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DR. DOT

By Dr. Dot
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Please forgive my English, I am French. For four months, I lived with my girlfriend and her 4-year-old daughter. My girlfriend is always stressed ... I did everything possible to help her; I take good care of the child. She moved in with me because she lived in a far away town. Since she moved in, she seems always under stress and the result is that she is angry for no reason and talks to me like crap. Plus, she is always so tired and we have sex only two to four times a month (at the beginning it was a least everyday, sometimes twice a day)! The point is, when we do, sex is always very wild and good. I love sex, maybe too much, and I feel I don't have enough. The more I ask my girlfriend, the less I have. She tells me it’s not about me, that it’s only because her work is bothering her, that she is not used to the stress of living in a big city, plus the fact that my flat is too small (one room for the two of us plus her daughter). I can understand her reasons, but the point is I really feel like starving for sex.

—Crazy Horse


Now you know why I frown upon living with a lover. If you love sex, don’t live together. I know, it’s too late and most folks aim for it their whole life, but that is my personal opinion. If you have to live with someone, having your own room could keep things hot, so save up and get a bigger place—it will be worth every penny if you are getting your leg over more often. Now, moving onto your cold shrew. She may be drinking too much coffee, this makes everyone stress out! Try to buy some decaffeinated coffee and sneak it into her real coffee without her knowing. Also, massage her feet every night, each foot 10 minutes or more. Then her legs and back, this should make her want sex, maybe even ask you for it. Candlelit massage and a glass of red wine and some cow-tongue oral sex should bring on the taming of the shrew.


I am dating a college guy, who seems like a potential long-term partner. All of his friends are married (which is a good sign) and when he invites me out on dates, it’s usually with a few other couples. Last time the husbands were very friendly to me and I got bitchy vibes from the wives. I can’t help it if I am like one of the guys—I am fun. It’s been a week since I heard from him and I sense it could be due to the ice storm from the wives—they may have scathed their husbands and him for having such a social girlfriend. I also told him in a drunken moment that I am only interested in having fun and not looking for anything serious. How can I make things better? I don’t want to lose him.

—Skated on Thin Ice


It’s great that he hangs with relationship minded couples and a good sign that he brings you into his social circle. One on one dating is already nerve wracking but when you toss in a few bitchy females and flirty males it becomes a complicated high school style Bitch-fest. Let him contact you first, as nothing keeps a man away from a woman he adores, not even a challenging comment like “I don’t want anything serious.” When he does contact you (if he doesn’t, it’s his loss) tell him you love being with him but are too shy for group dates. If he insists, agree but tell him you would prefer just drinks or just dinner and to look for your “lets leave” glance because you can’t wait to get him alone to suck his cock. Just be yourself and if the ladies don’t like you, they will hopefully ban their husbands from dates that include you, saving you from being the complicated nag.


My new boyfriend leaves stuff behind every time he comes over to fuck me. He also leaves a mess in my kitchen. Everything else is perfect. How can I tame this cave man?

—Tidy Tess


He is marking his territory, and if he is the only one you are dating/shagging, find a corner or drawer for his left behind “markings” and if that is only bad thing he does is leave a mess in your kitchen, consider your self lucky, it’s not even worth mentioning. Let it slide and save the bitching for important things like cheating, blatantly drooling over other women in your presence or making you buy your own dinner/drinks.


I am dating a man who treats me like a queen in every way possible, it’s almost embarrassing how much he does for me. Thing is (there always is a “thing” isn’t there?) he is fugly. The sex isn’t that bad after I suck down a few drinks but I could easily live without it. I certainly can’t come as his looks turn me off. Should I end it or tolerate it?

—Beauty and the Generous Beast


Looks are just an initial attraction to lure us to breed, they are great but everyone gets old, grey and ugly as sin eventually. Why not just fuck him doggy style? You don’t look at the mantelpiece when you poke the fire. 
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