Chocolate Jesus Goes Back Into Hiding

We’ve just received the following statement from James Knowles, President of the Roger Smith Hotel, regarding Chocolate Jesus. It’s a bit hard to decipher but we think they’ve canceled the exhibit. In case you’re having trouble comprehending such a revelation, this means that all you curious folks out there will never have the chance to see JC’s chocolate goodies—unless of course the messiah returns even sweeter than imagined. Below, for your headache-inducing pleasure, is the perplexing statement.

Dear Friends,

Your response to the exhibit at the Lab Gallery is crystal clear and has brought to our attention the unintended reaction of you and other conscientious friends of ours to the exhibition of Cosimo Cavallaro.

We have caused the cancellation of the exhibition and wish to affirm the dignity and responsibility of the Hotel in all its affairs.

I hope all you anti-art folks are happy!