Cartoon Network = Porn

Written by Kari Milchman on . Posted in Crime Watch Our Town Downtown, Posts.


Nothing like a bizarre story of cartoons and sex to start your morning off right. It seems a Queens man has been arrested for selling costumes of popular cartoon characters to be used for kinky bedroom fun. But wait, it’s not the uneasy mix of animation and beastiality that’s illegal—it’s that the costumes are shoddy knock offs of the real thing. Julio Quevedo, 43, is now facing jail time for selling dozens of Barney, Bob the Builder, Thomas the Tank Engine, the Tasmanian Devil and Scooby-Doo costumes at $250 a pop. Apparently, the authentic versions would be upwards of $1,000 each. I’m not sure what’s weirder: that Scooby-Doo’s biggest fans find him attractive or that they’re willing to pay $1,000 to sleep with the next best thing.

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