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9 Great Jones St. (betw. B'way & Lafayette St.), 212-604-4224. MON: KONKRETE JUNGLE: NY's longest running drum 'n' bass party?regular DJs incl. Cassien, del Mar, SoulSlinger, Swingsett, Odi & guests; 10:30, $10.
ALYCHYMY
12 Ave. A (betw. Houston & 2nd Sts.), 212-477-9050. THURS: THUMP: DJ Eleven spins hiphop, r&b & reggae; 10, free.
ALPHABET LOUNGE
104 Ave. C (7th St.), 212-780-0202. THURS: TROPICAL THURSDAYS: Catch the hi-life w/DJ Loka (Soul Chango) with Afro-Cuban, Latin jazz & mambo tunes, 212-592-3138 for info; 9:30, free. FRI: URBAN ROOTS: Soulful grooves spun by Mario Roberto & DJ Loka; 10.
ANGEL
174 Orchard St. (betw. Houston & Stanton Sts.), 212-780-0313. No cover. WEDS: MELTING POT: E-man (Bang the Party) hosts yet another night of exotic music, but mainly r&b, classics & hiphop w/DJ Will Taylor rebroadcast Sat. on 91.9 FM, 917-449-5253 for info; 9-2 a.m. THURS: ETHER: DJs Courage, Saskai, Ruido, Malik, FFlood & Keinyo spin dub, ambient & electro blipperings; 10. FRI: COMBUSTIBLE: DJ Scratch Famous from Chicago's seminal Deadly Dragon Soundsystem spins old school hiphop, Latin beats & dancehall; 10. SAT: EXCURSIONS: DJ Language pres. mix of rare grooves, old school/underground hiphop, breakbeats & dub; 10. MON: HEAVEN: 70s & 80s classics spun by DJ Sam, Holly takes over at midnight; 8, free. TUES: HOT CALALOO: New weekly hiphop & dub party feat. DJ Cucumber Slice.
ARIA
539 W. 21st (betw. 10th St. & W.S. Highway), 212-229-1618. FRI: FRIDAY NIGHT PARTY: DJs Corbett & Troia are always on hand with house & tech-house. This week: DJ Troia turns 25; 10, $10-$15.
AUBETTE
119 E. 27th St. (betw. Park & Lexington Aves.), 212-686-5500. WEDS: STACKED DECK: $mall Change keeps the loungy atmosphere social with underground hiphop, deep house & groovy break; 8, free. MON: STOLEN MOMENTS: WFMU's DJ $mall Change spins jazz & blues for a swanky uptown crowd from 8-2, free.
BABY JUPITER
170 Orchard St. (Stanton St.), 212-982-BABY. See also "Rock 'n' Roll." TUES: CLARK GAYTON'S EPICENTER: LES's weekly Buena Vista Social Club? feat. weekly guests?you never who may turn up?Q-tip or members from the Lenny Kravtz band; 10-1, $5.
BAR CODE
1540 B'way (46th St.), 212-869-9397. Open 24 hours/day seven days a week. THURS: GET YOUR GAME ON: DJ Etienne Deyans spins in between Pac-Man with open bar until 11; 10; free.
BAR 169
169 E. B'way (betw. Jefferson & Rutgers St.), 212-219-1244. THURS: LOCA'S LOUNGE: DJ Houdini spins tribal music & DJ Heckel serves up hiphop, classics & salsa for an eclectic crowd; 10; $5-$10.
BARAZA
133 Ave. C (betw. 8th & 9th Sts.), 212-539-0811. WEDS: THIAROYE: DJ Dakar plays roots reggae & drum 'n' bass; 10, free. THURS: BARAZA THURSDAY: Infectious Latin rhythms, provided by Laz; 10, free. MON: DIGGS 2000: Get rid of the Monday blues w/house, r&b & dance music; 10, free. TUES: EMBASSY: Night of breakbeats, triphop, illbient, ambient, slambient, jungle & minimal intelligent ecclectika with DJs Philter & Elrod; 10, free.
