Ah, the beauty of the
guitar solo, which lets even an awkward 15-year-old shyly step on stage and
capture the hearts and souls of an audience.
It was the sixth annual
Shred For Your Life guitar solo competition at Webster Hall Saturday night, and that meant head-to-head,
balls-to-the-wall guitar shredding as 12 contestants competed for the crown.
After starting out in the
back room of Max Fish, the
contest had been so well received that now it was being judged by rock royalty
like Andrew WK, TV on the
Radio’s Jaleel Bunton and Les
Savy Fav’s Seth Jabour.
The contestants could be
split into two categories: those who weren’t old enough to drink, and those who
looked like they had spent a lifetime drinking way too much.
Chris Johnson fell into the latter. The guitarist of Total
Social Suicide, he played his set
barefoot, spray paint covering up the areas of his body that weren’t tattooed.
He spilled his beer on the judges’ table in the first round and quickly became
a crowd favorite. I tried to get a good quote out of him, but he mumbled
something about being too fucked up the night before and jumping in a river
that morning to recuperate, then told me he would explode if he lost.
But the night truly
belonged to two adolescents. Rusty Goldbaum of Brooklyn, an awkward bespectacled 15-year-old,
looking more the computer-programmer type and clad in the decidedly non-rock
attire of dad jeans and New Balances, quickly became the Cinderella story,
receiving ovations and catcalls from tattooed metal chicks after releasing a
torrent of awesomeness. “You put out some dark shit,” said Jabour after
Goldbaum’s first solo round.
Dylan Brenner, also 15, who took second place last year and
opened the show with his kick-ass teen metal band BYS, shined brighter than the
lights hitting his braces as he grimaced through his second solo round. “That
was one of the greatest guitar solos I ever heard,” WK said in awe.
In the end, guitar teacher
and prog-rocker Lily Maase took
home the huge guitar pick trophy after beating Brenner in a controversial final
decision that saw the judges showered with boos. “I’m preparing to get beat by
a 12-year-old,” Maase told me before the final round.
After the competition,
semi-finalist Damien Paris
didn’t seem perturbed by the 15-year-olds who beat him. “I’m trying to figure
how to get backstage,” he said. “To get a free beer.”
