@BYTES1GHz Tech Brief: Nerds Are Super Lazy, Still Need To Get Places

Written by @BYTES1GHz on . Posted in Gift Guide, NY Press Exclusive, Seniors, Technology.

It’s hard to believe there was once a world before The . Back when the only time humans could both stand around and move simultaneously was on an escalator. Now—in no way overestimating the market for such devices—the Robomancers over at have invented something called the . With promotional language like “For Individuals. For Society. Introduces a new kind of mobility.” [SPOILER ALERT: It's a stool with wheels.]


#FutureOfStuff: Ever seen ? The future will be indolent.


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