BARMACY
538 E. 14th St. (betw. Aves. A & B), 212-228-2240. THURS: ROCK 'n' ROLL DRUGSTORE: That Guy Tom explores the sonic universe between pre-punk & punk proper, spinning Iggy, MC5, the NY Dolls, Dead Boys, Sonics, etc.; 10, free. FRI: SQUARESVILLE: Dr. Ringding & Slim Chance play anything from "guitar & sax grind" to punk, soul & metal; 10, free. SAT: STRANGE CARGO: DJ Blind Chilly Stingray spins hillbilly swing, jump blues, 60s r&b & Brit-rock; 10, free. SUN: CHURCH: Start the week right?praise the Lord than throw back a few with music with a sneer!?The Rolling Stones, MC5, PIL, The Criminals, Dead Moon & gospel on the hour, every hour; 10, free. MON: ASS OUT MONDAY: DJ BIG DJ spins dirty blues music, honkey tonk & twisted rockabilly; 10. free. TUES: GLITTERATI: Legal exposure & gyration, courtesy of the generous Miss Eliesha, Lady Ace & (occasionally) Loverboy; 10, free.
BEAUTY BAR
231 E. 14th St. (betw. 2nd & 3rd Aves.), 212-539-1389. Half priced drinks 'til 9. THURS: FAT THURSDAY: New Orleans r&b, Mardi Gras style, with the Professor; 10, free. FRI: MEDIUM RARE: WBAI's DJ Monk1 spins deep 60s & 70s groove, city soul, & Jamaican r&b; 10, free. SUN: THE SUNDAY NIGHT DRIVE-IN: You know you're having a good time if you can smack your own ass?60s garage, glam & 70 rock with Redskull; 10, free. MON: FLYING JINNY: Shecky Wrek spins it all; 10, free. TUES: TRUCK STOP TUESDAY: The Professor gives the truckers in the house the country they've been looking for. Bring your CB radio & favorite Wrangler shirt; 10, free.
BLACK BETTY
366 Metropolitan Ave. (Havemeyer St.), 718-599-0243, Williamsburg, 718-599-0243. THURS: DUBOLOGY: Trumystic Sound System unleashes roots reggae; 11, free. FRI: KING OF WILLIAMSBURG: That would be DJ CAV who spins hiphop classics; 11, free. SAT: THE SKINNY: Jambalaya of funk, bad-ass old rock, garage soul & more by DJ O-Ramma; 11, free.
BLACK STAR BAR
92 2nd Ave. (betw. 5th & 6th Sts.), 212-254-4747. FRI: CHAISE LOUNGE: Bruce Tantum spins loungy to tech house; 10, free. SAT: BLACK STAR LOUNGE: Lemuel spins disco to Massive Attack; 10, free. SUN: JETSET: DJ Paul & John spins 80s classics; 9, free. MON: GETTIN' LUCKY: DJ Jolene spins deep house & soul; 10, free. TUES: EASY STAR REGGAE TUESDAYS: King Crown International spins roots, dub & dancehall, all with a conscious/positive angle. Bo! Jamaican eats are available; 8, free.
BOTANICA
47 E. Houston St. (betw. Mulberry & Mott Sts.), 212-343-7251. WEDS: SOUL PARTY: DJ Mr. Fine Wine spins classic soul 45's; 10, free. FRI: COOL HAND LUKE: Saint Luke spins whatever he feels like, but it's mostly rock, jungle & triphop; 10, free. MON: POWERLOUNGE!: DJ Shakey spins just about everything from rock to jazz, order take-out straight to the bar; 8-1, free. TUES: BOTANICA TUESDAYS: DJs Jes Grew & DJ Sol spin reggae, hiphop, jungle & blues; 9, free.
captain cafÉ
196 Orchard St. (Houston St.), 212-477-1033. THURS: GODDESSES: It's expanding...the party for the large & in charge; 8-1 a.m., free.
CENTRO-FLY
45 W. 21 St. (betw. 5th & 6th Aves.), 212-613-0900. FRI: ALLEGORY & METAPHOR: Kenny Larkin & Ulysses celebrate release of Sean Season's new CD; 10, $10-$20.
CHALERA
330 W. 38th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 212-244-7101. FRI: TOUCH: Regulars Sean Hall & Billy Shane spin with DJ $mall Change manning the chill room; 10, $10-$15.
