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A-Rod Opts Out

Written by Jason Singer on . Posted in Posts, Sports

The New York Yankees are such an undesirable destination these days that they can’t even give their money away anymore. Ten days after Joe Torre turned down at least $5 million from The Pinstripers, Alex Rodriguez opted out of his contract, walking away from the remaining three years and $72 million left on his deal [&hellip
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Giuliani Almost Assassinated In ’87

Written by Jason Singer on . Posted in Politics, Posts

According to an F.B.I memo read in a Brooklyn court yesterday, America came within one mobster’s vote in 1987 of not having such a crappy presidential candidate in 2007. Instead of being assassinated by the New York organized crime families, however, Rudolph Giuliani is still walking the Earth and has a chance to top Franklin [&hellip
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Giants Playing Dumbest Team Ever?

Written by Jason Singer on . Posted in Posts, Sports

How unimaginably stupid are the New York Giants’ football opponents this weekend? The G-Men will play the Miami Dolphins in London on Sunday and Dolphins linebacker Channing Crowder—one of the team’s best players—didn’t even know they spoke English in London; he didn’t know they spoke English in England. Here’s him elaborating on that subject: “I [&hellip
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Jets Sticking With Chad

Written by Jason Singer on . Posted in Posts, Sports

Benjamin Franklin once said, “The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.” While it’s official: The New York Jets are fuckin’ crazy. Head coach Eric Mangini named Chad Pennington his starting quarterback yesterday for Sunday’s game against Buffalo, hoping Pennington and Gang Green can turn it around [&hellip
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And Then There Were Three…

Written by Jason Singer on . Posted in Posts, Sports

The Spanish Elf, Tony Peña, who’s ears are the pointiest object in the public eye since Madonna’s Cone Bra circa the Blond Ambition Tour (click on next link for a pic of Pena’s ears), finished his interview with the Yankees yesterday, concluding the interview process for the team’s managerial opening. The Yankees front-office personnel will [&hellip
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