco night with bankers & model-chasers; 10, $5-$10. SUN: SHOUT!: Steve & Pedro host this one-year-&-going-strong 60s dance party. Guest DJs keep things; 11, free.

 

TUNNEL

220 12th Ave. (27th St.), 695-4682. FRI: tunnel Fridays: Eddie Baez rules the main floor with hard house for the outer borough enthusiasts. In the side rooms, a virtual party mall: Alex Lauderstein with more hard house in the Cosmic Cavern, "Vision 21" art series hosted by New Age Productions throughout the club, Michael James & Jean Claude host funk, hiphop & classics at "Supreme Soul" on the mezzanine, "Boy O Boy" party in the Chandelier Room & Junior Corrales' "Aura" in the New Room;10, $20. SAT: kurfew tunnel Saturdays: DJs Steven Zor, Frank Alvee & Anton spin hard house on main floor, classics in the Kenny Scharf room; 10, $15-$20.

 

12 WEST

12 W.21st St. (betw. 5th & 6th Aves.), 206-7770. WED: BEAUTIFUL WEDNESDAYS: Get beautiful with Hex Hector & Lenny Fontana at this Underground Network function; 11, $8-12.

 

TWILO

530 W. 27th St. (betw. 10th & 11th Aves.), 268-1600 or www.twiloclub.com. SAT: JUNIORVERSE: Junior Vasquez, who doesn't go on until 3 a.m. at the earliest, stretches his night well into Sunday morning...it's the return of the 6 a.m.-noon party session; 11, $20-$25.

 

TWIRL

208 W. 23rd St. (betw. 7th & 8th Aves.), 929-8900 or www.kurfew.com. FRI: 4PLAY 4RIDAYS: Dance party catering to young gay men & woman?guest DJs each week; E-mail your musical requests to playlist@kurfew.com; 10, $10-$20.

 

2 I's

248 W. 14th St. (betw. 7th & 8th Aves.), 807-1775. THURS: BREAKIN': Exhibit A's weekly party feat. different DJs every week; 10, $10, $8 reduced. SAT: LOVELY: Promoters Lorie, E-Man & Lola join Soraya in hosting a mixed crowd eager to dance to hiphop, reggae, funk & deep house. DJs Qool Marv, Spinna, Cosi & Mighty Mi keep the upstairs dancefloor pumping with a mix of hiphop, reggae & classics. DJ E-Man resurrects the dark & cozy "Chameleon Lounge," with mix of funk, soul, deep house, Latin & classics. A City Harvest benefit this week?please bring canned goods; 560-4312 or www.studio9.com/Lovely for info; 10, women free before 11, $10-$15. MON: REGGAE LOUNGE: Every Monday Ed & Dave D with host Timika as they play that real good lover's rock & more; 10, $10-$15, ladies free before 11.

 

VANITY

28 E. 23rd St. (betw. B'way & Park Ave. S.), 254-6117. WED: SOUL THURSDAYS: DJ Gus spins r&b, soul, hiphop, classics & reggae at this after-work party for mature clientele; 5, free. THURS: PHYSICS: Weekly drum 'n' bass party hosted by Mathematics crew. Residents DB, Dara, Blueline & Roy Dank, with emcee Jonny Z hold it down for weekly guests, 946-1998 for info; 11, $5-$10. FRI: VANITY FRIDAYS: DJs Arson & Goldfinger spin hiphop & house in the Soul Lounge while DJ Nomad spins disco, pop & Latin in the Velvet Lounge; 10, $10-$15, women free before midnight. SAT: FREAKY: Two floors of bangin' music with residents Danny Buddha Morales, Benji Candllario, Oscar Poche, Juan Coon from WBLS & DJ Phenix; 10, $10, $7 w/invite. TUES: LATINO CAFE: Weekly after-work party featuring salsa, meringue & worldbeat. This week, Phunky Data Press Party with Edel Music America & Hi-Fi Princess; 5-10, free. SUPER FUNK: Deep house for an industry crowd, feat. weekly guests; 10, $10.

 

VELVET LOUNGE

223 Mulberry St. (betw. Prince & Spring Sts.), 946-1908. FRI: LA CHAZA: Friday stop-over for a little of everything?bossa nova, drum 'n' bass, rare groove, hosted by Monica Pineda?over Cosmos in Velvet's upstairs lounge, 946-1908 for DJ lineup & info; 10, free.

 

VIG BAR

12 Spring St. (Elizabeth St.), 633-6513. WEDS: TANKED: Scuba hosts & spins new party with JMZ, Joel T. & Robb Hart rounding out the hard-edged, electronic dance sounds being spun at; 10, free.

 

VINYL

6 Hubert St. (betw. Hudson & Greenwich Sts.), 343-1379. WEDS: DANCE RITUAL: "Little Louie" returns for another Dance Ritual party, playing soul, & funky jazz beats; 9, $10-$12, $7 before 10. THURS: SOUL SEARCH: Premiere night of dance classics, funk, soul, house, world beat & more with DJ Spinna & DJ Cucumber Slice (a.k.a. Bobbito the Barber); 11, $10-15. FRI: BE YOURSELF: Danny Tenaglia spins at 11. SAT: SHELTER: An evening of rejoice. SUN: BODY & SOUL: Deep/tribal house party. Joe Claussel, Francois Kevorkian & Danny Krivit spin, 330-9169 for info; 3-10, $15.

 

VIVID

143 Madison Ave. (betw. 31st & 32nd Sts.), 545-0722. WED: INC.: New weekly afterwork social feat. hiphop & reggae upstairs & downstairs it's salsa & merengue?free buffet & drink specials until 8; 5, $10, $5 reduced, 591-1357 for info. SAT: CULTURE SHOCK SATURDAYS: Spotlight Entertainment's newest jam features Mark King spinning house, Geo on the hiphop/r&b tip & DJ Johnny Z. A sophisticate crowd gathers for flirting, drinking & the occasional spin on the dancefloor, 802-7455 for info; 11, $10-$20.

 

VOID

16 Mercer St. (Howard St.), 941-6492. Also see "Film & Video." THURS: NULL: An appropriate venue for techno & other electronic sounds: a dark bar on one end of the room, a giant video monitor (used to screen rare films & quirky art stuff) on the other. The patrons are bathed in a blue, Trinitronic cast as they nod their heads to guest selectors; 10:30, free. FRI: SOHO SURF PARTY FOR CLEAN OCEANS: Want to clean up New York Harbor? Of course you do. So come hear the the dulcet tones of the Slacks, followed by Lisbeth & The Lancelots. Performance artist Gecko will entertain you as he dresses up like the Silver Surfer, ranting about how Alec Empire stole his gimmick. It's also a millenial Christmas party; 8, $10. TUES: BASE: Ambient groove, electronica & drum 'n' bass by guest selectors; 10:30, free.

 

WEBSTER HALL

125 E. 11th St. (betw. 3rd & 4th Aves.), 353-1600. FRI: NETPARTY: After-work party for the upwardly mobile. Jeans & sneakers not allowed, business attire requested; 6, $10. SUN: ROCK 'N' ROLL SUNDAYS: Get your "rocks off" every week with DJ Chrissy & Georgie Seville; 10, $20, $10 w/invite.