CHAOS
225 E. Houston St. (Essex St.), 212-475-3200. WEDS: CANDYLAND: Unik, Kyky & Dimitri hosts night; 10. FRI: CHAOS FRIDAYS: Damon & Joey Morrissey spin house, hiphop & lounge; 11, $15-20.
CHEETAH
12 W. 21st St. (betw. 5th & 6th Aves.), 212-206-7770. No sneakers, hats, jeans or athletic gear, ever. WEDS: GROOVE'S PARADISE: Sophisticated downtowners gather for night of hiphop, reggae & r&b; 10, $20. THURS: CLIQUE: House & dance hits upstairs, soul & lounge in the Red Room; 10, $20. FRI: GBH: Cor blimey, it's Great British House with Anthony Macaroni & Lil' Roma; 10, $20. SAT: CHEETAH SATURDAYS: Rob Rydell spins house while DJ Arson burns hiphop, r&b & reggae in the red room?open bar 10-11; 10, $15-$20. SUN: BOYS NITE: Rob Fernandez & Mark Nelson pres. Cheetah's weekly gay night; 10, $10. MON: PURR: Mixed crowd breaks a sweat to hiphop, reggae & r&b; 11, $25 men, $7 for the ladies. TUES: 12 WEST: Disco legend Nicky Siano (Studio 54) hosts new party with Jackie McCloy, 877-TWELVEWEST for info; 9-1, $10.
CHELSEA BREWING COMPANY
Pier 59 (Chelsea Piers), 212-336-6440. MON: BREW CRUISE: Free CBC ale & wine plus DJ & dancing; 6:30, $30-$35.
cHINA CHALET
47 B'way (betw. Morris & Exchange Sts.), 212-943-4380. SAT: GODDESSES: Parties for big, beautiful women & men & their admirers. This week, "Latin Dance Contest;" 9-3:30, $20, incl. 2 drinks.
CLUB NY
252 W. 43rd St. (betw. B'way & 8th Ave.), 212-997-9510. THURS: PRESTIGE: An evening of salsa & merengue but not ignoring reggae & hiphop; 9, $10-$20. FRI: LATIN FLAVOR: Spanish rock & pop with no subtitles; 10, $10-$15. SAT: PASAPORTE LATINO: See Friday plus house & classics in VIP lounge; 10, $10-$20. SUN: VIVA MEXICO: Cumbia, rancho & classics party; 8:30, $15, ladies free.
COUP
506 E. 6th St. (betw. Aves. A & B), 212-979-2815. THURS: BUTTERFLY: Queer neighborhood bash feat. good music, garden & lounge with DJ Darryl plus guests; 10, $3-$5.
DRINKLAND
339 E. 10th St. (betw. Aves. A & B), 212-228-2435 or www.drinkland.com No cover except Sundays. WEDS: OXYGEN: Techno, blipperings & beats by DJs Redboy & Kojak with special guests; 10, free. THURS: KINKY THURSDAYS: Ursula 1000 selected guests spin trip-hop & groovy beats; 10, free. SUN: TESTPRESS SUNDAYS: Resident DJ Swingsett invites selectors Cassien, Lion, Seoul, Reid Speed, Dinesh, Delmar, Carol C., Yoshi, Christian Bruna & many others for an "in rotation" series of drum 'n' bass, roots, hiphop & breakbeats. Cheap drinks; 9, $3. MON: DJ Russ S.O.S. & friends offer up a trip-hop, soulful night; 10, free. TUES: TOKYO LUCKY HOLE: Rotating DJs incl. DJ Silver, Plexus, Czko, Stripcentre, Don Rainwater, MTA & more. Spinning all new minimal techno, techhouse & experimental; 10, free.
EAU
193 B'way (betw. 20th & 21st St.), 212-358-86-47. THURS: VAMPYROS LESBOS: DJ Franc O. moves his well-established party with 60s Euro Go-Go, francophone pop, softcore soundtracks & boogaloo to Eau. The go-go cage houses Manuela, Jaiko Suzuki, Melissa & their guests. Video projections from Euro sexploitation cinema. DJ Rai takes over at midnight; 10, $10.
