Das Affects
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Last night when my friend and I boarded the U.S.S. Half Moon at the
23rd Street Skyport Marina, we had the same thing on our mind:
drowning. As we crowded onto the bow of the upper deck, where every one
of the 100 or so passengers had congregated to seemingly smoke at the
same time, it seemed possible that the “yacht” might very well tip over
and take a dive. “At least we’ll get on the news,” I offered
consolingly.