Bash Compactor: No New York...Just Queens
That one was called Hell on Earth, which is a perfect description of what its like to be up here, punk icon James Chance announced to an impressive-sized audience at P.S. 1 in Long Island City, sweat pouring through his bright yellow jacket. The majority of the crowd at last Saturdays gigthe first by the surviving members of the original Contortions in over a decadewas there for the ravey meat market, taking place after the show. This music sucks, a muscle-bound gentleman whined, sitting against the stage as Chance was blowing violently into his ancient sax.
The generous sprinkling of hipsters and middle-aged freaks made up for the apathy of the douche bag contingent by cheering loudly throughout the set. Kevin Corrigan, most recently seen in Pineapple Express, was filming Chances ragged James Brown–inspired dance routines.
During the groups dissonant, staccato version of Browns King Heroin, the pompadoured bandleader dropped to his knees, gripped the microphone and punctuated his lyrical delivery with impassioned grunts and groans, throwing up his hand and forcibly exhorting the band with, Uh, take it down!
Lead guitarist Pat Place, her eyes wrapped behind dark aviators and short, platinum hair, stood downstage, riffing coolly.
The guys like a time capsule, said Erik Sanko of the original Lounge Lizards, who was playing bass in a Miami Vice–era white linen suit, told me after the show. Hes still pissing people off like he did 30 years ago; hes just a little chubbier now.
Chance, who promised an album of new material soon, reminisced about days gone by. He lamented the passing of Voidoids guitarist Robert Quine and noted that he hasnt seen music critic Robert Christgau since socking him in the face at a Contortions gig in 1979.
He copped to missing the old days, grumbling about mobs of disgusting assholes roaming the LES on Saturday nights, but added that, If you can stay alive long enough, it seems like you come back in fashion for a little bit.
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Party Like Its 1999
Last week, artsy noise-rockers And You Shall Know Us By The Trail of Dead took the new craze of 1990s mania to new heightsthe band performed with the same lineup it did in that decade, with two members cranking out howling post-punk and a slew of skuzzy dudes looking on.
As the band tuned up on the stage at Santos Party House, a tanned, leggy NYU girl wearing shiny heels and a ludicrously short green tunic dress, and who barely seemed to remember the aughts, did a face plant in the middle of the dance floor. She got up and laughed as the artsy duo from Austin kicked off a short, incredibly loud set. Before the last number, singer Conrad Keely told the crowd, [DJ] Jonathan Toubin likes to play 45s that he finds in the garbage in Brooklyn. He likes us because we sound like something from the trash, too.
That night at the Party House, in fact, it seemed that 1990s nightlife was in full swing. Having seen a lot of flared jeans and skating T-shirts undulating beneath Santos monstrous disco ball, I ask my host if the kids were eating ecstasy in honor of the late 90s theme. I think what youre seeing here is just sober indie kids; its kind of a Pitchfork crowd tonight, said Toubin.
Madcap projectionist Spencer Bewley piped in that hed love some ecstasy. Usually its a coke and booze crowd, he lamented.
Speaking of blow, I couldnt help but ask Toubin, known for spinning vinyl, what the best type of record to snort it off of is. A 78, because it has those really tight grooves, he said. Mystery solved. He quickly added that kids should do their homework and stay in school.