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End of the Road

Written by Matt Taibbi on . Posted in Posts

Dear NY Press Readers, As of this issue, I will no longer be writing for the New York Press. When I learned of an impending change in managment about a month ago I decided to quit. I have since learned that there would not have been an opportunity for me to stay anyway. I want [&hellip
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The 52 Funniest Things About The Upcoming Death of The Pope

Written by Matt Taibbi on . Posted in Breaking News, Posts

52.Pope pisses himself just before the end; gets all over nurse. 51.After death, saggy, furry tits of dead Pope begin inexorable process of melting away into nothingness, like coldest of Sno-cones under faintest of suns. 50.Pope survives just long enough to be acquired by Isiah Thomas for Stephon Marbury, 2005 #1 pick and cash considerations. [&hellip
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