EL FLAMINGO
547 W. 21st St. (betw. 10th & 11th Aves.), 212-243-2121. SAT: MIDNITE DISCO: DJ Hernando Patcheski spins disco & 80s; 12. MON: SWINGIN' MONDAYS: Party to Chelsea. Lo-fi Lee spins classic swing music between sets by Full Swing, www.nyc-swing.com for reduced list. Dance lessons start at 8; 9-1, $5, $25 per couple incl. prix fixe, adm. & dance lesson.
ESCUELITA
301 W. 39th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 212-631-1093. FRI: HE/SHE BAR: Go-go goddesses back that thing up, followed by contest to be "the face of Her/She"; 10-5 a.m., $8-$10.
float
240 W. 52nd St. (betw. B'way & 8th Ave.), 212-971-9445. WEDS: FLOAT: Upscale event. No sneakers or hoods. Live comedy, music & fashion shows; 6:30, $5, ladies free until midnight.
FRANK'S LOUNGE
660 Fulton St. (S. Elliot St.), Bklyn., 718-726-1322. FRI: BANG THE PARTY: Three years & still running, E-man spins the deepest house. This week: Celebrate Kid Luisi's b-day; 11, $5.
FRYING PAN
Pier 63, W. 23rd St. (12th Ave.), 212-989-6363. See also "Rock 'n' Music." THURS: MUTINY 2000: Anju, Rekha, Zakhm & guest Dinesh DJ last party of summer with visual stimulation courtesy of Kismet; 10.
FUN
130 Madison St. (betw. Pike & Market Sts.), 212-964-0303. Open daily from 8 p.m.-4 a.m., no cover. WEDS: MYSTERY MEATLOAF: Beverage of night is Colt 45 in a can; 8. THURS: DUCT TAPE: DJ Gregg Pooole & VJ Matyas; 10. FRI: DAMMIT I NEED A DRINK: DJ Swingset w/guest DJs every week; 10. SAT: BELINDAS PANTS: Feat. Ski Instructor & Dr. Goodfoot; 10. SUN: SPECIAL EVENT: Ireland's elevator DJs; 10, free. MON: POGO: DJ John Selway & Ultra Malik host evening of new wave, electronica & pop karaoke; 8. TUES: FUN & GAMES: Video game tournaments & guest DJ; 8.
GALAPAGOS
70 N. 6th St. (betw. Kent & Whythe Sts.), Williamsburg, 718-782-5188. FRI: LA RUMBA: Salsa dance party on last Friday of the month; 9:30 dance lessons, 10:30 live band, $7.
guernica
25 Ave. B (betw. 2nd & 3rd Sts.), 212-674-0984. Free unless noted. WEDS: TASTE: DJ Girlina gets funky; 10. THURS: THIRD RAIL ELECTRIK: DJ Dirty with big beats, old school rap & electronica; 10. FRI: SLIPPERY: Greg Poole spins an eclectic mix feat. everything from Basement Jazz to Detroit Rock City's favorites, Kiss; 10. SAT: FUNKY SENSATION: DJ Qool Marv spins, assisted by DJ Spinna & Stormin' Norman in the rotation; 10, free until 11, $5 afterwards. SUN: FROSTED BOOTY BEATS: Use your imagination?they didn't; free. MON: MONTUNO: Nico & Cassady spin underground house with guests; 9, free. TUES: CAMOUFLAGE 2000: New Tuesday night drum 'n' bass party w/Christian & Beau; 8.
HI-LIFE LOUNGE
1340 1st Ave. (72nd St.), 212-462-3250. THURS: SPEAKEASY NIGHT: Hustle, swing & get your grove on as this underground 90s swing scene returns tonight as Lo-Fi Lee spins cha-cha & mambo tunes alongside live performance by The Hi-Fi Honey Trio; 10, free.
HUSH
17 W. 19th St. (betw. 5th & 6th Aves.), 212-989-4874. FRI: FUSHION: DJ Richie C gives you house, Latin & "classics," while DJs Ed Swift & Fish hold court in V.I.P. lounge with hiphop, r&b & reggae, 10, $10-$20.
