Kidd Stays in the Picture
The MC at Wednesday’s Vision Festival Lifetime Achievement performance for Kidd Jordan
introduced the guest of honor by means of analogy: “Basketball’s got
MJ. But we’ve got KJ!” Judging from what followed, it’s fair to say
that His Airness would be humbled by the comparison. If pro hoops were
more like Mr. Jordan’s tone, I might actually give a shit about the NBA
Finals. But let’s put a few things in perspective: Mr. Jordan, who is 73 and plays tenor like a baby trying to be born, headlined four of the evening’s five sets, screamed to heaven half-a-dozen times, at one point MacGyver-ed a sax valve out of a rubber band, and did it all in a t-shirt and jeans. “This guy looks like my grandfather,” my buddy said about twelve seconds before going whoa for the next two hours.
Forgive the hyperbole. Every set was the best...
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a libretto to Hollywood gold has traditionally served as a recipe for
camp disaster: see the recent undersea shambolics of Disney’s Broadway
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