DR. DOT

By Dr. Dot
drdot@drdot.com
www.puredrdot.com

I’m not sure how to handle this situation. I am engaged to a woman who used to have a 4-year relationship with another woman. Everything couldn’t be better with her except ... I have a small concern, which does not affect how I feel about her. I love her dearly. I fully satisfy her sexually, whether it be through intercourse, oral sex or a good old masturbation. The intercourse is great! She on the other hand has given me maybe three blowjobs, which she did not finish off, and one hand job during the span of almost two years. I don’t want to sound like I am complaining and being selfish. That is furthest from the truth. I think I could live without those things, it’s just like missing out on a bit of fun.
Now we have agreed to stop having intercourse until we are married, which is about three months away. Again, I have satisfied her sexual hunger in every other way, and she has not even put her hand on my member, so needless to say, I am experiencing a bit of sexual frustration. How do I handle this other than coming right out with it. “Why don’t you suck my dick!?” I don’t see that working to well. I don’t doubt her love for me at all. I just think she may still be a bit repulsed with the thought of putting my dick in her mouth or jerking me off. How do I tactfully deal with this?

—Sincerely Blue Balls


You confuse me; you say “The intercourse is great” then you say that you agreed to no intercourse before marriage. What the fuck? She was fucking you but now suddenly no sex (apart from you licking her out on a regular basis) until you walk down the aisle? What we have here is a woman who doesn’t appreciate your cock enough to do to it what a cock loves the most, getting blown constantly. Asking, “Why don’t you suck my dick?” is a perfect question. It hits the nail right on the head. But maybe you have to rephrase it a bit. I have said this before, but maybe you missed it, just stop going down on her and when she asks why, say “good question, I was going to ask you the same thing—why the lack of oral sex?” You’ve had three unfinished blowjobs in two years and now no hot beef injections until marriage. And you still want to marry her? Her pussy must be lined with velvet my friend. Be a man and speak up about your normal, healthy oral sex craving and find out before you take the leap if you are in for a lifetime of this one-sided oral sex routine bullshit. Sounds to me like you are settling. If you marry her, you may end up cheating to get your cock sucked elsewhere, so think hard about this. You need to step up to the plate before it’s too late.


I’m dating this girl and last night on my way home from a business meeting I drove by her house—which is on the way to my house from that part of town—and her long-term ex-boyfriend was there. It was like 10 p.m. It made me kind of nervous because I spoke to her an hour before that and she said she was in bed and getting ready to go to sleep. So now I’m bummed out. She called me a little while ago this morning and she said she was tired and I asked her what time she went to sleep and she said like nine-ish. I was trying to quiz her hoping that she wouldn’t lie to me and didn’t mention that I drove by her house. I’m mostly bothered because I feel like she’s lying to me. It doesn’t bother me that she was hanging out, even though the ex-boyfriend thing makes me skeptical. How do I handle a situation like this?

—Pissed off Paul


If she was in bed with him, sleeping, then she isn’t a liar, just a two-timing cunt. Heh heh. No, seriously it could be she is just dating more than one guy. Since you are only “dating” I would keep my options wide open (pun intended) like she is. Instead of wasting energy on someone you now know you can’t trust, take that energy and go out and meet other girls. Is she really worth all the hassle? If you do decide to confront her, make sure it’s in person, so you can see her face and watch for tell tale signs of lying (pathetic, shocked look on red face; going into extreme details and having your questions mainly answered with questions). Be prepared for her to say she is seeing other men but there is still no excuse for her lying to you and if you tell her how you know, she will think you have been stalking her. I would just move on and play the field, but if you do shag her again, make sure you have condoms with you.


Marijuana has proven to be the best aphrodisiac for my spouse. I’ve had to give it up due to random testing with my new job. Can you suggest any over the counter products that would have the same affect? When we’re high, she’s also receptive to experimenting with anal sex. Without cannabis, there is no experimentation. Can you suggest any other icebreakers?

—Saucy Sam


One should be able to get turned on and wet without having to smoke something or pop any kind of pills. I am all for the good old fashioned aphrodisiacs, like getting a nice, firm foot massage while I sip red wine and listen to some Jimi Hendrix (best music to fuck to). And according to all of my girlfriends, a lengthy pussy licking always does the trick.

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