KING
579 6th Ave. (betw. 16th & 17th Sts.), 212-304-2365. SAT: LOVERGIRL: DJ Mary MAC heads up 3 floors of femme fatales at this lesbian hot spot. Plus go-go dancers, natch. This week: All virgos get in for free, provided you agree to scrub the bathroom floors, but you were going to do that anyway; 9:30, $8-$10.
LA BELLE EPOQUE
827 B'way (12th St.), 212-254-6436. THURS: LA RUMBA: Salsa music you can dance to every Thursday; 7, $8.
LA NOUVELLE JUSTINE
24 1st Ave. (betw. 1st & 2nd Sts.), 212-473-0516. S&M cafe with nightly fetish & verbal-abuse shows. SAT: GLAM2001: Hostesses Nikki Kane & Georgie Seville's sexy glittery glam rock party with rock 'n' roll karaoke & guest DJs; 12, $10, $5 w/invite.
LAVA LOUNGE
28 W. 20th St. (betw. 5th & 6th Aves.), 212-627-7867. SAT: LAVA SATURDAYS: DJ Repete spins house upstairs & DJ J.C. takes over in the Velvet Lounge with hiphop, reggae & r&b; 10, $15-$20, $5 w/before 11.
LUDLOW BAR
165 Ludlow St. (betw. Houston & Stanton Sts.), 212-353-0536. No cover. $3 cover Friday & Saturdays after 11 p.m. WEDS: D-Generation's Rick (aka DJ Rick) reveals his soulful side while blending hiphop, house & classic rock; 10. THURS: Nicole mixes the stiff ones while DJ John Stanier kicks the classic rock, hard rock & hiphop on the tables; 10. FRI: House, rap & reggae spun by DJ Jarad; 10. SAT: DJ John mixes everything from rap to house; 10, $3 after 11. SUN: TOGETHER: DJ Greg Poole, Pam & Terry Jackson gives you a reason to tape the Simpsons. MON: LOW PROFILE: DJ Qool Marv, keeps Ludlow's longest party hopping with acid jazz, UK soul & groove classics; 10. TUES: THE PAM & JAZZY SHOW: Just like the party name suggests?Pam & DJ Jazzy Nice host new weekly night of classic house, hiphop, soca & reggae; 10.
LULU'S PARLOUR
499 10th Ave., 2nd Fl. (38th St.), 212-244-4521. FRI: MIXTURE FRIDAYS: New venue hosts progressive house & trance night feat. Liquid's Matt Masella, Stymie & Erick Jon, email roguerla@yahoo for guestlist action; 10, $20, $10/guestlist.
the lure
409 W. 13th St. (betw. 9th & 10th Aves.), 212-741-3919. WEDS: PORK: Live all-male spanking show, "courtesy" of spankmehard.com; 10, $6.
LUSH
110 Duane St. (betw. Church St. & B'way), 212-766-1275. TUES: INTOXICA: Lo-Fi Lee spins jazz, lounge & swing plus live jazz trio every Tuesday in August; 8-12 a.m., free.
NAKED LUNCH
17 Thompson St. (betw. Canal & Grand Sts.), 212-343-0828. TUES: SHARE LIBATIONS: DJs Qool Marv & Vou Vou spin urban lounge, hiphop & world at chilled out spot that's more conducive to quality time than "being seen" by the movers & shakers, drink specials 6-9, 917-309-6101 for info; 6-1 a.m., free.
NELL'S
246 W. 14th St. (betw. 7th & 8th Aves.), 212-675-1567 or www.nells.com See also "World Music." WEDS: CUBANSOUL/WORLDBEAT CAFE: DJ Medina's old school Cuban favorites with live performance; 9, $10; Worldbeat Cafe downstairs feat. DJ Elvira with Pure Salsa, www.cubansoul.com for info; 9, $7-$10.
NEVA
28 7th Ave. S. (Leroy St.), 212-243-3166. WEDS: PURE BUTTER WEDNESDAYS: Replaces Cosmopolitan with DJ Mr. Len & DJ E-Love spinning hiphop, soul, funk & classics; 10:00, free.
