Q&A with Rod Lurie, Master of the Drool Trick

Written by George Tabb on March 14, 2000. Posted in Arts & Film, Posts

Rod Lurie’s Deterrence Set in the year 2008, Rod Lurie’s Deterrence plays out entirely in a dumpy diner in Aztec, CO. President of the United States Walter Emerson (played by Kevin Pollak) is on a reelection tour and gets stranded at Morty’s Roadside Diner in a freak snowstorm. Iraq pulls some shit in Kuwait and
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The Tabb Theorem

Written by George Tabb on March 7, 2000. Posted in Posts

The Tabb Theorem "Thank you, dear," the old lady with the walker says to me as I hold the elevator door open for her with my right foot. "Well, you have a nice day," she says to me as she limps on by, coughing up what sound like nice solid lung cookies. "Uh-huh," I tell
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Getting My Block Knocked By a Knockerless Rocker

Written by George Tabb on November 16, 1999. Posted in Posts

The night of the show I arrived late. Of course. I had planned on getting to Arlene Grocery earlier, but it took longer than I expected to extract the codeine from the 222 pills I’d purchased in Canada a couple of months before. I had just bought these new coffee filters, and they were like
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How to Succeed in Oklahoma

Written by George Tabb on November 9, 1999. Posted in Posts

Bill, the Star of The Show "Oooooo-klahoma," I sang, as I watched Susan and her ninth-grade breasts heave with every gasp of air, "where the wind comes sweeping down the plains…" "…You know we belong to the land," Susan and her harem of junior high school harlots sang, "and that land we belong to is
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Furious George vs. the Mediaâeuro;”In a ’77 Caddy

Written by George Tabb on October 19, 1999. Posted in Breaking News, Posts

Demolition Man Furious George vs. the Media, in a ’77 Caddy The theme music of The Good, The Bad and The Ugly ran through my mind as I gunned the engine of my 1977 gold Cadillac. "Major media cocksuckers," I muttered as dust from the California desert flew up my nose and in my mouth.
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The Pill Hack’s Handbook

Written by George Tabb on September 14, 1999. Posted in Books, Posts

Pill Hack "Nick," I say to my stepdad as he’s busy clicking away on my Macintosh Power PC, "you gotta check out this book I just got." "Book?" he says as he pushes random buttons trying to undo the damage he’s already done. "You don’t read books." "Yes I do," I exclaim, trying to distract
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William Shatner Interview; A Phony Critic’s Controversy

Written by George Tabb on August 11, 1999. Posted in Arts & Film, Posts

Captain Fantastic Free Enterprise is a new film directed by Robert Meyer Burnett, and it’s playing at the Art Greenwich starting Aug. 6. The film is a sort of coming-of-age story about a couple of Trekkies and their misadventures with wine, women and more women. The movie features Eric McCormack, who also stars in a television show called Will
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Spike Lee Talks Summer of Sam & Punk Rock with Furious George

Written by George Tabb on July 7, 1999. Posted in Breaking News, Posts

“First he tells me to fuck off, then he calls me a pussy,” Adrien Brody says to Spike Lee, as we stand outside a location on Rivington St. where we’re shooting a scene for Spike’s new film, Summer of Sam. “It’s okay,” says Spike, calmly, “I’ll handle this.” “My character, Ritchie, is abused throughout the whole film, you know,” continues Adrien,
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