Babes in Guyland

| 11 Nov 2014 | 01:52

    There’s this show about friends, relationships and sex. The lead character and narrator is a loveable yet irritating blonde who relays her various man troubles using tired metaphors in an effort to uphold archaic gender stereotypes. The audience accepts these pearls because this girl, er, woman, er feminist is a writer—so she must possess the wisdom and the voice to extrapolate and convey meaning from her myriad hapless encounters with the opposite sex. No, it’s not “Sex and the City;” it’s just TBS coming into adulthood with “My Boys.”

    And if “Sex and the City” is the mommy, then “Friends” is the daddy, and together they created this lovechild that will never fill either parents’ shoes. “My Boys” will always be stuck in that awkward intermediate stage known as puberty, but instead of greasy skin and uncontrollable urges, it’s marred by stock characters and contrived circumstances. Yet, somehow, “My Boys” is mildly entertaining and somewhat charming in a befuddling sort of way.

    To be accurate, this sitcom should be called “One of the Boys,” or better yet, “My Girl,” because PJ (half mom, half Ashton Kutcher) is a guy’s wet dream: She plays poker, drinks beer and eats pizza; plus, she’s easy. But then, what does that say about men if all they really want is another guy?

    When PJ (Jordana Spiro) and her friends have a food fight, we’re supposed to recognize how un-prissy, how cool she is. But if this is standard male behavior, we’re not so impressed by her willingness to join in and more disappointed in the facile pastimes of the less-fair sex. Really it’s child’s play, and while everyone enjoys catapulting mashed potatoes across the table now and again, doing so should hardly be the prerequisite to being desirable. The show puts forth the trite contention that men are unfeeling, selfish, obtuse little boys walking around with full-sized penises swinging between their legs—and that women should be, too. The alternative: PJ’s friend Stephanie, a remnant from the Victorian era who’s just discovered Match.com.

    PJ purports that relationships take away your free will. In one bedroom scene, “nice guy” Bobby complains that she’s moving too fast and requests she act more like a girl. Is this show really claiming that womanhood is the act, and masquerading like men, like cliché me-like-boobies men, is genuine? Regarding her situation at work, PJ explains, “I’ve finally gotten to a place where they’ve forgotten I’m a woman.” Now that’s feminism.