95 LEONARD
95 Leonard St. (betw. Church St. & B'way), 212-343-2824. THURS: FUNBOX: New weekly party from the Scatalogics crew incl. Ulysses & Markus Miller w/weekly guests & performances, www.scatalogics.com or 212-539-4591 for info. This week, Alton Miller of Distance & Hiro of Confusion; $15.
NO MOORE
234 W. B'way (N. Moore St.), 212-925-2901. SAT: LA RUMBA: Live afro-Cuban music, complete with free dance lessons. Live music at 10:30 & 12, lessons at 8:30, $10.
NOWBAR
22 7th Ave. S. (Leroy St.), 212-293-0323 or www.glowgirl.com THURS: GLORYA WHOLESOME'S TRANNIE CHASER: Glorya Wholesome & Gil's party for transsexuals, cross-dressers & their admirers attracts a well-heeled, sophisticated crowd of the curious, the practiced & the merely voyeuristic. Guest DJs spins a mix of house, disco, campy show tunes & anything else that would make a drag queen squeal. Drag shows each week feat. the creme-de-la-creme of Glorya's superstar friends incl. Siren LaVerne Cox & Paulina of LIPS; 9, $20, $15 for women & dressed trannies. FRI: GIL T. PLEASURE'S FETISH PLANET: Fetish party feat. live performances, extreme fashions, guest DJs, themes every week & $100 prize for best dressed in theme attire (1:30 a.m.). This week, Fit To Be Tied; 10, $15-$20. SAT: GLORYA WHOLESOME'S LIVING LEGENDS: Glorya Wholesome & Gil's party for transsexuals & cross-dressers feat. Tina Sparkles; 10, $20, $15 for women & dressed trannies.
NV
289 Spring St. (Hudson St.), 212-929-NVNV. THURS: NVIOUS: DJ Ted Dillinger spins old school hiphop downstairs, while Denny Tsettos turns out house music on main floor, hosted by Artie, Joey & Damon, 212-252-3242 for more info; 10, $15-$20.
OHM
16 W. 22nd St. (betw. 5th & 6th Aves.), 212-229-2000 or www.ohmnyc.org FRI: INDULGE YOURSELF: Downtowners mix with bridge & tunnel folks for night of dancing to house music spun by DJ Mada & hiphop in the Amber room w/Big Ben; 10. SAT: NO LIMIT: Hi-energy house & techno by Jared Scream & Sebastian, while Louie Passion spins funk, soul & hiphop downstairs; 10.
PYRAMID
101 Ave. A (6th St.), 212-473-7184. FRI: 1984: Dark & sweaty den pumps out the 80s hits for nostalgia worshippers, hairless 20-something pretty boys & general weirdoes; 10, $5. SAT: PYRAMID SATURDAYS: Weekly gay dance party; 11, $6.
RAVEN CAFE
194 Ave. A (betw. 12th & 13th Sts.), 212-529-4712. Always free. WEDS: MURDER: Scrounge up your finest black duds for some deathrock, punk, psychobilly & goth with DJs Charlie the Slut & Professor Jef; 11:30. THURS: WELL SUSSED: The Who, Kinks & Sam & Dave; 9. FRI: ROCK 'N' ROLL HIGH SCHOOL: Salute to everything 80s, from the Smiths to Grandmaster Flash; 10. SAT: BOSS SOUNDS: Monthly ska/mod/soul party; 9. SUN: FLOOD: DJ Jarek with goth, industrial & new wave; 9. MON: HEAVY MANNERS MONDAY: DJ's Marvelous Hagler, Johnny Metro, Agent Jay & Upsetter FC spin reggae & all of its offshoots or antecedents?ska, rocksteady, roots rockers & dub; 9. TUES: DEVIL DOGS & PUPPET HEADS: Punk, trash & 80s with DJ's Puppet Head & Aviva; 10, free.
RIVERTOWN LOUNGE
187 Orchard St. (betw. Houston & Stanton Sts.), 212-388-1288. MON: SCATALOGICS: Open turntables continues?sign up for a half-hour slot, first come, first served, guest talent fills in the gaps. This week's guest: Mr. Robb; 9, free.
