Paper Garden Records hosts a sort of P.S. 1-type event at 3rd Ward featuring not only Brooklyn intellirap duo Das Racist, but Boy Crisis, art by Art Battles and, if that doesn’t make you at least interested enough to go, free Colt 45, which is the new free Red Stripe. See how now you are interested in art and music? Predictable. Read more Read it in print

Crude Oil (Yuan You) Nov. 4 through 8, Light Industry, 230 36th St. (betw. 2nd & 3rd Aves.), Brooklyn, www.lightindustry.org; times vary, donation requested Wang Bing’s epic 14-hour film Read more

KingCon Nov. 7 & 8, The Brooklyn Lyceum, 227 4th Ave. (at President St.), Brooklyn, 718-857-48916; times vary, $7 and up Brooklyn celebrates its own rich graphic novelist and comic geek Read more

Honor Among Thieves Nov. 9, The Slipper Room, 167 Orchard St. (at Stanton St.), 212-253-7246; 7 and 9, $10 We’ve seen some logic-defying acts at here, but things promise to get extra bizarre Read more

Experimental theater director Robert Wilson adapts Les Liaisons Dangerous into a semi-accessible, stylized and brightly colored work. Isabella Huppert, the French actress I would most like to sleep with, stars. Read more

Ours is a cellular city, a tangled organism built of bricks with distinct walls. You can leave your life completely without leaving the five boroughs. This week those worlds offer portals from homoerotic ass-kicking to novel reading to moon landings. And all you need is a Metrocard. Read more Read it in print

Moon Mass Party Oct. 22, 123 Baxter St. (betw. Canal & Hester Sts.), no phone; 6, Free Since the lunar landing was a conspiracy hoax anyway, this art party and group show might as well substitute Read more

Hey, do you want to be in a room full of scary guys with cauliflower ears? Me too! So let’s go to the Javits center where the MMA is hosting its big confab featuring appearances by Wanderlei Silva, Matt Hughes and an assortment of martial arts schools vying for the honor to teach you how to kick ass. Read more

When most large white things turn 50, they celebrate with a trip to Sandals, or if they are daring, to Hedonism.The Guggenheim, however, is taking a different approach by opening its doors to all art lovers for the low price of nothing.There are a slew of events to draw you close into its snail like center plus, of course, its wonderful collection, a Kandinsky exhibition and free cookies. Read more

In perhaps the most edifying development in nightlife, Chinese food restaurants are the new superclubs. Read more Read it in print