By Kari Milchman

Even if you don’t count yourself among the celebrity set, or even the groupie set, you can still party like the best of them. A new Chelsea nightclub, aptly called Room Service, is creating that hotel private party feel for those who don’t regularly appear on Page Six. Simply rent one of the 10’-by-10’ rooms, complete with gaudy wall paper and a mini-bar just like a real hotel, and enjoy all the luxuries of the highlife: a TV, DVDs—wait, it gets better—private coat check, personal bartender and a masseuse (whose services must be ordered in advance). All this for a price comparable to rates at Hotel Gansevoort. Another way to achieve that hotel feel is to buy a fully furnished condo—we’re talking everything from plasma TVs to silverware—at the Cipriani Club Residences. Located at 55 Wall St., the former exchange boasts a luncheon club, barbershop, spa, salon, gym, rare book library, billiard hall and a ballroom (a ballroom?) for a starting price of only $1 million dollars. Plus, you can walk around naked without getting kicked out as you would at most, well some, clubs.