The bodega bandits have struck again! So says NY1 in an article describing a police search for two men who are suspected in a string of bodega robberies in the Bronx. The latest of nine burglaries occurred around 1 a.m. in Middletown; the armed crooks made off with $400 (score!), but no one was hurt. Bodega owners are calling on cops to step up their game, and also for surveillance cameras to be installed outside on the streets. Sure, and while we’re at it, why not in our homes, particularly our bathrooms? Crimes are always committed in bathrooms. Anyone with information is asked to call Crime Stoppers at 1-800-577-TIPS. And please do, lest we all become talent-less celebrities constantly escaping the cameras.