ROUTE 85A
85 Ave. A (betw. 6th & 7th Sts.), 212-673-1775. TUES: REWIND: 80s new wave, modern electro, old school, disco & "denim rock hair hits"; 11, free.
ROXY
515 W. 18th St. (betw. 10th & 11th Aves.), 800-566-6599. FRI: FRIDAY NIGHT PARTY: Salsa, merengue, house, reggae & classics by DJ Ted "Smooth" & crew; 10, free.
SACI
135 W. 41st St. (betw. 6th Ave. & B'way), 212-465-3336. WEDS: SPOILED BRAT: Hosts of Candyland at Chaos & UKD Ventures, host party that caters to NY's entertainment folks, elitists & film buffs; 10.
SAPPHIRE
249 Eldridge St. (betw. Houston & Stanton Sts.), 212-777-5153 or www.sapphirelounge.com Half priced drinks 7-10. WEDS: BARELY LEGAL: Shake it on the dance floor as DJ Justin Johnson & 3PO spin electrified breaks & funky house; 10, $3. THURS: STRAIGHT UP: DJ E-Man spins hiphop, house, classics & soul while downing multiple rounds of scotch & soda; 10, $3. FRI: VARIETY: DJ Jazzy Nice pumps the crowd with house, reggae, funk & classics; 10, $5. SAT: INFINITY: DJ Seth K spins house, classics, old school, hiphop & Latin; $5. SUN: BOOM BOOM ROOM: DJ Don S starts the week right with dancing, drinking & "spinning the mic that makes everyone happy;" 10, $.99. MON: SLEAZE FACTOR: After-hours music at happy hour time. Deep house, breaks, tech-house & all manner of beat-based dance music with residents Adam Goldstone, Peter Anthony, DJ Brian, Ashley Warren, Rick Salzer, Darek Marin spin; 7, $5 incl. one drink. TUES: TOUCH TUESDAYS: DJ Will Milton brings WNYU's "Candy Store" to Sapphire, hosted by Hector Cruz of House Nations; 10, $1 contrib.
ROOM
167 Orchard St. (Stanton St.), 212-253-7246 or www.slipperroom.com THURS: LANNY WARD: Supposedly this guy can blow, & he's a model too. FRI: MEMBERS ONLY: Night of 80s pop conducive to sippin' cosmos & shakin' your thang. SAT: MR. CHOAD'S UPSTAIRS DOWNSTAIRS: Burlesque. MON: LOW & LOOSE: Weekly party, lasts all night long. TUES: MURRAY & PENNY SHOW: Murray Hill & Penelope Tuesdae reunite to kick off new burlesque party, vaudeville style with guest DJs; 11, free.
SWIM
145 Orchard St. (betw. Stanton & Rivington Sts.), 212-673-0799. THURS: SUBMERGED: A night of rum & bass, funky breaks, hiphop & electronica brought to you exclusively by Shock JD; 9, free.
TRUE
28 E. 23rd St. (betw. Madison Ave. & Park Ave. S.), 212-254-6117. SAT: RELAX: Weekly party with DJs Redd Rokk & Neva; 10. TUES: LATINO CAFE: SFP Records & DJ Ivano Bellini (5 p.m.); Super Funk in NYC (10 p.m.)?2-4-1 drinks 5-7; 5 p.m.-10 p.m., free.
TWILO
530 W. 27th St. (betw. 10th & 11th Aves.), 212-268-1600 or www.twiloclub.com 21 & over except Fri. & Sat., 18 & up. FRI: THERAPY: Sasha & Digweed spin with guest Sean Cusick; 11, $20-$25. SAT: Junior Vasquez, who doesn't go on until 3 a.m. at the earliest, stretching his night well into Sunday morning...it's the return of the 6 a.m.-noon party session with guests such as David Knapp & Manny Lehmann. This week: Help Junior celebrate his b-day; 11, $40-$50.
VINYL
6 Hubert St. (54th St.), 212-974-2003. MON: SHELTER: This week, Leo's birthday means lions get in for free; 11, $10-$15.
yabby
265 Bedford (N. 1st St.), Williamsburg, 718-384-1664. SUN: SILKY: DJ K.L. Diablo spins soul, big beat & acid jazz.