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Torre To Manage Dodgers?

Written by Jason Singer on October 30, 2007. Posted in Posts, Sports

The Los Angeles Dodgers are hoping there’s truth to the old proverb, “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure.” Just one day after the New York Yankees got rid of Don Mattingly by not offering him their managerial job, and just a few weeks after they threw out Joe Torre by offering him an “insult”
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Girardi To Manage Yanks

Written by Jason Singer on October 29, 2007. Posted in Posts, Sports

The New York Yankees were so tired of Joe Torre, they decided to not even hire his bench coach and loyal lieutenant. In yet another slap in the face to the Torre regime, the Yankees passed over Don Mattingly and offered Joe Girardi their managerial job early this morning. Girardi is expected to accept. The
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Giants Enjoy London Calling

Written by Jason Singer on October 29, 2007. Posted in Posts, Sports

The Miami Dolphins may be the dumbest team ever. Earlier in the week, Dolphins linebacker Channing Crowder confessed that he didn’t know what language they spoke in England. He definitely couldn’t find the country on a map. And he was sure they didn’t have any black people there, wherever it was. Clearly, he’s never heard
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A-Rod Opts Out

Written by Jason Singer on October 29, 2007. Posted in Posts, Sports

The New York Yankees are such an undesirable destination these days that they can’t even give their money away anymore. Ten days after Joe Torre turned down at least $5 million from The Pinstripers, Alex Rodriguez opted out of his contract, walking away from the remaining three years and $72 million left on his deal
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Giuliani Almost Assassinated In ’87

Written by Jason Singer on October 26, 2007. Posted in Politics, Posts

According to an F.B.I memo read in a Brooklyn court yesterday, America came within one mobster’s vote in 1987 of not having such a crappy presidential candidate in 2007. Instead of being assassinated by the New York organized crime families, however, Rudolph Giuliani is still walking the Earth and has a chance to top Franklin
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Giants Playing Dumbest Team Ever?

Written by Jason Singer on October 26, 2007. Posted in Posts, Sports

How unimaginably stupid are the New York Giants’ football opponents this weekend? The G-Men will play the Miami Dolphins in London on Sunday and Dolphins linebacker Channing Crowder—one of the team’s best players—didn’t even know they spoke English in London; he didn’t know they spoke English in England. Here’s him elaborating on that subject: “I
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Saw IV Headlines Weekend

Written by Jason Singer on October 25, 2007. Posted in Arts & Film, Posts

For all of you sick moviegoers into “torture porn,” get ready to come in your pants: Saw IV, the latest sequel in the ultra-violent Saw film series, hits theaters tonight at midnight. Jigsaw, the serial killer and protagonist who died in Saw III, will somehow wreak havoc from the grave in the newest installment, providing
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Jets Sticking With Chad

Written by Jason Singer on October 25, 2007. Posted in Posts, Sports

Benjamin Franklin once said, “The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.” While it’s official: The New York Jets are fuckin’ crazy. Head coach Eric Mangini named Chad Pennington his starting quarterback yesterday for Sunday’s game against Buffalo, hoping Pennington and Gang Green can turn it around
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And Then There Were Three…

Written by Jason Singer on October 25, 2007. Posted in Posts, Sports

The Spanish Elf, Tony Peña, who’s ears are the pointiest object in the public eye since Madonna’s Cone Bra circa the Blond Ambition Tour (click on next link for a pic of Pena’s ears), finished his interview with the Yankees yesterday, concluding the interview process for the team’s managerial opening. The Yankees front-office personnel will
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Rangers Hit All-Time Low

Written by Jason Singer on October 24, 2007. Posted in Posts, Sports

Through eight games this season, the New York Rangers offense has been about as offensive as an episode of Barney & Friends. Their offense ranks dead last in the National Hockey League in goals per game (1.86); they rank dead last in total goals (13); and last night, they reached a level of ineptitude never
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