Bash Compactor: Andrew WTF
Tuesday night at Santos Party House, owner Andrew WK appeared on stage in his trademark white jeans and white T-shirt after keeping a mostly-male crowd stewing in unlit silence for 45 minutes. They were waiting for a night billed Ask Andrew WK Anything, a chance to kibbitz with the mysterious man and pick his brain about topics large and small.
Sounding like Stephen Hawkings voice simulator and moving jerkily, he nervously assured the crowd that he had not been replaced by another person playing Andrew WK.
This was reassuring, since rumors that he is a Milli Vanilli-like producers construct have plagued the guy since his blood-spattered visage exploded onto Billboards #1 spot from nowhere in November 2001.
Indeed, his party anthems appeared in scores of ads and video games, leading to critics and bloggers accusing him of being a corporate puppet. MTV has floated a less sinister theory, which involves WK being a stand-in for pal and collaborator Dave Grohl. WK has not exactly been squashing these myriad suspicions. After telling a London audience in 2008 that he was "not the guy you've seen from the I Get Wet albumin September 2009, he explained why he hadnt released any new rock material to the Guardian. [Im] in a debate about who owned the rights to my image, he wrote. Last month WK even released a statement strongly protesting a slew of rumors floated on the wackier end of the blogosphere, including one that hes a talking head for some secret conspiracy to corrupt people's morals.
This night, no morals were being corruptedor at least no more than usual at the Lafayette Street nightcluband WK only sent his audience hurtling further down the rabbit hole when he tried to put the issue of identity to rest. His sophistic circumlocutions went something like this: Andrew WK is a creation of his parents and business advisers, but that doesnt mean the speaker isnt Andrew WK. By the time he mentioned promises made by the part of me thats not Andrew WK; my head was spinning so much from the disinformation that I was ready to believe anything about the man including that hes a front for both Scientology and the Illuminati (an allegation he has incidentally denied).
When WK, who will be playing his first NYC show in five years on Mar. 16 at Irving Plazaopened up the floor for questioning, a young joker inquired, What do you think of dark matter? After some science-based non-sequiturs, the Hawking voice came back to add, A lot of my training has come from politics.